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Posts Tagged ‘Academy Awards 2012

If this isn’t proof that Xenu is possessing Tom Cruise into drugging Katie Holmes… I’m not sure what kind of sick mind you have and you should probably check to see if Xenu is possessing you. In fact, please stop reading this because I’m not sure if internet waves or something can pick it up and send Xenu vibes my way. I don’t need that shit.

Hey TOM! When are you gonna bring me to the Oscars??

Anyway, I hate this it’s a week later and I’m still talking about the Oscars, but I couldn’t pass up uncomfortable photos of Tommy Cruise and Katie Holmes with her fake ass bangs.

That first one is the reenactment of the kidnapping of Katie Holmes and the second one is how Tom Cruise thinks babies are made.

-Rocco

You guys weren’t drunk. You saw it. I saw it. We all saw it.

J Lo’s nipple.. or more like her areola made an appearance at the Oscars last night. And ya know what?? I’m proud of it. While we were all cowering at the sight of Cameron Diaz’s jacked up arms… the nip was ready to stand strong.

That’s pretty funny.

-Rocco


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