Posts Tagged ‘album’
That is good because it would be awkward for me to jump off the D Man train suddenly like that. And plus, I can’t explain to The Skibster that I hate his BFF’s new album… that would cause tension and not the sexual kind, if ya know what I mean. *high five*
(I know that picture is random but this posts needs some color)
You can stream This Loud Morning HERE at AOL.com and though I hate hearing an album before it comes out, I took a peeksie. Final verdict: I don’t hate it and I didn’t smash my computer… so good news.
I didn’t listen to full songs, I just perused but I’m into it. (I’m weird and like to listen to an album in full whilst reading the liner notes and eating pretzels. It’s strange I know), but so far so good.
I’m sure you all know the lyrics all ready and the chord progressions, so let me know your favorites!!
Oh and the Skibster has something to say….
Clearly this was all a ploy to post that picture again. Ya caught me!
*EDIT** I’m into “Goodbye To The Girl” right off the bat. Even the little classic rock guitar riffs in the bridge that would normally make me hate it.
**EDIT 2** And the 4 letter word is not “f**k”. But whatever. One day D Man.. one day.
*EDIT 3** And opening of “Fade Into Me” is perfect.
*EDIT 4** I clearly listened to more of it than I planned. Without pretzels.
Matthew Morrison…. what are you doing??
I want to kick that chair over.
Click HERE to listen to “Summer Rain”… Matthew Morrison’s new single. It sounds like “It’s Gotta Be Love”.
Okay… it’s just reminiscent of the “It’s Gotta Be Love” vibe… but I’m going to assume Matthew Morrison is a huge, gigantic Lee bear fan.
I don’t really understand why Matthew Morrison is releasing an album… but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt if he stops dressing like a member of the rat pack.
Posted February 28, 2011on:
**EDIT** I just read a tweet from someone who is livid about these candid pictures of D Man at the airport. I didn’t take them dude. Don’t kill me. I’m not ready to die over D Man pics. Just FYI.
What else involves back packs?? School?? Camping?? A really giant murse to carry around all his hair product, alligator shoes, and jeggins???
The last one is the most obvious and because I said it, most likely the truth.
I had multiple people (okay two…ItsMyT1me and my super spy) send me these pictures… so they must be hot items on the D Man front. He’s like a tornado whipping through the world wide web these days. <— or not. I don’t know if that’s true. Anyway… it doesn’t matter… let’s look at the pictures.
1) Get that thing out of your mouth. Do you know how many germs are on that plane ticket? I will never make out with you now D Man. He’s all yours ladies. *awaits comments of “Yay. I’ll make out with him no matter what’s in his mouth”.*
2) I’m convinced that heart tattoo on his arm is a balloon and therefore a dedication to the movie Up. No other options.
1) Still has massive amounts of germs in his mouth.
2) I like his shirt.
3) I like his coiffed hair even more. Is that even the right word to describe it?? It is now.
4) He’s so annoyed about his picture being taken.
5) I like his beard.
1) Don’t even tell me that he doesn’t have a back pack full of hair mousse and jeggins. I won’t believe you.
Oh and I’ve also decided he was wearing these shoes to complete that snazzy ensemble.
And shut up about how this picture is from a different time, setting, and that he’s wearing different jeggins. I don’t want to hear it.
DON’T BE A DREAM SQUASHER!! D Man will always be my one and only alligator man.
So, thanks for these pictures. They are fantastic. I hope he’s jet setting somewhere to finish his album…so I can actually be a fan of his music as opposed to whatever else I claim to be a fan for.
That means sleep. Those “Z”‘s are universal for sleep right??
I just really wanted to thank ItsMyT1me again for this (and the rest of the pictures) and make sure everyone got a peeksie.
This is actually a little frightening. He looks like the Incredible Hulk. Except not green, and Spanish. (PS great movie. Edward Norton is wonderful)
Oh and look at this one again.. it’ll probably be an album cover at some point in the very near future.
Oh and just so this isn’t weird… look at normal Lee D. in his treat hat and apparently in a very deep explanation about something. Probably about international politics. Or what’s in the treat hat. Either or. Maybe a combo.
I’m like 99% sure that’s what he’s talking about.
Yes. I’m going to spend $13 and go see the Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never.
But, before you judge. It’s all for research.
I’m researching how to become a little angel muffin myself. Or how to make my future child a little angel muffin.
