I’ve never seen any of the Iron Man movies. I don’t really know anything about the plot except Robert Downey Jr is hot, he wears and iron suit and Gwyneth Paltrow is probably intolerable in these movies.

Did I just nail it?!?!?

I mean, I can understand the characters way better than I could in that goddamn Batman movie (seriously Bane.. get the marbles out of your mouth!) so I can maybe check this out.

Iron Man 3 comes out May 3, 2013, so just watch the trailer over and over until then, nerds.

-Rocco