Posts Tagged ‘A’
Rihanna is so pissed that Amanda Bynes isn’t instagramming her stroll in NYC with a joint hanging out of her mouth. Doesn’t Amanda know how it works?
Amanda’s weave is looking fresh!
-Rocco
What happened last week? Well, let me tell you— ‘A’ is still a giant asshole and plays with dolls. That detective is a douche. Some blonde girl looks like Ali and is annoying. Emily’s lesbian friend, Paige, got roofied. Jason 2.0 was drinking and driving. Mona gave the girls a password.
- The girls can’t figure out the password that Mona gave them… CALL CALEB! CALL CALEB!!
Call me… maybe??
- Emily is playing a straight girl and hanging out with Nate… aka Black Hanson.
- Ways of cracking it?? Oh, I don’t know… CALL CALEB!!!
No. Seriously… call me
- No one likes Aria’s dad, Byron. He’s still just as annoying as when he was all upset his daughter was sleeping with a teacher. Oh and his mistress now works at the highschool. Perfect.
- Emily is telling Black Hanson “Maya stories” and she’s wearing a silly fedora. Oh… she’s so hetero.
- Did Emily just tell Black Hanson she’s sees ghost? Not really a turn on.
- Black Hanson wants to kill Garrett.
- Aria bursts into Ezra’s apartment shouting some sort of kinky sex thing and his mom is there. Classic.
- Ezra hates his mom, so this is going to be a great visit. Ezra has Mommy issues.
I hate my mom.
-Hanna and Spencer are really bad at cracking the code in this website…. CALL CALEB!! WHY IS THIS NOT THE MOST OBVIOUS SOLUTION!!?!?!
-Finally. Spencer is the smartest person ever… she suggests Caleb.
Hey Caleb! We need you!
- Sexy Brit doctor, Wren, texts Hanna and says “we need to talk”. YES, SIR DOCTOR!
- Butt Chin Falcon Boy swoops in (CAW CAW!) demanding to know where Jason 2.0 is.
My Butt Chin and I are pissed
- Butt Chin is very concerned about the drunk driving lie that Spencer and Jason told the cops. He needs to stop being such a goody too shoes.
- Lesbian Paige is fixing her bike and Emily wants to explain why she was drugged.
-Hanna and Wren are chatting and I don’t know what they are talking about (moving Mona, I think?) but I believe anything he says because he is British.
Trust me. I’m a doctor.
- AGHHHHHH!! CALEB CALEB CALEB!! Caleb struts into the coffee shop looking like nothing but a goddamn fox with silky smooth hair.
Hello. I’m back.
- Caleb sees Wren and of course assumes Hanna is with him. I need Caleb and Wren to mud wrestle. STAT! <– see what I did there? Doctor joke!
- Caleb of course is driving a sexy new car. My new theory?? He’s a superhero
- Spenc just comes out and asks him about breaking into the website… she’s doing it kind of a flirty way and that Nancy Drew Bitch better back up!
Hey there, Caleb!
- Caleb is down to help because he still loves Hanna. And have I mentioned he’s a fox?!? My god he just got hotter.
- “Mona’s almost gone. Hanna’s next- A” <— text from ‘A’ to Specner. OH HELL TO THE NO!
- Hanna is really concerned about giving the po po a blood test… very dramatic.
- Emily is just laying her shit on the table to lesbian Paige. She needs to stop talking so much. Lesbian Paige said Emily was with her part of the night Emily blacked out.
- Aria and Spencer loo through Spenc’s Mom’s lawyer stuff and see a witness who was going to be called for the case, and they are obviously going to go talk to the guy.
- Lesbian Paige is telling Emily how she drunk kissed her… and Paige needs to stop being such a creepy Lesbian. She’s kind of a stalker. She’s ‘A’.
- Wren is trying to stop crazy Mona from being transferred because he’s a nice guy and he likes when the girls come in and bother Mona.
- Aria is talking to some guy at a movie theater named Bart and that was the name on the witness list. BUM BUM BUMMM!
- Caleb is breaking into the website and some adult contemp pop tunes are playing in the background. Spencer better back the hell up and stop seducing my man!
- Caleb is dressing all nice or something and Spencer has her hands all on his arms. WHAT IS THIS BITCH DOING?!?!
- I honestly just zoned out and have no idea what Bart said to Aria, but the camera zoomed on her face, so it was serious business. I promise to pay attention from here on out.
- Okay.. it’s taking Caleb 19 hours to break in. What kind of hacker is he? A hot one and Spencer knows that so in a slutty manner hugs him. WHAT A TROLLOP!
- The website is of Maya reading some poetry and then doing black magic. What the hell?
- Aria is finally wearing appropriate clothes for Ezra’s Mom’s gala/event/par-tay! Ezra is OVA- IT!
- Ezra is basically made of money, but chooses to be poor. He’s an idiot.
Okay… my live feed went out so I missed a little chunk, but it wasn’t because I wasn’t paying attention.
- Black Hanson and Emily are chatting by the lake and I don’t really know what they are talking about. Emily is obsessed with her drinking problem and that’s all I’m getting from this.
- Ezra’s mom is basically a giant bitch. She’s ‘A”s Mom. She offers Aria money to break it off with Ezra.
- Ezra just bitch slapped his mom. (figuratively speaking)
Don’t bitch slap me, son.
- Annnnnd we are still on this Emily/Paige storyline. NO ONE CARES! Kind of symbolic they are by a pool. Remember when Paige tried to kill Emily in the school pool? Ahh good times.
- And now they are making out.
- Byron is trying to talk to Aria about her Ezra problems and it’s awkward because Byron hates Ezra.
- HANNA SAVES THE DAY! Mona gets to stay and she kisses Wren. WTF?!?!
- Back to the website and it’s a bunch of videos and it’s basically Maya and Emily flirting on camera.
- Hanna clicks on one more video and it’s Maya Blair Witch style. Emily isn’t answering her phone because she’s skinny dipping with Paige.
- Black Hooded Figure is taking some money of the back and he’s going to MAKE IT RAIN!!
In the previews Caleb says “I’m A” and I’m dead.
WHY IS THIS SHOW SO SPECTACULAR?!?!?
Because I’m in it. *wink*
See you Pretty Little Liars next week.
-R
Pretty Little Liars: BITCH CRAZY!
Posted on: June 6, 2012
Of course we all know Mona is a crazy bitch….
….and shockingly there is another “A” running around. OH GREAT! THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS!
-Rihanna ruins everything for me. Even Pretty Little Liars. I don’t like that her song is playing at the top of the episode.
OMG REMEMBER MYA IS DEAD!!!
dead
-The girls had a great summer; Spencer taking college courses, Aria is now Tyler Shields (a photographer if that obscure joke went over your head), Hanna is still a moron and my favorite and Emily built houses and developed a drinking problem.
