Posts Tagged ‘ABC’
Paul McDonald Looks Like This Now…
Posted on: April 18, 2011
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Now, that P Mac is an Idol reject I can make him part of the “Looks Like This Now…” series. THANK OPRAH! This is already so much more fun than the “American Idol Hangover” series. I’m very into series.
P Mac was leaving Reeg & Kel’s and his teeth are just as white and his pants are just as tight.
I’m a little annoyed because I had a day-dream of P Mac and R Pattz walking out of the ABC studios onto Columbus Avenue hand in hand.
Too much?? Probably.
-Rocco
ABC was too afraid to tell Chris Brown that he couldn’t perform on Dancing With The Stars anymore, so they let him. And what did we learn from this kids?? You can be a pretty shitty human being, but if you refuse to apologize and just whine about it… you’ll get your way. Oh and break some windows in the process.
So, Chris Brown is the biggest douche bag in the world and I’m amazed he can even get a girl to look him in the eye, but it might have something to do with his light up suits and great lip synching skills.
He turned the Dancing With The Stars stage into the most fun gay club I’ve ever seen.
Who got voted off?? The world isn’t outraged so I can only assume the Karate Kid and Kirstie Alley are safe.
-Rocco
Simon Cowell is a wise man. I can never get that point across enough. Not only is he a musical genius…. he kinda knows what’s up with life in general.
“It’s very difficult when you don’t hear exactly what happened, but I think most people are forgiving if you’re sincere about it, but you can’t blame people for asking the question. Again, because if you’re in the public eye, that’s what happens. You can’t freak out like that.“
That’s what Simon said about the Chris Brown Hulk situation and he’s pretty much telling him to calm the f**k down and relax.
Take a breather Breezy.
This post is kind of pointless. I just wanted to talk about Simon Cowell and get a hit on Chris Brown. I know… shameless.
But hey, X Factor auditions are this Sunday, the 27th, right?? FUN!!
Who the hell are the judges??
-Rocco
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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to shout. But I have never needed anything more in my life. I know that sounds dramatic… but deal with it. The dramatics are coursing through my body right now.
ABC will have a 4 hour TV mini series based on the greatest topic ever… TITANIC!!
*oooooo oooooo*<— that’s supposed to be the theme music but just listen to it below because I just made it sound dumb. Sorry about that.
The mini-series will focus on live of 4 different characters as they attempt to survive this mess.
Ummm??? I need to be one of those characters. I firmly believe that I was on Titanic in a past life… so therefore I have a first hand account right?? Plus, I can recite pretty much every line from the movie… SIGN ME UP!
I need a moment to collect my emotions and find out how to become an actor with an equity card by the end of this week.
Will anyone do my headshots??
-Rocco
Does Anyone Still Care About The Bachelor/Bachelorette??? Because For About 20 Minutes I Did
Posted on: March 15, 2011
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I haven’t watched this show since I was in college, which was only two years ago, but there have been about 17 seasons in those 2 short years…. so I’ve missed a lot.
Apparently, the last bachelor, Brad Womack, has been on this show twice because his penis couldn’t make up it’s mind last time. Thank Oprah ABC knows what’s up (ba dumm chhh) and gave it a second chance.
I think I love you
The season final was last night and this happened.
Marry me??
I asked a friend who watches this show if that chick (Emily Maynard<— googled that shit) was the least whore-ish one…. and apparently she is, so that’s good. She’s a single Mama and now she has a sugar daddy… every little girls dream.
Brad told Emily all this nonsense in his proposal… which I posted below.
‘You’re so much more to me than a leap of faith. You’re the one, Em,”
‘I love you…You’re my once in a lifetime.’
I hope Emily knows that he probably slept with at least 4 of the finalists…. but she was just the best.
Brad dissed the brunette. Shocking. We always get the short end of the stick.
ABC had this to say about the photo above. “Excruciating ride home: Chantal left in a limo without a rose or Brad”. What jerks.
In case you really care here is the video of the proposal.
And here is Brad breaking a heart, because she fell so deeply in love with him in three months.
So, yay?? I hope it lasts.
And in case you are 1/2 gallon deep in Ben & Jerry’s because this season is over…. The Bachelorette will start soon.
Ashley Herbert came in third… they can’t even get the runner-up to continue finding love in this demented way.
Let me know how this works out… I will not be watching.
-Rocco
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He is the scariest man on this planet. You could not pay me to sit down with this man and have a “conversation” with him. But I will gladly watch someone else do it and then pick out my favorite comments.
Charlie Sheen sat down with the bravest woman on this planet from Good Morning America and just let his bat shit crazy flag fly.
I’m usually against governmental testing on humans… but they should probe this guy. See what’s going on.
1) His brain is extra terrestrial. We can’t handle his brain.
2) I’m confident he’s on some sort of an upper.
3) He’s bi-winning! What does that even mean??
