And of  course she would post a picture of herself pantless on Instagram because she inspires to be like Honey Boo Boo.

Anyway, Miley Cyrus went on some TV show and decided to promote that little Honey Boo Boo child and her meth (maybe?)/go go juice ways:

“I put a home theater in my house and it wasn’t quite loud enough, so we got subwoofers so I could hear her extra loud,” the former Hannah Montana star said. “When I hear her go, ‘Holla for a dolla,’ the whole house shakes.”
However, Cyrus’ hubby-to-be Liam Hemsworth isn’t such a fan. “Liam won’t watch it,” she said.

That is the least shocking thing Miley Cryus has ever said. I feel like those two are each other’s spirit guides.

What’s extremely shocking is the fact that Liam Hemsworth hasn’t broken up with her yet. I mean, first the haircut and now theater screenings of Honey Boo Boo Child—- I’d kill myself.

-Rocco