I just did a keg stand and am upset about it
-OH NO THE PHONE GOES OFF! “Show me your boobs- A” <— funny “A”.
-Emily really does have a drinking problem and is super sad that Maya is dead. She didn’t get over that during the summer? Weird.
-Why is it always stormy in Rosewood?
-Emily disapperared because she’s a drunk and is standing over Ali’s grave with a shovel BUUUUUUUUUT the grave has already been dug up. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN?!?!
Ali’s gone.
-Someone used Spenc’s phone to call Emily. IT’S A SET UP! <– Spencer said that.. I don’t know what that means.
*gasp* a set up!
-Emily wears lesbian plaid now.
It’s because I’m drunk
Is Caleb coming back? I miss him and his hair.
Miss you, boo!
-Nerdy Lucas apparently had anorexia over the summer because he now is tiny and resembles a mouse.
I’m a killer now!
-I’m already dying to know who the new “A” is!
-It’s 10 mins in to the premiere episode and the girls are pretty and lying… GOD THIS TITLE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
-Oh Aria is still with Ezra and they are celebrating their one year anniversary. Remember the bathroom scene? Me neither. I’m traumatized that I didn’t fully experience high school like Aria did.
Remember the time I banged you in the bathroom? Good times.
-Hanna got a haircut. I forgot to mention that before.
-Butt Chin Falcon Boy is still in the picture and he is dating Spencer.
-Hanna lied to Spencer about going to see Mona in the psycho hospital.
-MONA LOOKS CRRRAAAZY!
I’m crazy, bitches
-Emily is really mourning the death of Maya. And really has an attitude with her mom.
-Hanna is reading fashion magazines to comatose Mona. Mona is actually being a great actor… EMMY! Hanna shouldn’t get so close to Mona– I’m afraid she’s going to stab her.
-HOT DR. WREN IS BACK!!! His accent may have gotten hotter. And Mona is still crazy.
That’s right, I got hotter.
And I’m still crazy
-BUT CHIN FALCON BOOOOOY!! he spent the summer at the gym and trying to bang Spencer. How do the two of them kiss when their chins are butts? Don’t the butts hit into each other?
Im back!
-Butt Chin is obviously a homo because he’s a teenage boy and just turned down sex.
CALEEEEEBBB! He got hotter this summer and his hair got shiner and more perfect. Love him. So much more.
You’re welcome, America
-Harry Potter joke and Lucas is acting like a goddamn weirdo!
-The girls can’t fund Emily… she’s obviously drinking
Behind the school… duh
-WHY DO THEY GO INTO THE BATHROOM!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE DRAMA/DEATH /GIRL FIGHTS IN THE BATHROOM!
-Black Hooded Figure attacked Aria in the Bathroom
-”BITCH CRAZY!” BHAHAHHAHA BEST LINE OF THE SERIES!
(sorry about the caps lock party)
-”A” is now apparently “unknown”.
- Melissa is a Hastings… but also probably a murderer.
- Aria’s Mom is totally down with her underage daughter banging her teacher and she is getting a divorce from crazy Byron because he doesn’t think is daughter should be able to bang Ezra. This family rocks!
- Butt Chin Falcon boy is just lurking around and enabling Emily’s alcohol problem. Okay actually they are just becoming friends again, but the lingering alcohol problem is my favorite part of this season so far.
-NOT Blind Bitch Jenna (I’ma genius) left town.
Im not blind… told you!
- “What kind of SICK person would do something like that?” *holds hands to head in crazy manner* God this episode is funny. Butt Chin Falcon boy took some comedy improv classes this past summer.
- Spencer of course goes back to “A”‘s lair because she’s f**king crazy.
- Caleb saying the word “intimate” is the hottest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Is this hat intimate enough for you??
-And Sexy British Doctor Wren calling Hanna is pretty sexy and hot as well.
-Dare I say it?? Caleb has some competition for Hanna and I’s heart.
WHAT? Say it ain’t so!?
- Emily is just talking about how she can’t stop drinking. GO TO REHAB!! Shit just got real. Forget “A” killing people and taking the body… Emily has a drinking problem.
-Spenc is sitting in the lair like a crazy person and talking to “unknown” (“A” 2.0) and the police want to talk to Aria. DOES IT EVER END!!
- Ezra shows up at the po po station and thinks everyone is “passed” him sleeping with an underage girl and now Ezra, Aria and her Mom are going out to dinner. He’s funny.
-Hanna’s still going to visit Mona and Mona is going to break out of her comatose state and stab Hanna. HANNA RUUUUUNNN!!!
- Mona smiles like nothing is wrong. Wow. That is f**king creepy. Oh and she hallucinates Ali in the room—- she’s healthy.
I hallucinate too
-Who is this semi sttractive man in the orange jumpsuit? IS THAT GARRETT?!?! I like his new hair cut. He’s “Unknown”— MYSTERY SOLVED! That’s not true.
Like my new haircut?
-Garrett knows who took the body. Probably Not Blind Bitch Jenna because yeah that’s right BITCH CAN SEE!!
- Emily is running… see’s a car and freaks out and then gets a text “I bet you remember me” <— I don’t remember that, so this is lost on me.
-Emily’s flashbacks mean absolutely nothing to me… this is all shit.
-Hanna’s all “hey ps I’m hanging out with Mona”.
- The girls conclude that Mona had a besties helping her with “A”. I’m gonna try to call her “Double A”. “AA” just put pictures of the girls at the dug up grave all over the car.
“AA” is such an asshole!
” Mona played with dolls… I play with body parts. Game on , bitches -A”
AHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS SHOW!!!
Welcome back to The Revolution and my incoherent recaps that come 24 hour after the fact. It’s even better when you relive it Revolution style, isn’t it?? See ya next week…. unless “AA” kills me because remember… Bitch Crazy!
-R
Pretty Little Liars: Psssh! I Knew Who “A” Was All Along And The Girls Obviously Never Saw ‘Psycho’
Posted on: March 20, 2012
(editor’s note: I know this is a day late and anyone who cares has already seen the show, so I apologize. But read it anyway because I’m asking politely and I throw my very own caps lock party)
I have successfully accused everyone on this show for being “A”… we find out who the bastard is tonight!
*gasp*
Let’s find out who it is. I mean, we know it’s not Caleb. His smile is too pretty and his hair is too shiny to be such an asshole. And ‘A’ is a giant one.
Let’s go! (PS If they even find out who ‘A’ is during a school function a la a dance…. I’m gonna be ‘A’ and kill the writers of this show because there are way too many school functions!)
