Posts Tagged ‘19’
Please… if there is a God… she will be on an episode of I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant: Live (new show I’m pitching to TLC) and she’ll give birth to this baby on a toilet the night of the Grammy’s.
Word on the street is Adele is 7 months along in her pregnancy and she just hid that shit under baggy clothes this entire time.
The singer – who announced she was expecting her first child earlier this month – is rumoured to be seven months gone, and has kept it a secret by hiding her bump under baggy clothing, as she did at the Ivor Novello awards.
A source spilled all to Heat magazine, telling them: “Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself as long as possible.”
What? How is that even possible? And two… why would you hide your pregnancy after the first term? Sometimes I pretend to pregnant just so I can get a seat on the subway and eat an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s in one sitting without feeling the eyes of judgement all around me.
Adele needs to utilize this baby in the womb situation and milk it for all it’s worth. She can write some more hit songs about being pregnant (ballads about babies always win all the awards) AND she can totally wear muumuus the rest of the summer.
I’m officially going to pretend I’m pregnant now.
Adele is just blowing up all over the world and I couldn’t be happier. Her album 21 is #1 and even her debut album, 19, is gaining some recognition from new fans.
She is out of control talented, and 21 is such an exquisite album.
Adele hit the VH1 stage for an unplugged performance and she didn’t fail to impress once again.
Click the picture below to watch Adele’s unplugged performance over at VH1.com
This was one of those posts where I just regurgitate information at you. I mean, obviously.
30 minutes is not nearly enough time for this show. It should be at least an hour. And how do I get on it?? My dream is to be on her round table…. I have so many great opinions on pop culture. There is absolutely no reason I haven’t been invited on this show yet.
They must have the wrong number/address/email address.
1) Adele has really awesome hair. As I sit here twirling mine and seeing the reflection of it in the computer… I’m green with envy.
2) She almost ran over Puff Daddy. Another dream of mine.
3) She’s good people. Go get the album.
Adele’s 21 will hold the #1 spot on Billboard this week and because it’s his birthday and he’s an angel muffin I will also shout out the Biebs for holding the #2 spot with Never Say Never: Remixes.
This is one of those posts that I just show a video and shut up. Enjoy.
There is nothing funny about that title because this is a legit post. This is serious Rocco. What I’m about to tell you is so serious.
Adele releases her sophomore effort 21 today in the states and I highly recommend you go cop that shit. (I only talk homie slang when I’m serious)
It’s just good music. She sings a lot of ballads…. but sometimes life needs a ballad ya know??
Here are a few of my favorite from the album:
She just has such a pure voice and she is a great songwriter.
Anyway… I’ll stop gushing. Just check her out yo!!
Last week I week I went to the Adele show to review it, and her eye lashes are as intense in person as they are on camera.
I need to know what mascara she uses and STAT.
Anyway… her voice was awesome and she didn’t mess up. You can read me explaining this all with $10 words and complete sentences HERE. It’s pretty astounding that I actually got A’s in all my English classes…. you would never know it reading this revolution.