4) He’s having a conversation with himself at one point.
5) Charlie Sheen admits that he isn’t human… HOW IS HE ALIVE??? Oh that’s right… he has tiger blood.
6) There is no way this guy is hanging out with his kids. I refuse to believe that.
7) He has 1 bang.
8 ) “I blinked and cured my brain”….. and he just referenced the Nike campaign and called Frank Sinatra an arm-less child.
9) He’s proud of his cocaine and porn star binge… he showed us the magic.
I really hope more of this interview is released today. I’ve never been so curious about an outcome in my life.
-Rocco
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Out. of. his. mind!
I dare you to keep up with me!
Can you just arrest someone for being insane?? Is that not legal in this country??
If it is… get this guy in handcuffs… when you say “I’m on a drug and it’s called the (insert one’s name)”… you should probably be in a straight jacket.
I’m actually really excited to see how he can possibly convince anybody in the world that he’s just a guy functioning in society. Just trying to function with some cocaine and hookers. He was doing speed during that interview right?? Or am I just crashing from 20 ounces of Red Bull??
Oh and even more ‘Charlie Sheen is bat-shit crazy’ news. He’s writing a book.
Of course he is. It’s called When The Laughter Stopped (great title… kind of sad) and he’s asking publishers for $10 million to get the rights to it.
It’s about getting the truth out people.. not about buying massive amounts of drugs or anything.
Ahhh I want $10 million!!!
I hope this is on every one of your children’s summer reading list. Such a great anti-drug campaign.
-Rocco
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1) His name is Wentworth Miller
2) He was in a show called Prison Break. That show seriously convinced me that if Oprah forbid I was even in the clink (that’s a hard ass term for jail right??) I’d be able to escape.
3) He’s pretty
4) Apparently… he’s like crazy smart.
If that isn’t all the characteristics I can bring home to Big D… I’m out of ideas.
You and me... let's break thus joint!
Wentworth Miller is rumored to star in a new show on ABC called Identity. The show revolves around an elite police unit formed to combat identity-related crime.
(side note. I think I had my identity stolen yesterday…more on that later)
Ummmm YES! I want to watch this. He’s going to be super smart in this show already I can tell. And this is going to convince me that I can combat some identity related crime as well.
I need to be convinced I can do that. One can not live without being convinced of that.
-Rocco
Lee D. Chooses His Favorite View
Posted on: February 8, 2011
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Okay… so I decided I need to ask Lee D. who his favorite lady on The View is, and the only way to ask is ” say who your favorite View lady is on the count of three… 1, 2, 3…..”
It’s about a 50% chance he’ll get this right. He can say Barbara Walters but she’s barely there, he can say Sherri … but she thinks the world is flat, so that’s just dumb and I’m confident Lee knows that the world is round.
The world is round!! And Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492.
He can also say Sister Mary Clarence (Whoopi Goldberg) or Joy Behar. I’d prefer one of these two. If he says the former that means he loves Sister Act… and really who doesn’t?? And if he says Joy Behar, that means that we’ll look each other in the eyes and fall into a friendship. Joy does that for people.
But… if he says Elisabeth… we’ll have some issues. I just disagree with everything that comes out of that woman’s mouth. She wears cute clothes… but, in my opinion, she is just out of her mind.
You see where I’m getting at?? This will have to be the first question. It’ll let us know if we should continue or not with the interview Jamboree.
And I have some evidence that the interview will continue on.
Okay… he sings “Hallelujah” and he’s wearing blue. Wonderful. He looks like an angel. But what’s really important is this….
TWINSIES!
Okay… this isn’t the really important part but how funny/frightening is that???
It’s hilarious because it’s baby Lee and giant Lee. Giant Lee looks like he’s serenading baby Lee and baby Lee looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world.
And it’s frightening because twins scare me. Freak me the F out. I don’t want two of anything in my life. Not even two Lee D.’s because that would just freak me out and annoy me. I don’t need TWO Lee bear’s ignoring me. I can’t carry on TWO fake fights. It’s too much.
But the whole point of this business was for me to explain why me and Lee D. could potentially be besties after the age-old question”Who’s your favorite View lady??”
Lee bear is clearly pissed that Joy Behar and/or Sister Mary Clarence are not greeting him after that performance.
Lee is biting his lip because what he really wants to shout is “WHERE’S JOY!?!?!?!”
So… after seeing this… I’m confident after the question is asked… me and Lee D. will high-five, eat some kiwi, and get on with the interview with nothing but smiles and laughter.
*high five* for Rocco and Joy and the Whoopster
Good times.
-Rocco
Even though I’m still heart-broken over the lack of Leonardo DiCapario… *sniff*… it’s still hard for me to talk about… the Academy Awards look kinda fun this year.
Thanks to James Franco and Anne Hathaway.
The Academy Awards will air February 27th on ABC.
-Rocco