Oh and let me just say I called that Jenna was a not blind bitch from the very first day. I’m a genius.
Okay… really. Let’s find out who this bitch is:
- OH shit! I forgot Garett got arrested… thank Oprah for “previously on”‘s.
-Melissa is such a bitch… SHE HAS TO BE ‘A’… and she’s obviously carrying a demon baby.
-Oh and she’s an idiot because she thinks Not Blind Bitch Jenna is actually blind.
- Only murderers eat ice cream when murder is being discussed.
-’A’ sent them invites to a costume ball. How cute. DANCES!
- Spencer says something about playing hide and seek with Melissa as kids and she always won. It must be hard knowing your sister has the capability to kill someone.
-Spencer is still worried about being the smartest person on the planet. Her priorities are all screwed up.
- HAHA! Mona just called her Jenna “blind Jenna”. Love it!
-Ohhh bitter Mona. Is she ‘A’? TELL ME!!
Hanna is asking why she’s lying?? Well, it’s because you’re pretty.
-Aria admits to banging Mr. Fitz…adorbs. It didn’t happen in the bathroom like we first thought. Kind of romantic.
-Spencer finds a pen and is Googling shit… Nancy Drew is at it again!
- Brilliant idea.. let’s go into the creepy hotel. NORMAN BATES ANYONE?!?! Do these morons watch tv?? Apparently, not.
- The girls mention Vivianne Darkbloom and Norman Bates acts like a weirdo.
- Hanna dramatically falls into the mud and it has nothing to do with the plot, but it’s funny.
- Oh I guess it has something to do with the plot BECAUSE THESE GIRLS ARE MORONS! Hanna is taking a shower…. HAS SHE NOT SEEN PSYCHO!?!
- Someone breaks into the room while Hanna is in the shower… it’s obviously Black Hooded Figure coming to murder.
- Surprisingly the girls didn’t get murdered last night and Spencer nicknamed her and Aria’s spy skills “Sparia”.
- Black Hooded Figure is of course watching the girls through a whole in the wall. HAVE THEY NOT SEEN PSYCHO!!
- I don’t know why Butt Chin Falcon Boy is copping an attitude with Nancy Drew. He needs to relax. CAW CAW! Stop being such a douche with a hole in his chin. Move on, Spence…. you have a higher IQ than him.
uh uh girlfriend
- DR. Sullivan?!?!?! I thought she was dead?? Why is she calling Butt Chin?
- Oh and god what is Not Blind Bitch Jenna doing walking around sans her walking stick.. OH BECAUSE SHE ISN’T BLIND!! She’s meeting with someone int he woods and she’s fugly without her glasses.
- “They’ll all be at the party… you know what you need to do” is what Jenna says to her mysterious friend.
- Masquerade ball!
- Leona Lewis playing in the background of this scene is disturbing.
- Caleb is creepy and is role-playing with Hanna at the ball. I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM!
- Spencer tells Mona she’s a great friend to Hanna. I don’t care about this… WHO IS “A”????
- Flashback! Mona runs into Alison (dressed like Vivian) at some shop. I don’t care. Take me to present day.
- Oh good… not blind bitch Jenna is at the ball. Thank god she has a mask to cover her ugly face and not blind eyes.
-Oh of course Ezra comes to the masked ball all masked up and creepy.
- While this is all going on… Spencer is going to the hotel to check out room #2 with Mona. MONA’s GONNA KILL HER!! AGHHH!!! Is Mona “A”?
- Spencer is sitting with Norman Bates. This isn’t going to end well.
-And now Lady Antebellum is playing and Aria and Ezra are dancing. In public. Because this is allowed. And now they are making out. This is awkward and illegal. Ezra is gonna get raped in jail by season 3.
- FYI, kids… that little make out sesh is illegal and that relationship would not last in real life.
- “A”s room at the Norman bates hotel is super creepy and has dolls and file cabinets and pictures and newspaper clippings and its way too large to be a hotel room. “A” has a lair.
-Paige is expressing her lesbian love to Emily. I DON’T CARE! WHO IS “A”!!!???
- Spencer is just taking her sweet ass time in “A”‘s lair. She should probably whip out her Nancy Drew finger print kit and star blowing some of that dust shit around. GET SOME PRINTS!
-”A” is unoriginal and dressed as the Black Swan at the masquerade ball. Let’s hope a shard of glass is in “A”‘s belly.
- MONA’S GONNA MURDER HER! I don’t trust Mona… let’s not forget she had her birthday party in the woods and called it Camp Mona.
- A GUM WRAPPER IS GONNA REVEAL WHO “A” IS?!?!?
- MONA IS “A”!??!?!?!?! WHAT?!?! WHAT ?!?! WHAT?!?!? This is bullshit.
Mona is a crazy person?? I mean I knew she was a shoplifter but I didn’t think she’d bitch slap Spencer across the face and then kidnap her. I do like the black hoodie effect though.
- Mona is a crazy ass bitch and asks Spencer to come and be her buddy on “Team A”. I mean, if I was Spencer I’d do it too.
- “You bitches underestimated me” <— Ummm damn straight, Mona.
-Wow. Mona lost Hanna as her BFF and bitch loses her mind….. section 8, right there.
-The girls get there right before Mona kills Spencer and Mona is a maniac and she falls down a cliff. Wow. That was intense.
- How the f**k is Dr. Sullivan alive? I thought the Doc was dead. Well, good thing she’s alive… because Hanna is gonna need therapy forever.
- Everyone is crying. And now afraid because Mona survived the fall.
-She is now in a mental institution because she’s a crazy ass bitch with a personality disorder.
- The voice over of Mona at the end is the best thing ever of this entire series. WHAT A CRAZY HO!
- BUTT CHIN ACTUALLY SAVED THE ENTIRE DAY! EVERYONE’S LIVES! CAW CAW! Long live BUTT CHIN FALCON BOY!!! His butt chin saved Rosewood… I hope you all know that.
You're welcome, world.
- Oh and PS Maya, Emily’s lesbian lover, she’s dead. ABC Family…. what the hell is wrong with you?
RIP MAYA
That’s really f**ked up ABC Family.
I need to go compose myself.
-R
Pretty Little Liars: Black Hooded Figure Joined The Babysitter’s Club! PS Never Buy A Doll From A Creepy Kid
Posted on: March 13, 2012
ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT WHO A IS??? WHY DOES A HAVE A GUN??!?!? IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW ‘A’?!?!? WHO IS ‘A’!??!?!
All these questions better be answered tonight.
- Okay a bunch of what happened last week, but who cares because I don’t remember?
- Spencer dreams that Alison is alive?? What? What is happening? And why is Spencer is talking to her like everything is okay and not like she’s TALKING TO A DEAD PERSON??
