Posts Tagged ‘Barbara Walters’
Posted December 16, 2011on:
Why she put the Kardashian’s on her Most Fascinating People list over me if she’s just thinks they’re talentless is beyond me, but if she did it just to make fun of them on National television, then it’s fine.
Babs basically tells them they suck because they don’t offer society anything useful (and no sex tapes do not count as contributing to society) and then the Kardashian women TRY to defend themselves. It’s quite hilarious.
So, to sum it up… Kim Kardashian thinks it’s challenging “being yourself” and “none of them think they have talent to sing or dance”. Correct me if I’m wrong… but Kim K. definitely released a song over the summer, so that just negates everything those idiots just said.I also love how Babs graphically describes her sex tape and then Kim K and her mom try to admit that they didn’t leak the sex tape themselves.
Though all that is awesome and uncomfortable, I love how Khloe is clearly a sister from another mister and no one in the family loves her. They all subtlety admit that.
Barbara Walters is my journalist hero.
A crazy narcissist and an ice queen are not influential according to GQ. After Bab Walter’s Most Influential People list comes out GQ announces the people who add no value you to this world. I of course looked for my name, but I’m glad GQ agrees with me that I’m awesome and that The Revolution is “a thing”.
Anyway, GQ says it’s because Mad Men has been delayed from airing until 2012 and Paltrow released an atrocious cookbook, but I think it’s because Paltrow is pretentious and pretends Cee-Lo’s “F**k You” song is hers. And it’s definitely because January Jones just had her baby so she can try to get the married man she slept with to leave his wife. Not very influential for our youth.
I don’t really know why I made this an entire post…. I guess it was just to make fun of January Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow.
The hell with Barbara Walters. I don’t know what her deal is….. how am I not fascinating?!??! I think the fact that I can watch 1 season of the Vampire Diaries in 3 days is pretty spectacular and says a lot about my dedication. It’s 22 hours worth of television goddamnit!
2011′s Most Fascinating People list has the regular awesome people like Simon Cowell, Derek Jeter, Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (from Modern Family) and I’ll even throw in Pippa Middleton, so yay for Babs on those.
But then she gets down right senile when she invited Donald Trump and Katy Perry because he’s a moron with a wig and a bad tan, and Katy Perry just makes awesome songs for Glee to cover. Those make no sense and that’s not very fascinating. Look it up Barbara!!
BUT!!!! Even worse than that, Babs stroked out when she invited…. ya ready??? THE KARDASHIANS!!
Now, there’s one more spot left on the list and they will be announced on December 14 @ 9:30 when the show airs. I’m just going to assume it’s not me because I don’t want to buy a pretty dress and get my heart-broken again.
J Biebs! Stop! All I did this morning was shower, write a few posts, got a manicure and complained how I want to fit a nap into my day. My little angel muffin has out worked me in a mere few hours.
J Biebs traded in his Christmas sweater/varsity jacket for a straight letterman jacket and his pants hanging down around his ass. He waddled right on to The View and was charming as ever.
How can people hate on this kid? He’s magical. I think he sends subliminal messages through the TV… even Barbara Walters was smitten. She’s gonna claim he’s the father of her new child.
AND THANK GOD THEY BROUGHT UP HIS “MUSTACHE”. Thank you Whoopi!
The Biebster also sang “Mistletoe” with a random Mary J Blige…. so that’s good:
I got my ass up at 10Am because I felt like on a Friday pop culture would be popping. Well, I have a confession. It’s not.
I’m actually going to post a video of Beyonce performing on The View because that’s what it’s come to.
I see a little wind action. She seriously never leaves the house without her personal wind machine.
Hardy-har-har!! It’s as if she isn’t dragging her TODDLER CHILD around while she spews that nonsense. She must be hoping we all think it’s her midget assistant, but I’m sure we all know that Sarah Palin would obviously discriminate against a minority.
You know what else is a gas??? When Barbara Walter’s is a complete bitch and basically makes fun of Bristol Palin’s “corrective jaw surgery” (I think Jay Leno has one of those too), her having “breaking her moral code” and how she will pretend not to have sex until she’s married.
