That was the unfunniest headline ever. I do apologize.

I really just wanted to get your attention to show you the movie poster that has a bearded Leonardo DiCaprio promoting Django Unchained.

Leo’s playing Calvin Candie! And not only is that the greatest character name ever (sorry Jack!) but he also plays a charming, but ruthless plantation owner.

It makes me really uncomfortable to know I’m going to be attracted to Leo in this role.

-Rocco