You think I need help huh??
- Spencer has totally lost it. She’s hallucinating.
-Whoever is the cinematographer if this show needs to lighten this shit up because I can’t make out a damn thing in the dark…I’m not a cat.
-OH SNAP! The door was open?? Was Spencer really dreaming?? Is Allison’s ghost just walking around Rosewood?? Whhhhhhat?
-Of course Spencer tells Emily about the “Allison dream” and confesses she spoke to Alison too. These girls need medication.
-Hanna’s mom is asking questions about the fire that unfortunately didn’t kill Blind Bitch Jenna.
-CALEB IS BACK!!!!! YAYAYAYAY! Caleb… I’m glad he came back from visiting his Mama.
Im back.
- “There is no more room for lies”…. um this show is called Pretty Little LIARS! Mrs. Hanna’s Mom.
duh mom!
-Aria is celebrating with Ezra for not taking the job in New Orleans and Aria is selfish and happy about this. This relationship is doomed to fail.
-Jenna is still crying over the fire I presume. And she’s taking her eye patch off to see if she can see.
-I’m gonna say what everyone is thinking: she is ugly without sunglasses! (see above) THERE I SAID IT!
- Jenna, who is NOT Blind Bitch Jenna now, looks like a vampire and can see out of one eye. I think? I don’t really know because she’s crying, but those could be happy or sad tears.
-Actually Not Blind Bitch Jenna has Butt Chin Falcon Boy take her to the PLL’s and Hanna is rude/wonderful and asks if she can see.
Rocco can't find a current picture of my new haircut
- The surgery didn’t work… she’s lying. I don’t trust that ugly little liar.
-Jenna is in debt to Hanna for saving her and she just won’t stop crying about it. MY GOD! Stop blubbering woman!
- She’s “apologizing” to the girls. Should my heart be melting at this moment? Because it’s not.
-Then Jenna whips out her walking stick and beats them!!! No just kidding… that didn’t happen. She just walked away.
- Emily is all “oh no ho!” about the fake apology that Jenna just gave.
Bitch please
-’A’ wants Mona to break up Hanna and Caleb! ‘A’ HAS GONE TOO FAR!!
- Caleb’s hair is super shiny. He looks great. Caleb hates Mona, so now I hate Mona
Just working out for Twilight... ya know? The usual.
- Aria sees an application on her mom’s desk for an all girls boarding school. BYRON IS TAKING THIS WAY TOO FAR! Who cares if your daughter is banging her ex- English teacher?? Get over it Byron!
Im Byron. I blow things out of proportion!
-The girls go the doll shop where the creepy ass dolls are from. And a weird child is staring at the girls in the window. This is the beginning of a horror movie/mass torture and murder of all 4 girls. (God I wish I had a picture of this kid …. he kind of looks like this…..
- Have these girls not seen The Hills Have Eyes?!?!? NEVER LET THE CREEPY KID WITH A SYNDROME TALK TO YOU AND GIVE YOU ANSWERS!
- Creepy kid told Alison to stop looking because a man and woman wanted to hurt Alison. WHOA! Weird kid has premonitions!
-The kid basically tells Spencer her sister buys dolls and murders her friends with a male accomplice. Tough break.
- Old shop lady is not concerned at all about this kid.
He's a harmless chap!
- Aria’s not freaked out about the creepy future mass murderer kid.
- Spenc tells the girls that her parents hired a detective to find out if Melissa (her sister) killed Allison.
- OHHH SNAP! Aria calls her mom out on shipping her off to boarding school. Her Mom pawns it off as trying to keep her safe.
-Aria is gonna shove her dad’s affair back in his face… AND IN THE DEANS!! Aria is smart.
-I love how Melissa is going to give birth to the spawn of Satan BECAUSE SHE’S A MURDERER!!!
I kill high school students
-Spencer is an idiot and asks her sister to explain the video of her jumping to Allison’s bedroom the night she was murdered.
-Melissa threatens to show video of Spencer and her friends doing questionable things. Melissa is the world’s worst sister.
- Caleb is somehow involved in the girls’ plan. I wasn’t listening because I was blinded by his beauty.
- Oh man… Aria’s mom lays down the disappointment and ashamed card on her for threatening to turn her father in. That suuuuuucks. I’d rather my mom beat me with her jitterbug cellphone than tell me she’s ashamed of me. (PS Mamadukes loves The Revolution and is an avid reader)
- If Caleb and Mona even pretend to makeout in this car… I’M GONNA BE ASHAMED AND DISAPPOINTED IN THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW!
- Mona’s secretly in love with Caleb. his hair and his Twilight wolfy extra-ness.
- And my feed went out for 2 minutes, so I have no idea what happened.
- MELISSA IS ‘A’! MELISSA IS ‘A’!! They figured that out because of the Caleb/Mona set up thing.
- Hanna is just all down with turning in Spencer’s sister and Spencer is not all gung ho on that idea… shocking.
- NOW THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING! I’M GONNA CRY!!
Let's not fight
- EZRA GOT FIRED!!!!! WHAT?!?!? BYRON IS AN OUT OF CONTROL MANIAC!! MY GOD! WHAT A BASTARD!
Ugh I lost my job.
-Sorry for the caps lock party that just happened.
- Butt Chin Falcon Boy is still besties with Jenna and I don’t like this one bit. Jenna hands Butt Chin page 5 of Allison’s autopsy! Garrett asked the blind girl to hold it… smart!
-The girls go to the doll store to see the creepy future serial killer kid and I’m convinced they are all gonna die in the next 10 minutes. PLL will never air on ABC Family again.
-Of course the girls break in because they are the smartest girls ever.
- OH GOD! Creepy doll saying something like “*mumbles* end up like me”.
I can talk
-I AM NEVR CLOSING MY EYES AGAIN!! Monkeys are going off, dolls are moving and talking, lap tops are falling…. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
- I hope Aria feels like shit for getting Ezra fired. Now he’s moving away…. GOOD JOB ARIA! And now he’s breaking up with you…. way to go. This plan backfired like whoa!
- Or they’ll have sex?? Well… I’m clearly live blogging this at 6AM and wasn’t expecting that.
Playas gotta play!
- Garett and Melissa are making out in the barn and carrying stuff in and out.
- A police man is at the door and telling Garett to surrender his weapon and he’s under arrest for the murder of Allison!
WHAT WHAT WAT WHAT?!?!?
More importantly…. he was the Italian pop star in the Lizzie McGuire movie?!?! WHAT!??!?
BRILLIANT!!
Anyway….
I KNEW JENN A DID WAS GONNA TURN HIM IN AND I KNEW JENNA OCOULD SEE! I KNEW IT!! SHE JUST KILLED A FLY! ON HER MIRROR!!