And (get ready to really judge me, and possible hate me) I’m probably going to spend $9.99 and buy the CD that goes a long with this whole 3D movie fiasco (oh shit… I just realized it’s 3D. That means I’ll spend like $17. That’s ridiculous. I need to save.)
Never Say Never-The Remixes will be released February 14th and all the single 13-year-old girls can pretend J Biebs made a CD just for them on that special day. *awww*
The CD has 7 tracks, a fold out movie poster (yesssss) and songs with Jayden Smith, Miley Cyrus, Rascal Flatts, Chris Brown, and more. And a new track “Born To Be Somebody” written by songwriting master, Diane Warren.
WOW-ZERS! Where do I send my check???
Here’s the track list. You’re welcome people with Bieber fever.
1. “Never Say Never” (featuring Jaden Smith)
2. “That Should Be Me” (remix featuring Rascal Flatts)
3. “Somebody to Love” (remix featuring Usher)
4. “Up” (remix featuring Chris Brown)
5. “Overboard” (live featuring Miley Cyrus)
6. “Runaway Love” (Kanye West remix, featuring Raekwon)
7. “Born to Be Somebody”
If your Valentine doesn’t buy you this album, you should get rid of him/her.
They Don’t know what’s up.
That picture is hilarious!
I can’t decide what number album he’s on.
If you want to get technical and count his catalogue of music as a whole, this is his 4th. And if you’re just counting his indie/Wuli days… this his 3rd.
I’m going to call it his 3th album. I can’t even pronounce that, so I’m glad this isn’t a vlog (video blog. Sorry if I insulted you by explaining that).
Anyway… Wuli is going to have a contest for fans to name the new Lee D. album that will be out I sometime this Spring?? I don’t know if that timeline is true. I think so.
Here are my suggestions that they will most likely choose. I provided album covers as well. You’re welcome Wuli.
Now, this is important. You need to use 2 exclamation marks. 1 isn’t enough, and 3 makes you look like you need medication. Trust me Wuli. Plus, who doesn’t love Eduardo the Spanish polar bear and companion to Lee D?? No one. That’s the answer to that.
I heard Lee bear does a lot of rapping on this new album. I heard he spits some sick rhymes, so this cover may just be the best marketing technique. Lee D-Weezit is a great street name. He sounds bad ass and tough. And you can totally Photoshop a box of Cheez-Its in this picture for some product placement. Everybody wins.
I’m just kidding about this one. Or am I??
This might be hard to market verbally, because I still have no idea how to pronounce that. But you guys are smart, you own a record label. I trust you. And thumbs up pictures sell albums. I did market research on it (in my head) and they sell. And for extra measure you can have multiple album covers, because Lee D. has about 5 thumbs up pictures. I just created a Lee D. collectible. I want royalties.
I don’t even have to explain the awesome-ness of this brilliant idea.
So, what do you think??? Pretty genius ideas huh??
If these are the gems I come up with… just think of the great-ness you’ll receive from the other fans that are super-duper hardcore Lee D. enthusiasts. You sit down for those WuLi.
Click HERE to get all the deets on this business. But I mean… mine are pretty good…so don’t get upset if they don’t pick yours.
I’m just gonna send this whole post to Wuli… and Lee D. Because I’m pretty sure Lee will have my back on this. I make him look good.
I will be back with more later. I have so many good ideas.
Posted January 11, 2011on:
(That was a long title… obnoxiously long title)
Cindy sent me this interview (that I haven’t seen… shocking.) because his hair is “off the chain”. That is a direct quote by the way… and I couldn’t agree with that direct quote more.
At first glance, I thought… could this be a new interview??? But then I realized 1) probably not because there is plenty I haven’t seen and 2) if this was new, it would mean he was actually listening to a word I say… but we all know at this point he is totes mcgotes ignoring me. And 3) he is talking about his “new” album, which has been out for 2 months now. (Go get Live It Up for $3.99 if that’s still happening, or just go buy it. More on this later)
Anyway…. watch this and relive:
- He’s like the creepy guy in the elevator who stands right next to you, even if it’s only the two of you in there. And I know you are all going to comment “I would love for him to stand next to me in an elevator”, but it would be kind of weird if it were only you two and he stood right next to you… even if it was Lee bear doing it. That would call for an awkward laugh and the getting off at the next floor, no matter if it’s your stop or not.
- This is like an actual interview…. I’m impressed.