The Palin’s are officially the funniest people on this planet. Seriously. Just stop with this politic shtick and get back on TLC with the shitty, yet addicting, reality TV show (please oh please put it on after Toddlers & Tiaras) because that’s where this family belongs.
When one decides to go on The Talk, instead of The View, I can only assume that person hates Babs or can’t trust themselves on The View because they will have the massive urge to punch Elisabeth Hasselbeck in the face. I understand both sides and it really just makes me want to brush David Cook’s beard with a comb more.
And thank Oprah! D Man decided to bring The Skibster along with him because The Skibster’s face needs to be seen on TV as much as possible. That’s the money-maker right there!
1) How many times has he told this American Idol story??
2) The fact that David Cook is dreaming about Simon Cowell is hot. Just saying.
3) That Asian woman in the pea green shirt is captivated by him. If you look closely at her leg muscles you can see she is trying not to lunge at him.
Mondays suck. There is never anything good and blog worthy going on, so I’m forced to post crap like this. <— I have to say this because once I do, good shit starts happening.
Anyway, if this woman could be a news reporter, why isn’t my ass sitting next to Anderson Cooper or Barbara Walters messing up my lines???
I can certainly screw up like that. In fact, I do mess up like that. If any of you heard me speak in public before, it usually ends with me stating that I can’t remember anything and how I suck at life.
I’m gonna go try out for The Today Show. I heard that woman Meredith peaced out!
PS Here’s Anderson Cooper since I lured you all here with those beautiful and silvery 5 syllables.
Posted May 20, 2011on:
I don’t believe in many things (except Oprah), but one of the few things that I do firmly believe in is that Katie Holmes is held captive by Tom Cruise. I find it very hard to believe that a woman who is 5’10 willingly marries a scientologist who may or may not be considered a little person.
DON’T TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND!!! I stick to the morals and values my parents raised me with and I was always told that if a small man who becomes the celebrity leader of the funniest religion in the world marries a cast member of Dawson’s Creek and they have a robot child from artificial insemination ….. that woman is hazed out her brain on mind altering drugs. <— That is the exact description of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s life. I now fully believe.
Anyway, Kate Holmes escaped the cellar where Tom Cruise forces her to do experiments and serve tea to Xanu and she looks great. Nothing like a little sunshine and fresh air.
I’ll let you guys know when 20/20 calls me and asks me to do an interview on the exposure of this situation.
Let me start this off by saying I’m not a religious person. I believe what I believe, and don’t really give a crap what you believe in, as long as you don’t go murdering people about it.
Now that’s out-of-the-way…. Lady Gaga is bat shit crazy and you know how I know?? Because when you start babbling about religion and God, you’re out of your goddamn mind. First she said “Born This Way” was written by the actual Lord because he sent her the lyrics, then she made out with a hot Jesus/Judas in her video, and now she’s pretty much saying that she’s the second coming.
On her tour being a religious experience:
“Yes, it is. It is a religious experience. But it’s like a pop cultural church. I never intended for the Monster Ball to be a religious experience, it just became one. … It’s more self-worship, I think, not of me. I’m teaching people to worship themselves.”
If her tour is a religious experience than everyone can stop going to church and just get HBO because her concert was on TV. You can see the messiah on your HD big screen while screaming at the kids to shut up while Jesus’ new woman is singing about Judas.
On how she doesn’t hate religion, she’s just better than it:
“Don’t say I hate institutionalised religion – rather than saying I hate those things, which I do not, what I’m saying is that perhaps there is a way of opening more doors, rather than closing so many.”
I’m not a huge fan of organized religion, but I don’t go running around saying that The Revolution is better than religion.
Lady Gaga= not sane
And, of course, how’s she a martyr:
“What I have learned the most from my fans, and what you will hear most on Born This Way, is that it is part of my destiny to take the bullets, but my heart keeps on beating. You cannot destroy me. Because I am an art piece.”
I just can’t. I can’t. She infuriates me when dumb shit like this comes out of her mouth. She does realize she is going to look ridiculous when Barbara Walters (or Lady Gaga forbid, I am!) is interviewing her while she’s in a straight jacket and gnawing on a pixie stick, right??