Got ya fly!!
SHE CAN SEE! God she’s so hideous!!
Creepy old doll lady is talking to Black Hooded Figure and Black Hooded Figure is giving treats to creepy, future serial killer kid. Great babysitter!
WE FIND OUT WHO ‘A’ IS NEXT WEEK!
YESSSS! I can move on with my life!!
-R
*sob* Please don’t leave me guys!! I’ll make it up to you!
(Really, even if you don’t care about my PLL recaps, pretend like you do so I can start the day off with high self-esteem. Thanks!)
I did miss PLL and it feels as if my Tuesday is not going to go well. I’m going to think about it all day.
I mean, I can assume A was being a jerk, Blind Bitch Jenna is still not really blind, Spencer is all Nancy Drew still, Hanna is still the best person to walk this planet and Caleb is still, well…. this…..
Heart!
I heard Caleb is going to save the day and kill A and be the hero of the entire show. Is that not true?? We’ll just have to wait and find out.
Anyway, in the mean time, check out Zap2It’s recap (that’s what I did so I can feel like a part of society today) so your life has meaning.
-R
Pretty Little Liars: ‘A’ Has A Crappy Phone And Caleb Is Back From Being An Extra In “Twilight”
Posted on: January 3, 2012
AHHHH!!! Pretty Little Liars is back. 2012 might be the year the world ends, but I’m okay with that as long as we find out who A is because I need to know what bastard is under that Black Hooded Figure. I also need to know how Butt Chin Falcon Boy keeps food out of his chin. And I need to know that Hanna and Caleb fall in love and have millions of babies.
Let’s get into last night’s premiere, because I’m so excited I can hardly type!
Thank god there is a “previous on” because I can’t remember shit! Basically A/ Black Hooded Figure is just ruining these girls’ lives! The girls are in jail and Not Blind Bitch Jenna and the cute cop are killers and mean and in love.
They look more in love than this
- Oh right off the bat… orange jump suits and picking up garbage.
- Some lesbian in an orange jumpsuit is making fun of the girls which causes Emily and Spencer to brawl. If boys watched this… they’d love it.
-The theme song is still the greatest theme song in the history of theme songs.
- HANNA!!!!! I just love when she’s on-screen because I want her to be my BFF. Everyone is mad at Hanna because she told her new step mom that her dad slept with her mom (got that??) because A made her.
A made me do it.
- Hanna and Emily (Emily is still staying at Hanna’s) hate each other for some reason. I’m so confused.
- Emily gets a fax (because those still happen) and she’s perturbed.
Fax machines are so 2011
- Aria is walking with her brother, Mike, who has great hair and looks cute. SHE RUNS INTO EZRA!!
- Awkward! Last time Ezra saw Aria… Aria’s mom yelled at him because she thought he was sleeping with Spencer. How wrong she was!!
-Cute cop (totes mcgotes forgot his name) and Spencer run into each other and Spencer is making fun of him for dating that blind bitch Jenna.
but.. we're in love
-Spencer’s all Nancy Drew again and she’s talking about Jason 2.0 and I can only hope there isn’t someone new cast as Jason because Jason 2.o had great hair.
- Emily’s not allowed to swim anymore and she’s going to go on a rampage.
- Aria’s mom is being a super bitch to Spencer and now Spencer and Emily are throwing books at each other… so strange.
- “You were always my favorite? Want to make a deal?? -A” <—- AGHHH!! Emily is going to be BFF with A.
- Where is Caleb?? That’s my only question in mind.
Where am I??
-Why is everyone mean to Emily?? I don’t get this. Did I miss an episode?? Emily just got a letter from Spencer saying meet tonight… all secretive.
- Hanna is still friends with that nerdy guy and he’s still hitting on her.
- Ezra and Aria’s Dad are hanging out at work.
- BUTT CHIN FALCON BOY!!!! His Butt Chin is still a butt chin. Spencer is talking to him and being all defensive like usual. Butt Chin bought Spencer a rocking chair, or he made it. What an awful gift!
What a scary GIF
- Spencer is yelling at Butt Chin not to lover and all he wants to do is have someone love him and his butt chin. Spencer is a raging maniac this episode.
- All the girls meet up and of course were playing everyone all along. They are all best friends the whole time and they are the smartest girls alive!!
- They have concocted this whole plan about fake evidence and the cop and Jenna… still confused and I miss Caleb.
Do you miss me??
- CALLLLLLEEEEEBBBB!!!!!! Did I call that or what?! UGH! He got prettier, if that’s possible. I love him. SO much.
Here I am!!
- Butt Chin wants Emily’s help with Spencer, she says no because they used to sleep together… it’s awkward.
- Ezra’s ex girlfriend is a total bitch!! And Ezra just caught her being a bitch. Good!
- Caleb just sashays around the school like he’s a model. I love him so much. But of course they make it seem shady.
- Spencer and Emily stage a fight about “the evidence”. Ohhhh someone’s getting an Emmy.
-”See you tonight, BFF – A” <— Black Hooded Figure/A is a moron.
- Ezra and Aria are telling her parents that they’ve been having an illegal relationship and he loves her and Aria’s mom is ready to murder him. They lock hands! This is beautiful… this is Romeo & Juliet.
- Mike just straight up punches Ezra in the face?? WHAT?! Mike is an angsty teenager.
- Remember how Ezra and Aria met?? In a bathroom… ahhh memories.
Okay.. I’m over this Ezra/Aria storyline… I need more Caleb.
-Spencer is getting set to leave and Butt Chin steps in all heroic like. Spencer is gonna beat Butt Chin… I’m actually afraid she’s going to kill him. Spencer has it in her.
- Of course Aria and Hanna are stuck home, so it’s just Emily and Spencer….. and probably Black Hooded Figure.
- BLACK HOODED FIGURE!! How I’ve missed him!! Emily is there and has the “box”. Emily is speaking in riddles and I’m just waiting for some hot guy to come out from under Black Hooded Figure.
-Emily has no back up so she’s a moron. BHF is of course going bananas and trying to stab Emily. The liars have BHF cornered but he’s smarter than them and gets away.
- Hanna hits him with her car (how poetic) but he walks away because he’s goddamn superhuman at this point.
- Spencer is bugging out because he got away, but then… they find… THE PHONE!!
THEY HAVE BHF’s PHONE!!! I would think BHF would have at least an iPhone 4. I think that phone is a droid or something.
BHF realizes they have no phone and break their car window. Whoops!
Ugh! my phone!
What an excellent show! I’m glad it’s back and I’m glad we still have no idea what’s going on so this show can continue for another 7 seasons.
