I Already Can’t Wait For Taylor Swift’s New Album
Posted October 26, 2012on:
I am waaaaaaay too invested in Taylor Swift’s love life. I know it sounds weird but I have valid reasons for why.
1) She’s my best friend—- in my mind.
And 2) Her song lyrics are pretty much my life. She knows my feelings better than I do.
Taylor just released Red and there are a few sweet love songs rumored to be about Conor Kennedy– her 18 year old boo. (If Tay Tay can date an 18 year old, so can I— I’m look at you Harry Styles )
BUT WAIT! THEY BROKE UP! *SOB*
What rhymes with yellow lighting bolt? Because I need to write a song about how that picture and this word of the break up is slowly killing my heart.
“They quietly parted ways a while ago,” a source told the mag of the 22-year-old country singer and 18-year-old high school student’s relationship. “It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.”
Oh man…. I just know she’s penning this all down for her next mega release.
Break ups are sad– but when you can make millions off of it, you win the break up. And if that album can help some 25 year old girl who pretends to be best friends with you it’s even better.