Kristen Stewart Probably Banged Her Other Director, Walter Salles
Posted on: October 5, 2012
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Apparently, other directors think Kristen Stewart is a good actress (or just knows she lets them have sex with her) because Walter Salles was really into working with K Stew in her movie On The Road.
And yes, I had no idea she was in other films besides Twilight and the lesbian Snow White movie.
Kristen Stewart of course takes her clothes off in this movie and loooooooved working with director Walter Salles, and then said something only the 12 year old boy version of my brain found hilarious:
“You can do no wrong with [director Walter Salles]. He puts so much inside of you. In the four-week rehearsal process, it was okay to ask any question, to bring up any story, to really over-analyze everything and intellectualize everything. Once we got on set, it was so about just breathing and letting it happen. He put so much trust in us, so it was like, ‘Okay, so I have to take my clothes off?’ It’s so not a big [deal].”
BAHAHHA! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! <— I mean that literally and as the awful “that’s what she said” joke.
Puts so much inside of you? Please Oprah tell me Kristen Stewart said this AFTER getting caught cheating with Rupert Sanders because that just proves how stupid she is.
Anyway, I hope her and Rob Pattinson are having a great time back together. To heal my broken heart I’m telling myself Rob probably has an STD that Kristen gave him. It’s logical in my brain.
-Rocco
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Maybe she got those parts because her mouth is always hanging open and the directors take that as a hint.
And no way is she back with our Rob. That’s BS – promo for BD2 where everyone is going to boo her.
The English philosopher, Bertrand Russell once said that the trouble with the world is that the stupid is cocksure and the intelligent are full of self-doubt. Looks like Rob and KStew are a match made in philiosophical heaven. With Rob being the latter, of course.


October 5, 2012 at 9:40 AM
It had been a joke that she got her parts becuase by sleeping with her directors, becuase she can’t act, she confirmed to everyone.
October 5, 2012 at 10:36 AM
i think i just confirmed it as well