-Rocco
PS Just a head’s up. Pretty Little Liar recaps/freakouts will be on Wednesday nights because that’s when I’ll be able to get to them. Please do not pull an ‘A’ and stalk me via phone/try to kill me all the time. And don’t send a fake blind person after me. Please and thank you.
You can send me Caleb though.
AGHHH!!! This is the summer finale and I need this break because it’s too much drama and murder for me. And plus, I want to sleep later on Wednesdays.
A probably killed Dr. Sullivan. Let’s get into it. The girls have a lot going on this week:
-The girls are sitting in the police station all dirty and Garrett says “you are right… they’re guilty”. I hate you Garrett.
-A detective comes in and says “did you miss me??” The girls look shocked, but I have no idea who he is. It’s safe to say I didn’t miss him. (*edit* I think he was the cop that was from season 1 who was a douche)
- He is threatening the girls and saying “things look bad” and that “homicide is a capital offense”. Well, duh! I guess the chicas are now getting charged with Ali’s murder.
- 12 HOURS EARLIER!!! Ohhh they did NOT just Quentin Tarantino this!!! Why are the girls dirty?? Why are they at the police station?? We will find out. It will all be revealed.
- Mya calls Emily and all of a sudden a killer isn’t on the loose and she’s happy. Lesbian puppy love!
-Someone cut Butt Chin Tobey’s break line. AND HE TOTALLY JUST ASKED WHAT HIS AND SPENCER’S BABY WOULD LOOK LIKE!!! Ummm?? A BUTT CHIN!!!
- I’m suddenly very interested if Butt Chin and Nancy Drew have slept together yet. Did that happen??
-CALEB!!!!!! CALEB CALEB CALEB!!!!! I was not expecting him to be back! Oh if it’s possible he got more sexy Native American and more hot. Caleb and Hanna are so perfect.
I'm back
-Ezra is reading at work and his ex-fiance, Jackie, brings him coffee and pretty much wants him back. Aria of course hears this, and that’s good because Ezra is all like “no ho, I love my underage girlfriend”.
- Aria gets a text and it’s a picture of Dr. Sullivan held hostage that says “She’s still alive”. WHAT?!?!? Now, A is a terrorist.
save me
- And now the girls are standing around a box and it says “open or she dies”. A NEEDS TO CALM THE HELL DOWN!!
“you have until 7pm to save her… these are my demands”
And now the box is fully of creepy dolls! <— what is wrong with A??
a little less creepy than these dolls
- GO TO THE POLICE YOU DUMB GIRLS!!!
- Aria has to prove that Jackie plagiarized her paper, Hanna has to stop the wedding, Spencer has to keep Butt Chin safe, Emily doesn’t have to do anything…. YET!
- Cut to girls at the police station.. Aria wants to make a call and Garrett is telling another po po that page 5 is missing from the Alison murder file.
- Aria calls someone and is SOBBING (great acting) and says “I made a terrible mistake and I need you) PLEASE GOD CALL EZRA. I feel like Ezra could save the day on this one.
-Annnnd Quentin Tarantino! Aria goes and shows Jackie her plagiarized paper… Aria could have worn a more professional outfit. She looks like a tiger fighter in that ripped up shirt.
I can ruin lives in outfits like these
-Hanna’s dad comes to see her before the wedding and they are having a nice convo. Let’s get this done with and get on with the chaos.
-Spenc is sitting with Butt Chin and she tells him she lied to him about everything. And they just broke up. A is such a bitch. Now, Spencer is sobbing. THERE ARE SO MANY TEARS IN THIS EPISODE!!!
- Dr. Hot Face (Wren) sees Spenc crying. They should make out… he is sans Butt Chin.
'ello!
- Of course Aria is wearing a ridiculous dress to the wedding. The doorbell rings and Jackie shows up and is acting like a giant bitch. She’s threatening Aria with the idea of exposing them. GOD I WANT TO PUNCH JACKIE IN THE FACE!!!
don't ya just want to punch this face??
- Emily finally got a doll and it says “I’m taking you to her.. go alone” in the creepiest voice you could imagine.
- Spenc is dressed for the wedding and Dr. Hot Face is there. He’s British and doesn’t have a butt hin. HE WINS!
- Dr. Hot Face kisses Spencer. And she’s a little bit taller than him, so it annoys me and I laughed at it.
- If it’s possible Caleb looks hotter in a suit. And his hair isn’t even done properly.
(Caleb obviously gives this show life and substance with his face)
- KATE (step sister of Hanna’s) NEEDS TO BACK UP OFF OF CALEB!!! And he Caleb totally just told her she had “back fat” HAHAHHA!
I don't have back fat!
- Hanna gets a text “She’s about to run out of air”.
- Hanna legit stops the minister and asks to talk to her step-mother. Omg this is so embarrassing and awkward. I can’t even watch. It’s stressing me out. I have agida.
- AGHHHH!!! Hanna is telling step-mom that her dad hooked up with her mom a few weeks ago. OMG HER DAD HATES HER!! AGHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!
-Emily goes into the barn and gets trapped of course. And she’ll probably die from carbon monoxide.
-Butt Chin is at the police station and he’s just shouting he loves Spencer and he said to the cop “I’m not your boy!”.
I ain't cho boy!
- Back to the barn! Emily passed out and someone grabbed her and pulled her out of the barn. Of course she’s hallucinating that she’s with Ali. And then Ali just quoted the theme song “two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead”. And now Ali is making out with Emily. What the hell??
-Emily wakes up and tells the girls she saw Ali. Umm no bitch…. you were hallucinating.
- The Hasting parents are at the po po station and Jason 2.0 shows up and Daddy Hastings is very upset by this. They are arguing.
-Also, Ezy Ezra shows up and Aria’s mom isn’t having any of this. She calls him out for being with Spencer (remember she thinks he’s dating Spencer) and he looks shocked about this!
- Someone walks up to Garett and he says “you shouldn’t be here”. I hope it’s Blind Bitch Jenna.
-The girls find a shovel with coordinates, so they have to dig at the ground and find shit. The girls are digging like maniacs and they are really bad at it… because they are pretty much just screaming.
- AND OH GOD!! the police are there to arrest them. A set them up.
-UGH JENNA!!!! I HATE YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!
- The shovel the girls used was the actual murder weapon.
- Garett gives Jenna page 5 and tells her to burn it and then they admit that they killed Alison. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
- OMG and freakin’ Dr. Sullivan has never looked more alive in her life…. Black Hooded Figure hands her an envelope and she leaves.
Last line of the show from a black waitress “How you doin’ tonight, pretty eyes? Ya want a piece of pie??”
Sooo Black Hooded Figure is Bradley Cooper??? Awesome!
I take back what I said earlier… these show needs to not go on hiatus because it stresses me out so much and I need a resolution. AGHHHH!!!
