I mean, I should buy these 1D dolls because then when people ask me who my roommate is I can say, “oh I live with 5 British guys”. And yes, those British guys would be the plastic, 12 inch versions of Harry, Niall, Louis, Zayn and Liam.

Now, let’s check out how my new roomies (that can live on my shelf) look:

Zayn’s doll looks like a high school jock that would never date me because I’m a little bit of a nerd. His quiff looks great in plastic.

Niall’s doll needs a spray tan and needs to take off the MC Hammer jeans. I don’t really understand why he has child bearing hips.

Louis’ doll looks like a gay sailor because he’s wearing stripes and manpris. Maybe suspenders will man that outfit up? Nahh.

That’s EXACTLY how Liam looks. EXACTLY!

Harry’s doll, which should be the greatest one, looks like a middle-aged, divorced college professor scheming for some co-eds. With that being said— I’d make out with him to get an A- on my economics midterm.

Long story short— If I don’t receive these dolls (ALL 5 OF THEM!) for Jesus’ birthday than my family and friends are all dead to me.

-Rocco