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Britney Spears Is Engaged To That Guy Who Reminds Me Of Billy Bob Thornton
Posted on: December 16, 2011
Right??? A little bit?? Just agree with me that he looks like him.
Anyway, Britney Spears is hoping a 3rd marriage will stick because she just got engaged to her ex-agent, Jason Trawick.
He had to get permission from her father/conservator, which, call me crazy, makes me think one shouldn’t be getting married. But, it’s also kind of sweet in like a 1950, mental patient kind of way.
Hope it lasts….. longer than Kim Kardashians.
I'm getting married y'all!
-Rocco
My God… Britney Spears Is 30
Posted on: December 2, 2011
I’m not gonna lie to you. I realized Britney Spears came into the world 30 years ago and couldn’t get out of bed this morning because it made me feel old.
Actually, I lied to you… I was out late and my night ended with me singing “Love Story” at a broken down karaoke bar with my Polish friend. I need an intervention. PS We sounded great and I’m not embarrassed about it AT ALL. In fact, I’m waiting for LA Reid to scoop me up and put me on the big stage.
BRITNEY is 30!!! Holy shit. That’s pretty awesome when you think about it. I thought I could be a pop star because of Britney Spears and it was kind of fate I made my pop star debut last night on the karaoke stage. The universe is making sense.
Happy birthday crazy Britney.
I hope someone is bringing her to Cracker Barrel for her birthday.
That picture is a gem.
-Rocco
Well, to be fair, she isn’t crapping on his hipster ways (a la Justin Timberlake) but she is saying he’s a “wonderful little actor”. Remember… this is coming from the star of Crossroads, so have respect.
On former Mickey Mouse Club co-star Ryan Gosling: “Oh, I’m a huge fan; I think he’s amazing. I think he’s a wonderful little actor. He definitely has that ‘something’ on film; on camera, which is really cool. So I’m very happy for him.”
Who says that?? She acts like he’s still 12 years old and makes home movies to put on YouTube. I think Ryan Gosling should respond to his so-called friends and co-mousketeers!
-Rocco
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So, Britney Spears is a really bad actress. That’s all I learned from her new music video “Criminal”.
And she’s not very smart: the addition of her real life boyfriend (his name escapes me, but he looks like the 3rd cousin of Billy Bob Thornton) is in the music video which means they will surely break up because the golden rule is to never put your real life love in a music video. How many times do I have to say it??
That being said… the pan flute is exquisite.
Naked shower scene?? Oh god… their realtionship is over.
-Rocco
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Britney Spears’ next single is “Criminal” and the best part is the pan flute at the top of the song. I feel like I’m playing Zelda while at the Renaissance fair. It’s great.
Oh and look. Lady Gaga finally assaulted Britney Spears backstage at the Video Music Awards.
-Rocco
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Well, Britney wasn’t having any of it.
To end my awesome recap of the MTV Video Music Awards (as far as I can see… I’m sure in an hour I’ll post something else from this award show) I think I’ll bring you some awkward photos of Lady Gaga yearning to be “controversial” and “push the envelope” by making out with Britney Spears as she came to the stage to accept an award.
TOO BAD GA!! Beyonce is giving birth to the second coming of dope-ness (The first coming was obviously me. Duh) so your cross dressing is irrelevant.
Plus, Britney Spears hates you.
When Britney looks together… you know it’s bad.
-Rocco
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First off, I still hate Lady Gaga (or Jo Calderone) with such a passion. It’s pretty amazing how a swelling rage builds up inside of me when I see her dressed like a cracked out version of Ray Romano. It’s unsettling to me. It’s unsettling to Brit Brit as well.
Second, this Britney Spears dance tribute was pretty bad ass. I mean, I pretended like I could dance like Britney as a kid and it looked nothing like this, even though in my head it did.
Britney Spears was frightened of Lady Gaga. Straight up frightened…. she almost shaved her head before giving the worst acceptance speech. EVER.
-Rocco
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All her hair was on her head and she was kind of looking at the camera when she was speaking, so I’ll take it!
Okay. A little ‘deer in the headlights’ but she walk walking in a straight line as far as I could tell so let’s give her a round of applause.
Plus, the MTV Video Music Awards pretty much made a tribute to her as if she was dead so that’s strange.
-Rocco
As you read what I’m about to post, just remember that Britney Spears is pretty much a ward of the state and is under court-order conservatorship ruled by her father because she once lost her mind, held her kids hostage and shaved her head (not necessarily in that order).
You’re kind of doing that anyway, if obviously in quite different circumstances… But what else would be different about your life, what else would you have done?
It would probably pretty much be the same because I’m very strong in the way I raise my kids and stuff, so it would probably be pretty much the same but career-wise I’d probably be a teacher. I love kids and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my fans before the show. Especially the little ones. They are always so cute.
Is that something you were thinking of doing when you were younger?
Yes. My mom was a teacher.
What would be your specialist subject?
I’d specialise in reading and history.
What’s your favourite historical period?
The 1920s.
Which fits in quite well with the Art Deco styling of your current artwork.
Yes.
For some reason, picturing Britney Spears teaching children frightens me quite a bit. I don’t really believe she knows anything about history. I don’t even believe she can read all that well, so how she will teach others is beyond me.
Let’s thank our lucky stars that Mickey Mouse got a hold of her before the educational system did.
-Rocco
I don’t really understand this video. I think it’s just Britney Spears having a nervous breakdown and acting out but with music playing in the background.
She literally did everything in this video before and after she shaved her head. Well, minus the terminator robots which may or may not be a shout out to Arnold Schwajdshkjshkj.
-Rocco
