I’m super curious about this. I mean, I know Suri Cruise  just started school but I don’t think she’d talk on the phone with any of her classmates.. or as Suri calls them– peasants.

“Yea.  I know. My mother is so embarrassing. She’s wearing a poncho with studded khakis and ankle boots. Right? I know. But your mom’s weave at least looks acceptable in her weave. Oh and no— I hate all my peers— they smell like the middle class.”

Suri Cruise is talking to Blue Ivy Carter™. Obviously.

-Rocco