Archive for the ‘Lady Gaga’ Category
Posted August 17, 2012on:
Whoa. Whoa. Calm down, sir.
Lady Gaga was in Romania (I have no idea what she’s doing there— I didn’t even know Romania knew who she was) and as she was leaving her hotel an older gentleman, an older little monster if you will, wanted to greet Lady Gaga with his 45-year-old overweight body and get a simple autograph.
Well, the bodyguard wasn’t having any of it.
Now, that I’m watching it— I’m thinking that wasn’t a fan, just a man who works in fashion and wanted to take down Lady Gaga for that awful outfit.
Posted August 15, 2012on:
“We thought, Let’s just make the most epic fragrance campaign of all time and let’s not care at all about whether they can even print it or show it on TV.” – Lady Gaga
I just can not with her anymore.
Okay, well I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t really get me jonesing to smell anything like whatever smell this commercial is supposed to evoke. S&M? An oil spill? No thanks!
Anyway, remember yesterday when I said I can’t believe PETA isn’t all over Lady Gaga’s ass for wearing fur? I spoke too soon.
Many of your gay fans, I among them, have long admired what you told Ellen: “I hate fur, and I don’t wear fur.” I included a link because these recent photos of you in fox and rabbit and with a wolf carcass make it appear that you have amnesia. I’m also including this brief video hosted by Tim Gunn showing the violent cruelty that you promote when you wear fur. What happened? Are your stylists telling you that it’s fake, or are you a turncoat? Many gays are animal advocates because we recognize that the same arrogance and indifference that some have toward animal suffering has at times been directed toward us personally because of our orientation. PETA has long participated in Pride events around the country, and just last week, we helped lead protests against Chick-fil-A. But by wearing those dumb furs in a heat wave, you’re making yourself a target just like the mindless Kim Kardashian. As we plan our fall campaigns, please tell us whether what you gracefully told Ellen was heartfelt or just a pose.
We await your reply.
And of course Lady Gaga replied in a bitchy manner via Twitter.
For those press and such who are writing about whether or not my fur is actually real,
please don’t forget to credit the designer HERMES. Thank You! LOVE, gaga
I believe in hashtag language that means #suckitgays!
How do her little monsters feel about that?
I imagine that’s what Lady Gaga meant when she decided to tweet that the fur she was wearing was real.
Who cares? Where are those people with the buckets of red paint when you need them? Crazy PETA people are never around when they are needed.
It’s August—- it’s hot everywhere in the world— why is she wearing fur?
Lady Gaga did two extremely annoying/ attention seeking things this week and it’s only Tuesday. And this is important— she doesn’t want any media attention while she works on her new album, because it will distract her from the creativity. And by creativity she means, stealing from another people.
And speaking of that new album, Lady Gaga is all about appearance in its title. (that was a super smooth transition)
That annoys me. Don’t freaking tell me how to type out your album name. From here on out I ABSOLUTELY refuse to capitalize any of that shit— it’s officially called artpop. And if there was anything less than non-capitalization in the English language, that’s how I would write that out.
What’s the other obnoxious thing she did this week to seek attention? Oh you know— the good ‘ol “let me post a picture of my boyfriend and I skinny dipping”.
Why is this necessary to post on your fan social media site?
These are things we will never know.
Oh and by the way there is no release date yet for artpop.
I mean, don’t hang yourselves just yet. It’s a Robert Rodriquez movie and no one sees those except Rose McGowan because she’s usually in them. (I just made up that entire last part, but I think it’s true)
Machete Kills is a movie that someone thought it would be a good idea if Lady Gaga was in it, so of course she is in it and it looks horrible.
This isn’t much of a stretch for her because she walks around like that on a Tuesday— I don’t think we should shine up those Academy Awards just yet.
Sorry for the two Lindsay Lohan posts in a row.
Lady Gaga posted photos of her and Lindsay Lohan (and some other woman who no one cares about. An enabler? Let’s just go with that) of their latest sleepover. And don’t worry… everyone looks sober.
Innocent sleepover. Kind of like the ones when you were 12, right? All very sober. Probably some Quija board and hair braiding and cocaine. Wait, what?
I really can’t wait until a song co-written by Lindsay is on Lady Gaga’s next album— that will be real nice.
Posted July 26, 2012on:
I hope Lady Gaga writes a piano ballad about this and then dresses up like Kristen Stewart at the VMA’s when she performs it. I mean, this is just so brutal, but brutality can be turned into beautiful art that touches people’s lives. Right, Lady Gaga?
UGH SHUT UP!
Lady Gaga is releasing a perfume by the name of “Fame” (she’s still beating that to death— at least it’s not called Born This Way) and I’m still hoping it doesn’t smell like blood and semen.
Anyway, of course Lady Gaga being friends with Lindsay Lohan now wasn’t enough press for her this week so she decided to release the campaign for the perfume and OF COURSE she’s naked with little men crawling on her body. And I literally mean little men… not midgets.
I already do not like the smell of this.
Drug dealers rejoice!!
The two had a sleepover and then of course tweeted each other about it.
“When you ordered a cucumber and a knife to the bar last night, I thought your were going to perform a vasectomy. Just a skinny b—h,” Gaga tweeted at Lindsay before deleting it (via Us Weekly).
“#skinnysnack1 @ladygaga hahaha,” Lindsay replied.
Glad Lindsay Lohan was hanging out at a bar and playing with knives. Maybe they needed the knife to cut the weave out of each other’s heads??
Looks like the sleepover went well.
Oh yeah… Lana Del Ray was there so there was definitely booze and drugs involved.
I really haven’t paid much attention to Lady Gaga as of late and that’s how I like it.
I think she’s in some Asian country getting in trouble for not wearing pants and fighting with Madonna or something—- I really don’t care and I don’t think the rest of the world cares.
So, cut to Lady Gaga walking throwing an airport with her ass hanging out and her middle fingers in the air.
It’s as if she’s trying to get the attention of bloggers who have gone months without her being featured in a post.
I kind of forgot she used to be a thing and people cared at one point. Hmmm.