-Rocco
Pretty Little Liars: Paula Deen Is A Guest Star, I Think? And A Is Addicted To Killing
Posted on: August 24, 2011
So, what did we learn last week on Pretty Little Liars??? Oh riiiiight… THAT JASON 2.0 IS A CREEPY MOFO!! But Aria thinks it’s cool. Oh and A really hates Emily.
I just had a thought… why don’t these girls ever hit reply and text A back. That would be fun.
Let’s check out the disasters A will cause this week!!
- You see a black hooded figure walk out of Emily and Hanna’s room. Emily walks out of the room at 5AM. Hanna calls Emily’s phone number and she left it in the room… the girls are looking for her.
-But the girls should relax because Emily is just taking a run in the woods(reaaaaal safe!!!) because she so stressed out. She needs to relax because that ulcer is not being healed with this drama rama. (A texted Emily a picture of Aria and Ezra making out and told her to tell her mom)
I like to run before the sun
- Emily goes to the therapist’s office and all the girls are there waiting for her.
- Apparently, Emily was going to run away to Texas… as if A can’t put on a cowboy hat and find her there. Pshhh!
- BUTT CHIN TOBEY!!! He makes a triumphant return because he’s still Jason 2.0′s house slave. He sees Not Blind Bitch Jenna in a car waiting for Garrett at Jason’s house. He see’s them making out. (Jenna and Garrett.. not Garrett and Jason 2.0. That’d be weird)
- The girls tell the therapist about A. WTF IS WRING WITH THEM!!?!??!?! A will obviously murder this bitch now. Nice job ladies!!
Please don't kill me.
-Hanna is going to give her bitchy ass step sister a book of horses. Adorable.
- Hanna’s Grandma shows up and I swear to God it was Paula Deen guest spotting. I ALMOST LOST MY MIND!! God I wish that was true.
real grandma
Paula Deen!
Right?? They look like they both eat butter. This was some great casting.
- Hanna is talking to Caleb on the phone and my God I miss his face! Just as much as I wish that Hanna’s Grandma was Paula Deen in this episode.
MISS YOU!
- Paula Deen wannabe is over this new marriage for Hanna’s Dad. And she just called Hanna’s mom Condoleezza Rice…. she’s colorblind too!! This woman is just as awesome as Caleb.
Not Hanna's actual mother
-Aria goes to talk to her brother Mike, and Mike is a mess and a half. In fact… he’s a little teenage dick and needs to stop being so angsty. Mike and his mom fought and something dramatic happened that I missed (I think she hurt her wrist) and she tells Aria DO NOT TELL YOUR FATHER!. Sooooo, Mike beats his mom now?? Aria is going to be in therapy for the rest of her life.
I will beat you mom.
-Butt Chin Tobey is all into being Mr. Nancy Drew with our new Nancy Drew, Spencer!!
me and my chin are Nancy Drew's sidekick
-The girls’ therapist comes to the school to talk to everyone and this is awkward because she’s pretty much just preaching to the girls, so this is really uncomfortable for everyone involved.
- Not Blind Bitch Jenna is walking down the stairs and I really wanted the girls to push her down because SHE’S A GIANT WHORE!! I hate her!!! She says some rude comment to the girls because she’s a wench. UGH!
let me walk!
-Paula Deen and others are at the dinner for Hanna’s dad and her stepmom. Hanna and her stepsister have to give a speech. Hanna’s step sister is pouring vodka into some lemonade, so she’s an alcoholic.. that’s good. And of course Hanna gets some vodka too. This will end well.
not true to scale
-The therapist gets a phone call and it’s a recording of her voice saying “I’m the first person you told about this”… which is what she said to the girls when they told her about A. AGHHH A IS RELENTLESS!!!!
- Garrett is there to investigate the therapists counseling room because it’s bugged and he wants the clients name. DON’T GIVE IT TOO HIM!! Hanna is drunk right now, so again, this will end well. I think Hanna’s step sister is getting her drunk on purpose….this is an evil plan!
I'm a shitty cop
- Emily and Hanna’s mom are hanging out and this is a sweet moment. I like Hanna’s mom… I want to be her daughter.
- Byron (Aria’s Dad) is obnoxious and defending crazy ass Mike because there is mental illness in his family. Clearly Mike is bi-polar and that’s a definite diagnosis because I’m pretty much a doctor.
- EMILY CALLED MYA AND THEY ARE HAVING DINNER!! I thought Mya was in gay camp or something???
I'm back!
- Butt Chin and Nancy Drew are staking out Jason 2.0′s house, but that means they are having sex in the car. Umm Nancy Drew…. you suck at this while spying thing. She’s of course storming into Jason’s house AND SEE’S HER FATHER!! ( I just gasped and put my hand over my mouth… I typed that all out with 1 hand!)
I'm shocked!
- Butt Chin is talking all nasty to Spencer’s Dad and it’s kinda hot. And now they are fighting and then Spencer defends But Chin and gets in the truck with Butt Chin. OMG ROMEO & JULIET!!!
- Black Hooded Figure is watching the therapist out the window.
- Mya is back from gay camp, but I think she’s still a lesbian so that is good. And her and Emily are having a convo and I’m bored.
- Mike is super out of his mind and I’m pretty sure he needs medication because he’s mad. And now he’s crying to Aria and this is sad. What a brother/sister moment. CUTE! Too bad mental illness isn’t involved.
- Hanna and her step sister are drunk…. and I’m nervous about what’s going to happen. Hanna throws up on the wedding dress and her step sister has a look of “mission accomplished” on her face.
-Spencer sneaks into her house and her dad is waiting for her.
- FLASHBACK!! Paula Deen is not having any of Ali’s mess. That’s fun.
I killed A
- Spencer’s Dad tells her that he had to change Grandma DeLaurentis’s will so Jason 2.0 could get some inheritance, and not just Ali. And Spenc brings up a good points about the DeLaurentis’ having something on the Hasting’s if they could get her father to change a will. OHHHHH! WHAT HAS HE DONE!!!??
- The therapist is looking at her files and she says “Omg I know this person!”… A is in therapy.
-Paula Deen is defending Hanna because Hanna’s dad is screaming at her for getting drunk and sick and then he defends that stepsister bitch Kate. WTF?!?!? Don’t treat my BFF Hanna like that!!!!
Don't yell ay my granddaughter!
-Aria tells her parents about Mike breaking into more than 1 house. And then Mike walks down the stairs and looks like he’ll talk. Sweet!
- Kate stop being such A BITCH!! Paula Deen knows that Kate just out vodka in Hanna’s lemonade! I like this Paula Deen Grandma…. she’s dope!
