I can’t even make fun of Taylor Swift for dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy because I would go out on a date with ANY of the One Direction lads (even Louis because that would just  be like sassy girl talk the entire night and that’s fun) in a heartbeat.

Anyway, Tay Tay looks all grown up on the cover of Rolling Stone this month and she’s setting the record straight— ain’t no kidnapping took place in her relationship with Conor Kennedy.

“How did I kidnap him?,” she responds. “You can’t kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now! It’s an interesting way to spin something into a story. See, this is why I don’t read stuff.”

Taylor may not be a kidnapper but she’s definitely a thief because I’ve seen candid pictures of her in the exact same outfit she’s sporting above. Taylor Swift pulled a Lindsay Lohan and stole clothes from wardrobe.

Somehow it’s more adorable when she does it.

-Rocco