Posts Tagged ‘Ashley Olsen’
Really? Really Mary Kate? I get ridiculed if I walk out of the house looking like this, but you get praised? This hurts my feelings.
The one day I actually decide to brush my hair, I see this picture. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure there some sort of hilarious irony underneath it all, which is where my invitation to the 2012 Met Ball is hiding.
-Rocco
The Two Blind Mice Went To A Fashion Show… I Mean, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Went To A Fashion Show
Posted on: February 16, 2012
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I guess all the fashion was too bright for them. Or maybe the models pale skin was too luminescent.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen looked like two of the three blind mice at a show in fashion week once again! They just need smaller sunglasses.
I really wish Elizabeth Olsen was there so it could be the three blind mice. That would make this post so much funnier.
-Rocco
Bob Saget Just Creeps Me Out
Posted on: November 8, 2011
Do you ever get that weird feeling in the pit of your stomach when you watch re-runs of Full House?? Well, that weird feeling is because of Bob Saget. And maybe because of that Uncle Joey guy, but this post is about Bob.
That’s Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen with Bob Saget and I’m creeped out. I feel like this photo and his smirk could be evidence in some sort of crime. I don’t even know the crime, but I feel like it’s there.
But even more importantly, I actually like that Olsen’s outfit. I wear that outfit pretty much everyday of my life. I’m so proud of her… she doesn’t look homeless.
*shivers* Ugh! That picture.
-Rocco
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WELCOME TO WHATEVER WEDNESDAYS!!!!
I love Wednesdays for the very reason that I now justify writing whatever the hell I want about by giving it a fun name. My professor in college called it “poetic freedom”, and I now know that he made that term up just so he can write his shitty short stories about his extra marital affairs and get away with it.
Anyway, the Olsen’s are still scaring the crap out of everybody with their Siamese twin posing and orange eyeliner (as if they don’t look like the Ebola virus is eating them alive already).
I hope you all aren’t possessed after looking at these pictures because I can’t afford the exorcism bills.
-Rocco
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These girls haven’t smiled since their 3rd birthday and I blame Bob Saget.
I don’t really know why but the Olsen twins decided to don some Halloween masks (Batman and something from Star Wars that I don’t know because I’m a cool kid), but they look like they rather remake Full House than be doing this photo shoot. So, in other words… BLASTY BLAST!!
I know. I’m confused too.
-Rocco
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And no I’m not speaking of the really skinny, homeless looking one.
I’m talking about Elizabeth Olsen. She’s clearly the talented one in the family (sorry to all the massive fans of New York Minute) and she makes movies about cults, which just happened to be one of my favorite topics for History Channel documentaries. Seriously. Those people are out of their goddamn minds.
Martha Marcy May Marlene is a movie title I’ll never remember correctly and it comes out October 21st in limited theaters. So, if you are part of a cult that lives in a rural area… sorry, you won’t be able to see it.
-Rocco
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I’ve been ignoring the Amish lately and this is my shout out to them. Hey Amish heeeeey! I love you guys! I love you and your lack of electricity and your butter churning.
Ashley Olsen apparently loves the Amish too, because she looks like a little Amish wife (they have Full Houses yeah??) in this ensemble.
Ignore the fact that oufit cost more than my rent, she looks Amish. No woman in 2011 (minus any of the Duggar females) wears a skirt below their knee with a long sleeve button down. Absolutely not.
-Rocco
Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen!!!! WHOOOO!!!
Congrats you too!
US Weekly (the most trustworthy publication EVER) is reporting that J Timb is bringing his sexy right up in Ashley Olsen’s face. And literally it’s in her face because she’s about the height of a troll and she dresses like a Moroccan troll as well.
They went to a Broadway show together and that’s where I bring all my hook ups just to make sure they aren’t gay… so well-played Ashley, well-played.
I just hope she wears that head wrap everywhere . And I mean everywhere.
-Rocco
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Elizabeth Olsen is in a new movie, Martha Marcy May Marlene, and it’s received awesome reviews at the Sundance Film Festival. And that’s not the only reason I want to see this movie. I want to see it because it has 2 of my favorite elements:
1) Alliteration
2) Cults
Two fascinating topics.
Looks good right?? You are starting to think that Mary Kate and Ashley in To Grandmother’s House We Go was complete bullshit.
-Rocco
The Olsen’s Almost Smiled
Posted on: May 2, 2011
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1) YES! Will & Kate can save Britain! What they are saving them from, I have no idea… but they can do it.
2) I’d have a way bigger grin on my face if I was a billionaire.
3) I still have no idea who is who.
-Rocco
