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It’s a new year baby (just in case you are still drunk– 2012 is over!) and I decided to start The Revolution with the greatest Kanye West news ever.
And no– it’s not about his seed that he decided to plant in the Kardashian womb. I’m over that. I don’t want to hear about it. Kim K’s stomach isn’t even bigger than her ass yet and Blue Ivy Carter and I are already participating in the ultimate eye roll. The only person who is happy about this is Ryan Seacrest because he will make a billion dollars because Kim K is squeezing this kid out.
Anyway, that’s not the news I want to start the Revolution with— I want to start with this:
AGHHH! Real diamonds or not— that shit is cray (hah get it?) and it’s frightening.
Lady Gaga is having a nervous breakdown because she didn’t think of this first and is currently shuffling around the house in a mask just like that because it’s a new year and Lady Gaga will continue to steal ideas.
-Rocco
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I know I’m extremely late on this “news piece”, but I just saw the picture.
I just want to my add two cents so I feel self-important:
I like that it’s leather, but I think the leather jeggins underneath the skirt is over the line.
That’s really all I have to say.
-Rocco
Kanye West Wears This. Like Actually Walks Out Of The House With This On
Posted on: November 30, 2012
He looks like a widowed 67 year old woman. Why you ask? Because those are the only types of humans who wear shin length fur coats.
I think the leather pants and hoodie from Costco really bring the outfit together. The stank face is just icing on the cake.
-Rocco
Kanye West wrote a song for his lady friend and as you can probably guess it’s super charming, considerate, and just all around sweet. In fact, I already plan to make it my wedding song because that’s just how darn cute it is.
“I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim.”
Thank you for confirming that Kanye.
Kanye West played a few tracks in a club this past weekend (word on the street it was for Leonardo DiCaprio which makes it so much funnier) and “Perfect Bitch” was on of them, and it was indeed for his woman.
Again, the next song my boyfriend strums on his guitar better have the words “bitch” or “ho” in it. I’ll even except “slut”. Thanks, sweetheart.
-Rocco
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I love “N-Word In Paris” as much as the next white girl who wants to be a rapper in her next life, but 11 times is a little excessive if you ask me.
Jay Z and Kanye West could have turned zombie and eaten each other’s faces off by the 12 minute mark— I’ll never know. I didn’t make it passed 3 minutes. Let me know.
-Rocco
Don’t Shoot Lasers At Kanye West
Posted on: June 6, 2012
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I’m just gonna start this off by laser-ing you in the eye and posting the video of Kanye losing his goddamn mind over a fan waving a laser light during a part of the show that laser lights are being beamed from very corner of the venue.
Let me remind you that the song is called “Flashing Lights” and that LASERS ARE ALREADY BEING BEAMED IN KANYE’S FACE!!
Dude needs to relax, take a breather, and keep filming episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
-Rocco
Kanye West Pull Up Your Pants
Posted on: April 28, 2012
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He’s just hanging out with Kim Kardashian too long.
He saw a camera, so naturally he just starts slipping out of his pants. Kim K is a bad influence. BOOM!
-Rocco
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it until I die… Barack Obama is cool. I love this man so much. Not only is he a fan of me having the rights to my own uterus, but he’s down with pop culture. Those are two things I look for in a man, and ironically…. a president.
"I love Kim K... she's my Beyonce"- Kanye/ "You're an idiot"- Obama
When Kanye West interrupted my BFF, Taylor Swift, at the VMA’s and President Obama was asked about it, he proudly stood up for Tay Tay (again, a man after my own heart) and called Kanye West a “jackass”.
And because Obama isn’t Mitt Romney (i.e. changes his mind every 3 hours) he still thinks Kanye West is a jackass.
Samuels: I have a question I want to ask you, Mr. President
Obama: Sure.
Samuels: Kanye or Jay-Z?
Obama: Jay-Z. Although I like Kanye. He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.
Samuels: Even though you called him a jackass?
Obama: He is a jackass. But he’s talented.
I mean, he tells it like it is.
I can’t wait until we see photos of Blue Ivy Carter™ sitting in the Oval office making decisions that will change the world. And I’m talking like next week, because let’s be real; she IS Beyonce and Jay Z’s baby.
-Rocco
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Umm major insult to Bey!!
Though I really want to know why Halle Berry is jealous of Sandra Bullock and if Katy Perry is trying to get Russell Brand back… Kanye West and Kim K’s publicity stunt is on the cover of US Weekly.
But of course a source close to the couple says it’s the real thing:
“It’s not a PR stunt. They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce! Now that Kim has gotten over the Kris drama . . . she sees how much Kanye loves her.”
Real until the Keeping Up with the Kardashian cameras stop rolling. Let’s just hope they roll until Kim K pops out a little Kanye and trademarks their baby’s name.
-Rocco
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Wow. I can barely understand what he’s saying, but from what I can understand he totally gets Kanye West. “Theraflu” is his song… and he doesn’t care.
I need this man as a publicist. He’s good. He’s kinda got some swag. It’s hard to understand swag… but it’s swag.
-Rocco
