Leonardo DiCaprio Didn’t Invite Me On His Tribeca Bike Tour. Rude.
Posted September 24, 2012on:
Whenever I hear about one of my favorite movie stars shooting a movie in New York City, I always fantasize about running into the set (accidentally of course) and the director being so impressed with my beauty he kicks out the A list actress who is playing the love interest and casts me instead. Totally normal, right? I don’t let my lack of acting experience stop me from dreaming— I can read/memorize lines and deliver then as well as the next bimbo in Hollywood.
Anyway, long story short— I haven’t run into Leonardo DiCaprio while he’s filming The Wolf Of Wall Street and Martin Scorsese has not cast me as Leo’s love interest. I just keep accidentally walking on to the on location shoots of White Collar and Gossip Girl. And as hot as Matt Bomber is, he’s gay, and Chuck Bass dresses nicer than me so it will never work out.
Leonardo DiCaprio dresses like a tourist Dad of 4, so me and him are a perfect match.
The khaki cargo shorts are so sexy.