I’m just  not emotionally prepared for this. I defend Justin Bieber to the death (really until the guy threatens to break up with me because I won’t stop talking about the Biebs) and say he’s an angel muffin, but I can’t defend a sex tape. Angel muffins don’t have sex tapes. It’s just too awkward.

Let me slow down and explain.

Geez I hope no one steals my shit and takes this photo- J Biebs

Justtin got some shit stolen while on tour and he tweeted about it to express his dismay. And while expressing his dismay  that his computer and camera were stolen he basically hinted at some saucy photos:

- sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy.
- yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other’s property
- i had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect

Hashtag LAME! Hashtag NO RESPECT! Hashtag HOPEFULLY NOT A SEX TAPE!

Poor Biebs. Stop stealing his shit!

And it got even more real when a crazy person on Twitter started throwing some shade Biebs’ way by tweeting him some serious cryptic and creepy messages. Like so creepy FBI should step in.

Again, I can’t handle all this. Check on me at noon because apparently that is when I will “feel differently”..

-Rocco