I refuse to drink anything but Pepsi now that it has been announced that 1D are the new spokespeople for the sugary drink. My stomach lining will go to shit, but my teeth will be fine because luckily 1D also announced their line of Colgate toothbrushes and toothpaste.

I can’t even put into words how excited I am to brush my teeth with the faces of One Direction.

Anyway, back to Pepsi. Let me tell you a little tale: Big D (my father) drinks nothing but Diet Pepsi. There is never not a bottle of Diet Pepsi in the fridge. He lives for the stuff. He will actually yell at someone if he goes to their house and there isn’t a bottle of Diet Pepsi in the fridge waiting for him. So, because of that I feel like it’s fate that 1D and Pepsi have teamed up. It’s as if 1D, Pepsi and my father have teamed up!

The One Direction Pepsi commercial is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t know and don’t give a f**k who this Drew Brees? Beards? (what’s his name?) dude is— all I know is Harry Styles says “And, I’m Harry” and I can only imagine the way I feel is the way mother’s feel when their baby first speaks; pure joy.

“And I’m Harry”

I have watched this commercial no less than 17 times. While chugging Pepsi.

Oh and bonus— Zayn being “misunderstood” and photo bombing shit again. Zayn just does what he wants and its wonderful.

-Rocco