I’m sorry I’m a bad mom- Dina/ It’s okay– I’m high all the time. I don’t notice- Lindsay

Basically, Lindsay Lohan and her mom, Dina, were partying together (because that’s what you do with your daughter who is a drug addict/alcoholic) and it turned into a big ‘ol fight at their Long Island home and the police had to be called.

Long story short, Dina Lohan shanked Lindsay Lohan in the limo on their way home and tried to kidnap her. They were probably fighting over the last ball of crack. (Does crack come in balls? This I do not know because Dina isn’t my mother).

Lindsay then proceeded to call her Dad (who is probably even less stable than her mother) and tell him Dina was on cocaine, because she was touching her neck a lot.

You seriously, can’t make this shit up! If you want to feel better about your life listen to the audio tape that Michael Lohan obviously sold to TMZ because he’s a great dad.

Click HERE to listen the soundtrack of dysfunction.

-Rocco