- His hair is awesome… or off the chain, if you will.
- I love how everyone said, Live It Up, didn’t sound anything like Lee D…. well he described the sound he was going for at around the 1:35 mark. Shocking. It sounds like Live It Up. What??? He wasn’t forced to release music that he didn’t want to. If this is in fact true, Crystal B. is going to be very upset, because that was her thing!
- Secret bear!! He doesn’t want people to know what his tattoo says. I’m going to take a wild guess that people know what his tattoo says (and I expect everyone to tell me)… and the camera man zooming in on his arm isn’t helping. The stalkers are just going to freeze frame that and read it.
- He can’t smile on demand… I’ll tell you the best joke to make you laugh Lee bear Ready???
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella???
Okay… compose yourself Lee bear… I need you to do some math for me. Get serious.
Okay… good. What I need is for you to calculate your sales from yesterday due to the people on Twitter promoting you. (PS You should probably send them a gift)
(and yes, he does throw his head back and sings when he is doing mathematical equations for me)
Okay… so yesterday Live It Up was on sale for $3.99, people were buying, people were donating, life was good. And on Twitter people were all a twitter (hahaha) over the sale increase, so I went over to Amazon.com to take a gander myself. (FYI this was from last night… so this might not be true this morning. So don’t freak out if he is in last place or whatever)
I don’t know what movers and shakers are, and what kind of title name that is for a music chart, but I want to be one of them. I’m pretty sure Lee D. works for Amazon , during the night shift of course, and did the math on this because 4000% is impossible.
But it’s okay, he was just rounding up to the level of awesome-ness because it’s hard to do percentages on a calculator watch.
You know what else Lee bear should round-up 4000% on??? HIS HAIR FOLLICLES.
If we could go back to those days so 1) I could continue to feel bad about the mess on top of my head 2) So, I can continue to compliment him and love him for his hair and 3) so I could eat a piece of chocolate again.
This post covered so much; old interviews, his hair, and math equations.
He’s cheap! I never thought it would come to this… Lee selling himself. Is the economy that rough?? What a slut.
SOLD!!! For $3.99! I’ve never bought anything so life-like for so cheap!
Okay I have 2 options for how you can get Lee D. for $3.99… pay careful attention.
Amazon.com is selling Live It Up for $3.99.
You can’t get shit for $3.99 in this day and age. And certainly not a full digital album. I just bought a 6″ veggie delight from Subway and it was $5.11. $5.11??! Can you believe that?? There isn’t even any dead animal on it. (and yes, it was quite delicious)
Anyway… I think you should get your fingers over to Amazon.com, get out your wallet and buy Lee bear for $3.99. And as a bonus, a random person will be selected to win actual Lee bear! So, just by chance you can be the rightful owner of all this:
He sings, plays guitar, heats up the oven, does your hair, and even gives a great thumbs up when you’re having a rough day!
WHAT A DEAL!! You could possibly have all that for only $3.99.
Now for things you definitely can’t have for $3.99:
Okay, so those were mostly food examples because Lee bear seems to be only hocking us food, and I just really wanted to use that picture of him as a child rocking the Freddy Krueger horizontal stripes. (I bet this is when he wrote “Earth Stood Still”)…. but you get the idea. $3.99 is a steal… even if you lose the special edition of owning the actual Lee bear.
And now for Option 2:
This actually will cost you nothing because ItsMyT1me is a gem and 1/2.
Let me break it down: ItsMyT1me will actually buy you Live It Up, if you can not. Yes, you read that right… the digital album will be bought for you!!
Think of it like ItsMyT1me is the pimp and Lee is the prostitute! There is a middleman, but who cares you could still own Lee D.!
If you want part of option 2… click on that picture of the tweet above and you will be sent to a place that provides you with directions… and too keep going with this awful and inappropriate analogy… it will direct you to the whorehouse.
This is great. I’m not sure what option I want to use…. either way I hope I win Lee bear! It may be the only way we get that picture.
Editors Note: Lee D. is not actually for sale but Live It Up is and you can actually purchase it with t hose 2 options above. Also, I’m pretty sure he isn’t a whore. (I couldn’t find any pictures of him looking like a man whore! Not one! It was so hard. I never thought I’d say this…but if he could be like a few more notches toward man slut, I’d appreciate it… a picture like that would have been useful to me during this sorry excuse for journalism.)