- THE THERAPIST CALLS EMILY AND SAYS GATHER THE GIRLS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHO A IS!! AGHHHH!!!!
- Of course the therapist isn’t there… god she’s probably dead.
“The doctor is out-A” <—– SHE’S DEAD!! A IS A MESSSSSSS!!!! Why won’t A stop killing people??
- Black Hooded Figure bugged the office and put a mic on a bobble head doll. No one would ever notice.
God when is the season finale of this show??? I can’t take much more of this!!! Too much drama!!!
I’m spent!
I hope Paula Deen Grandma isn’t A. My heart can’t handle that.
-Rocco
I’m not even going to brief you on what happened last week. All I’ll say is the morgue and page 5. You should be watching this show.
-OMG!! ARIA had a sex dream with Ezra and Jason 2.0!! And the other girls are hanging out in the morgue because they all need some serious therapy.
- Not Blind Bitch Jenna is of course having eyeball surgery so she can see again! I hope it actually blinds her this time because she is too ugly to not wear those sunglasses.
I'm getting new eyeballs!
- Emily is throwing out every lotion in her presence because she’s afraid that A pumped every lotion with human growth hormone. And A would do that because he’s a sick bastard.
- Emily is afraid of A. And she should be. (what an obvious statement)
-Jason 2.0 is a counselor at the high school. Oh good. This will work out well. You know what’s working out well?? His hair.
let me counsel you!
-Emily is not into Aria possibly wanting to do Jason 2.0.
-If Jenna can see (pssh as if she can’t already!) she will probably murder the girls because she’s a crazy bitch.
- Spencer is sneaking around Jason 2.0′s house and she sees him freak out at the gardener for going to close to the shed and then he looks around in a really creepy way. Spencer’s obviously going to try and go into that shed.
Don't go near my shed
- Hanna’s mom is awesome. She’s letting Emily hang out with her lesbo friends. Did I mention how much I love Hanna and her mom?? I do.
- So since Aria is having sex dreams with other guys, she’s obviously going to bang Ezra on his desk at work. Because that’s what you do when you have sex dreams with other guys.
this is not a dream
-CALEB IS ON AND IS SEXY!! His birth mom wants to find him and that’s so sweet and I love him so much.
hey mom. thanks for the genes to give me this awesome hair
- “If Zoey leaves without your digits, your lab results go viral-A” <– text to Emily because A ruins everything!! (Zoey is some other chick at the lesbian card game) Emily is going to turn into the Hulk.
-Spencer tells her mom about the hockey stick. And I stopped paying attention because I miss Caleb.
-Ezra is suspicious because Aria this acting like a whore.
- Emily gave Zoey her number… another lesbian saw and will obviously tell Emily’s girlfriend. AHHH ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
- Aria had another Jason 2.0 sex dream.
- Caleb is googling his mom. And I love him so much. I haven’t love a tv character like this since Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
and yes I like to bring up Caleb just so I have an excuse to post pictures
-Poor Caleb is so stressed out!!!
- Byron is not into this whole his son, Mike, breaking into houses and stuff. What a hard ass.
what an awesome and inappropriate picture of Mike
-Mike is completely out of his mind. It’s like Cameron from Ferris Bueller but on drugs and with a killer on the loose.
-OF COURSE JASON 2.0 IS STANDING IN ARIA’S HOUSE WHEN SHE COMES DOWNSTAIRS!!!! He wants to counsel Mike.
- Jason 2.0 may be hot… but he’s goddamn creepy and Aria is a bad liar. Like the worst. Why is she on a show called pretty little liars??
I'm pretty, but a bad liar
- Caleb looks adorable on the swing set. I love brooding Caleb. I’m realizing Caleb has never looked less like a high school student. I don’t like seeing Caleb sad because of his dumb Mom. I JUST DON’T LIKE IT.
I'm kind of sad
- ANNNNND HANNA AND CALEB ARE HOLDING HANDS ON THE SWING SET! PRECIOUS!!!!!!
-Spencer is now dressing like a Navaho Indian.
My native American sweater was expensive
-Spencer is f**king Nancy Drew. We will now call her Nancy Drew Hastings or NDH for short.
-Byron is very upset about Mike possibly being like “Scott his brother”. I have no idea what the hell that means.. so if you read the books and know…. tell me!
- Nancy Drew Hastings of course is breaking into the shed of Jason 2.o. Bitch is gonna get shot. Or hit with a hockey stick.
-How cute!! Jason has a dark room full of photographs of Aria’s FACE!!! AGHHHHHH!! HOW F**KING CREEPY!!!!! I”M SO CREEPED OUT!!!!! I”M SO SCARED!! GET OUT OF THE SHED!!!!!! (he has surveillance equipment too.)
Hmmm. I think I'll take pictures of Aria's face today without her knowing
- JASON IS HOME! AGHHH!!!! HE’S SO SCARY!!!!
- Nancy Drew Hastings of course knocked a picture down and dropped her flash light! She is a a sucky Nancy Drew! She leaves evidence everywhere!
- Caleb called his mommy and omg if he leaves this show… I’m gonna take creepy pictures of him and keep them in my shed because I love him so much and will miss him.
should I bring this hat with me to Cali??
- CALEB DON’T CRY!!!! OMG MY HEART IS BREAKING!!!!!! He should probably not have his shirt on during this scene.
-Oh god! Is Caleb leaving??? TONIGHT?!?!?!? WHAT??!?!? Hanna my heart is breaking too!! I don’t get it… is he going to live with her or just visiting? Am I freaking out for nothing. Probably.
-Caleb and Hanna are my favorite people ever (I don’t care that they are fictional characters) Caleb have fun in Cali… don’t forget your hair straightener.
Caleb working on his tan in California
- OH JASON 2.0 ROLLS UP NEXT TO ARIA ON THE STREET!! STAY AWAY!! CREEPY MCCREEPSTER!!!
- And omg of course soon not to be blind bitch Jenna and the cop whose name I forgot are watching.
-Jason 2.0! AGHHHH!! HE JUST KISSED ARIA! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?? Jason 2.o just because you are attractive doesn’t mean you can go around kissing underage girls.
-Nancy Drew Hastings is going back into the shed to get pictures because of course she wants to be bludgeoned to death with a hockey stick. They go into the shed and ALL the pictures are gone and just her flashlight is sitting there.
-Black Hooded Figure loves photography too. He is developing a picture of the girls (Nancy Drew and Emily) in Jason 2.0′s shed looking at the pictures! And Jason 2.0 just picked up his hockey stick.
Why is this show good??? Every week I say I’m not going to watch it but then I do, and by the end of the show I’m writing to the people who give out Emmy’s asking them to give this show a lot of awards.
See you next week you Pretty Little Liar fiends!
-Rocco
