One Direction and their team are the smartest people on this planet. Why you ask? Because not only did they put these 5 angels together into one spectacular boy band, but when they release a new album, not only do they put the 5 of them on a cover……

… they EACH GET THEIR OWN ALBUM!!! THERE IS A GOD!

My initial reaction is to spend $29.98 and buy the group album cover CD and Harry Styles’ CD because he’s special and I have a lot of feelings when I find him.

What a dream boat.

But wait… then I see Zayn’s cover and he’s just yearning for me to buy his album cover. Now I’m up to  $44.97.

That straw hat really brings out his jaw line. And his hotness.

I think it’s all finished, but then I see Niall’s album cover. I love that little Irish man.

Look at the sun glowing off his pale Irish skin. Now, I’m up to $59.96 + $0.75 because I’m gonna want to buy a potato with all this Irish talk.

I could go without Liam’s cover, but he recently shaved his head and became single and that just made him really really hot! Now, with the other 4 albums and the potato I’m up to $75.70.

And with all these CD’s in my basket I HAVE to buy Louis’ album cover because I’ll feel bad.

I’m throwing him in the basket— HE LOOKS SASSY!

Basically I need to spend $90.69, which sounds ridiculous but if you just read what I laid out— you’ll understand.

And yes, I spent way too much time writing this post and about 1 person is going to laugh at this. (Hi Juliet!)

-Rocco