Posts Tagged ‘arrested’
And he’s suddenly hotter and the ratings for his show, Gigantic, increased 89% in the 18-24 female demographic.
He looks like this….
Ryan Rottman is his name and why they let this sex pot of a man on Nickelodeon is beyond me. No wonder girls are hitting puberty at the age of 10. I would too, if I took a look into those captivating and smoldering, dark-ish blue eyes through an HD television in my father’s office while I was supposed to be going through my multiplication flashcards.
Anyway, hottie tottie got arrested for a DUI and now all the 10-year-old girls who hit puberty will now have a drinking problem. Way to go Ryan!
-Rocco
I don’t know what this chick is complaining about. Instead of her ass being in jail for basically being a drug addict and criminal, she has to stay in her mansion and is allowed as many guests as she sees fit. Oh and she doesn’t have to submit to blood or alcohol testing.
Under the terms of her home arrest, Lohan has to stay in her house 24/7 and must not go outside. Her ankle bracelet is connected to her phone system and is centrally monitored by the Sheriff’s Department too.
The home arrest is considered a better option for the authorities because they save a lot of money with no jail costs to absorb; Lohan is not currently undergoing any blood or alcohol testing.
So, basically all her friends are coming over and she’s getting hammered. Perfect. The evening I was sent to my room and had to turn of my TV my 10 o’clock is harsher punishment and all I did was tell my Mom to “shut up”…. I didn’t steal a necklace worth thousands of dollars or violate my probation for being a coke head. Awesome.
TMZ also reports that Lindsay Lo is “just lying low” (read: too drunk to move) and “reading scripts” (read: this YouTube video)
I can’t even. If you are going to “work” while your on house arrests actually do something and not whatever that creepy-ness is above. If this is the work she will produce while serving out her punishment… end it. At least when she’s terrorizing the streets it will make for a good made for TV movie one day.
-Rocco
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This is clearly just to show a picture of Bradley Cooper and have some sort of logical explanation behind it. Not that I need one, but just in case an intellectual person is reading this and looking for the “point”.
“I was arrested when I was 15 for underage drinking. That was pretty bad. I couldn’t get my license for a year. So that was a big deal not to get your license until you are 17! That was a huge deal.”
Is it weird that I love him more because he was a 15-year-old bad ass???
-Rocco
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Don’t worry. I didn’t get arrested.
There is nothing going on in the world except Royal Wedding business, so this is all I got. I’m really sorry.
I may not post anything else today just so this stays on the top of the page.
I’m serious. Don’t test me.
-Rocco
