Archive for the ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Category
Maybe she should change genders and America will have sympathy for her?? I don’t think being a rich girl from Laguna Beach was helping her in the vote department, but at least she got to sleep with Mark Ballas. Amiright, ladies??? *high five*
Kristin Cavallari got the boot from DWTS last night even though she had high scores and now she’s whining about it today.
”It is what it is. That’s the thing with Dancing with the Stars, you never know. It’s clearly not a dance competition!”
While that statement is the most intelligent thing she has ever said, I’m still gonna ask her to shut up and just go back to doing whatever she was doing before this.
But before I want her silenced… let’s judge some more of the comments she made:
“Chaz is so cute! I think he’s great and he tries so hard, and I loved watching him dance every week. It’s inspiring, and it’s sweet, and I hope he does really well!”
She talks of Chaz Bono like he’s a mouth breather who failed 3rd grade math twice. Cher will end you Kristin… watch your tongue!!
”My legs and my butt just got a little bit tighter. That’s about it.”
That’s because she’s so perfect already.
I can’t find a video of her disappointment…. but I’ll keep looking because things like that make Wednesday’s better.
Chazzy Chaz!! I feel so bad for this guy. The world is so mean to him. For a show who had on David Hasselhoff, a man who drunkenly assaulted a hamburger in front of his daughter….
…. I think Chaz Bono is the least of America’s worries.
How can you not root for Chaz Bono?!?! I may even blindly vote for him next week. Well, I’ll vote if he promises never to wear that vest again.
This week Nancy Grace danced to “Moon River” and apparently it’s the song she sang to her twins who almost died or something. So, not only does she tell that story…. but every time I look at Nancy Grace I think of kidnapped children and/or white women, which naturally brings sadness to one’s life.
Thank God Tristan McManus’ face is in this. I wish he had his shirt off.
He’d be fun to have around during the holidays because you just know he’d be that gay uncle to make you celebrate Kwanzaa and he’d wear a shiny, red tux to Christmas dinner. I need that in my life sometimes.
UNCLE CARSON I LOVE YOU! Just ignore the part that he’s an awful dancer.. it doesn’t matter. He’s charming.
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Not only does the American Family Association hate Chaz Bono, but so do his knees. Poor guy.
You know what would help?? Only dancing to Cher music. When is that going to happen???
I wish Carson Kressley was my uncle. Not only would he be able to dress me, but he can teach how to dance badly, but pull it off with style, grace, swag and fabulousness.
Maybe she should have shown some nipple and Casey Anthony would have wanted to stay in jail.
Crazy Nancy Grace was quick-stepping all over the place last night on Dancing With The Stars and one of her gigantic boobs decided to pop out. Now, as a female I can imagine how embarrassing that is, but just because it’s Nancy Grace it’s the funniest thing in the world.
The husbands that are forced to watch this show would love to see some boob from ANY OTHER FEMALE on this show. Sorry fellas!
I love how the host, Tom, had to fix it. HAHHAHAH! Oh Nancy Grace…. that nip slip will get you another week even though you just stomp all over the stage.
I don’t know why I didn’t go straight for the win with the gay man who loves glittery costumes and dances like a mofo.
Mamadukes said it was “very entertaining” and he “should win it all”. And what Mamadukes says about things she knows nothing about goes!
Carson Kressley is obviously the most fabulous gay man ever and clearly the best dancer of the bunch, but gay men are always the best dancers because they have nothing better to do than dance the night away in clubs. At least, that is what I imagine gay men do with all their time.
He moves more like Jagger than Adam Levine. Just saying. He does the duck lips like no other.
Nancy Grace is a beast of a woman and I need to see her make a fool of herself for the entire run of this show. I’m obviously going to keep up with her and Chaz Bono because I need to legit root for one person (Chaz. Obviously.) and pretend root for the other just to make fun of them every week (Nancy Grace. Obviously.)
NANCY GRACE!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!? Just hearing her talk about being sexy makes me wish a child, somewhere in the world, is kidnapped, so she’s forced to leave this show and go back to her news desk at HLN and talk about that for a year and a half.
But seriously… her partner, Tristan MacManus, is the most perfect Irish man I’ve ever seen. If for only his face, she needs to stay for the entirety of this season.
Okay. I never talked about the drama revolving around Chaz Bono and his participation on Dancing With The Stars because one, I never watch DWTS and two, you could all probably accurately guess my liberal views on this matter; LET THE MAN DANCE!!!
So, I obviously didn’t watch the premiere last night, but you bet your non-transgendered ass I YouTubed Chaz Bono Cha Cha-ing and it’s official… big, white men can not dance.
But with that being said… he needs to win this whole thing just on pure principle.
If you guys don’t vote for Chaz, you are all cruel… and probably republicans. I love those TLC documentaries on transgendered kids, and this is one of those documentaries but with an added bonus of a music, jazz hands, and sparkly costumes.