I think Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and Chris Brown and Rihanna should double date because I can’t sit here and honestly tell you who I think is the stupider celebrity couple.

That grainy photo is of Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Jay Z concert in Brooklyn pretty much together again.

Oh and to make this even better they were seen affectionately kissing AND Chris Brown publicly kicked his girlfriend to the curb citing Rihanna as the reason why.

And let’s all remember he almost punched, hit, and bit Rihanna to death a few years ago.

Brown released this statement to his girlfriend and the rest of the world so we could hate him more:

“I have decided to be single to focus on my career,” Brown tells Us Weekly. “I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”

I think his girlfriend was more hurt about him and Rihanna banging in an NYC club bathroom then their “friendship”.

Let’s just sum this all up— Chris Brown suffered pretty much no legal ramifications from punching his girlfriend in the face (and don’t say picking up trash and paying fines with money he definitely has is punishment) and no he continues to have sex with the woman he beat the shit out of.

Cool. Cool. I think we should just tie up this life lesson with a bow and give him a goddamn medal.

-Rocco