Posts Tagged ‘acoustic’
Oh Sheryl Crow… is this another one of your favorite mistakes?? You hate American Idol! Were you just there to sabotage and give bad advice. That’d be awesome, and that certainly explains the shit that went down last night.
Steven: Oh my god! I look like Sheryl Crow too! I’m turning into a woman rapidly.
J Lo: I’m the prettiest woman alive. Sheryl Crow dated a bicycle man who was twice divorced… I WIN!
Randy: Where did I go wrong in life! I’m clearly not ‘in it to win it’.
Back in 2007, Sheryl had no qualms about beefing with Idol and even stated that she’s sad it’s so popular.
“Let’s face it, it undermines art in every way and promotes commercialism, I am sad people love it so.”
BURN!!
And now I’ll just post a picture of Crow because this is about her and she was on Idol trying to make best friends with Scotty McCreery. I think she was trying to convince him to be bunk buddies with her in Nashville. <—- FUN SLEEPOVER!!
I'm gonna soak up the sun.... and my hypocrisy on Idol
-Rocco
Rocco’s Arch-Enemy
Posted on: January 22, 2011
Traitors
-Rocco
If Simon Cowell isn’t running the world himself… he could pretty much choose who he wants to run it.
Latest X Factor winner, Matt Cardle and his 1st single “When We Collide”, went straight to #1 on the UK music charts.
Here is proof:
Apparently, there were all these campaigns on Facebook to prevent Matty Boy from being #1, but even Mark Zuckerberg can’t compare to Simon Cowell and whoever he decides should be making music. (Who has time to do make petitions to stop people from being #1?? Get a life.)
I’m glad though, because I like Matty Boy and I like “When We Collide”. I want him to be #1. You should listen to it now, and see if you like it too.
It’s good right?? Typical pop music… but that’s what wins my heart.
And plus, I’m not gonna lie. I have a massive crush on Matty Boy. I even call him Matty Boy in lieu of his full name. That’s how you know the crush is legit.
It amazes me that the X Factor winners always have #1′s (or the majority of them do), but American Idol people don’t. Either the UK just takes this show very, very seriously, or American Idol just doesn’t produce good enough artists. Which is dumb because Lee D. just won and we all know I adore him. (Didn’t think I could mention Lee bear in this did you??? Well, I can and I did.)
I’m going to go with the theory that the UK takes X Factor very seriously and lives their lives in fear of making Simon Cowell unhappy. I mean that’s how I’m gonna approach X Factor US next fall. And plus, I want to be employed by Simon Cowell.
Oh and here is a picture of both of them because Matty Boy, for the American purpose, is the English Lee bear. Except, he sings in falsetto most of the time, is British, looks nothing like Lee bear, and sings completely different music. But they’d be friends. Trust me.
Twinsies!!
-Rocco
- In: Lee DeWyze
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I guess Lee D. was in St. Louis tonight (or last night depending on when you read this and where you’re located in the Universe, and for safe measure HAPPY HANUKKAH!!) to perform at Studio 98. I have no idea what that is… a radio station perhaps?? But it doesn’t matter to you guys/gals does it?
Anyway… the important thing is HE SURVIVED THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY! YAYAYA!
we prayed to Oprah for you
(this is the only Lee juxtaposed with hands in prayer position picture in the entire world)
And not only did he dodge some bullets… he bought a new hat. He was always wearing that red one (and I hear it’s quite the star in itself… or so he said when I saw him in NYC) so now his red hat has a grey friend.
Whoa! I didn’t realize they’d be so big and all up in his grill (and now yours). Sorry. I’m too lazy to fix them.
Hopefully, we had some stealth CIA agents that took video but for now watch my favorite song from the musical “Meet Me In St. Louis” (I’m 98% sure he did NOT perform this song… but you never know… he did buy a new hat. Maybe he was feeling jazzy… or maybe he felt like doing jazz hands)
one-handed jazz hands
-Rocco
Veggies + Lee Bear= Beautiful
Posted on: November 30, 2010
- In: Lee DeWyze | Music
- 3 Comments
Ok we are totes mcgotes friends again. For real.
I didn’t realize her performed “Beautiful Like You” last night during his set.
This is always on the top of my list of fav Lee bear songs. Along with these gems…
Yummmm veggies.
And I love the piano and instrumentation of the recorded version…. but this is real nice stripped down. A little more romantic if you will. (I hate that I just described it as ‘real nice’… I hate when people do that… but I’m just going to leave what my brain and fingers first typed on the screen…. it’s like my diary. A really crazy and inexcusable diary)
-Rocco
P.S. Those two silly songs above are great. Not like ‘listen to on my iPod while I walk to work’ great , but like ‘I love that he did that to make money a few years ago’ great. So, I’m not making fun of it by any means…. just wanted to let ya know. Lee bear’s my dawg… or I guess bear???
Baseball Loves The Biebster
Posted on: October 31, 2010
My little angel muffin is going acoustic and America’s favorite pastime is ill with Bieber fever.
The acoustic version of The Biebster’s “Never Say Never” video has been released and apparently it is about the MLB.
Like the Texas Rangers said “never say that we will never win” and the Yankees can’t say they will never lose.
It totally fits into a sports theme. It could be on a sports movie soundtrack. The Biebster is unstoppable and can do whatever he wants. Even mess up the dirt on a baseball field.
Plus his swoops looks adorbs in a baseball cap. But carrying around a guitar and baseball bat is impractical and unnecessary.
-Rocco
