Simon Cowell thought he could do it again and create a super boy band a la One Direction.

Spoiler alert—- it’s a mess.

Even Puerto Rican Gollum is not into it. And he’s on drugs— if you are on drugs and don’t like boy bands than that boy band is in trouble!

That just gave me a headache. And I’m now thanking any higher being for the fact that One Direction do not have a designated rapper.

-Rocco