I know she’s 12 and I know most 12 year olds can dress themselves better than I can, but Jordyn is out of control. It looks like Limited Too threw up all over this kid.

But the outfit/costume is kind of fitting because Jordyn gets on stage and screams “Tomorrow” and she kind of looks like a orphan. An orphan from an orphanage run by gay men— but still an orphanage.

This gave me a headache. And I’m not into the motivational speech remix she threw in there. I’m glad Simon Cowell and I are on the same page. I mean, that’s all that really matters to me.

-Rocco