I’m pretty pissed at Robert Pattinson at this moment. I think he’s actually back with Kristen Stewart and that just pisses me off because it means either he’s truly in love with her and forgave her, or he has no balls and backbone and let’s girls walk all over him. If anything, I was hoping it was the latter, so I could be that girl to walk all over him.

Anyway, I’m less mad at him when he’s aimlessly meandering around the city in a cute hat and jacket. It’s getting chilly in NYC and it’s the perfect weather for stalking Rob because I can bundle up and just look like a crazy homeless person—- as opposed to my hot self trying to sleep with him.

I choose to believe Robert is in New York searching for me and/or running away from Kristen Stewart.

-Rocco