Posts Tagged ‘beard’
Jude Law Hasn’t Shaved In Weeks
Posted on: August 7, 2011
There’s a big difference between hipster, bearded scruff and homeless, bed bug beard. Though there’s a big difference, it’s a fine line and Jude Law just crossed into bug beard territory.
Someone gift this man with a Bic razor because when he has more hair on his chin than on the top of his head (note: receding hair-line) that’s an issue.
That is all.
-Rocco
Paul McDonald: How I’ve Missed Thee…
Posted on: May 3, 2011
… Yet, you give me no teeth. What am I to do with you??
Dig the beard though my friend.
-Rocco
Paul Rudd Is An Idiot With A Beard
Posted on: April 25, 2011
- In: Movies
- 4 Comments
Every time I read something about this movie the title switches from MY Idiot Brother to OUR Idiot Brother.
I have no idea what the actual title is… this trailer says “our”, so let’s just go with that.
Is it strange that even in the Jesus beard I think Paul Rudd is adorable?? Maybe.
-Rocco
Casey Abrams Is A Great Sales Man.
Posted on: March 31, 2011
So Mmedgar3 is obviously an angel in disguise and gave me a tip about a Jimmy Fallon clip where Jimmy Fallon impersonates Casey Abrams.
You would think I was a writer on the Jimmy Fallon show… it’s as if it’s a clip straight from my heart.
First off, Jimmy Fallon looked like this.
sex pot
Now, since this is a sham of a blog, I have no idea how to embed this video. I’m just going to assume NBC is trying to ruin my life.
Click HERE to go to a real blog and see the hilarious bit. Jimmy Fallon’s impersonations are the best thing he does.
Funny right??
And the greatest part is you know Casey Abrams is laughing his ass off about that because he doesn’t have a stick up his ass.
But seriously… he better not be in the bottom 3 tonight. It might kill him. Or me. It might kill me.
-Rocco
PS Thanks again Mmedgar3! 
Maroon 5′s Beard Makes Me Itch
Posted on: February 4, 2011
- In: Music
- 5 Comments
Maroon 5 released their music video for “Never Gonna Leave This Bed” and you can click that picture below to see it.
CLICK ME YO!
I have two complaints about this video:
1) Never put your real life girlfriend in the video Adam Levine. That’s just asking for a bad break up, and then a weekend of binge drinking while watching the video on repeat.
2) You need to shave. You’re beard makes me itch. It looks scratchy. And kind of like a homeless man. An attractive homeless man though.
The song’s okay. I’m a little over Maroon 5 lately. And that’s sad. I used to dig them.
-Rocco
Lee DeWyze = Lumber Jack
Posted on: December 14, 2010
- In: Lee DeWyze
- 7 Comments
Want me to cut down your tree miss???
I take back that hipster comment… he looks like a lumber jack.
All plaided out and bearded like a mountain man.
And I think he was in Portland, Oregon where I imagine there are plenty of trees that are cut down (not that they should be…I’m against deforestation and Lee bear better be too!)
Hey Lee bear… Ke$ha has something to say to you!
-Rocco
PS Thanks again Red Beanie Blog…. everyone should go there. Like now.
Nice Stache!
Posted on: October 19, 2010
I don’t know who this guy is but check out the great combo of the stache and beard. Artistic.
And after my stealth investigation skills this stached out man is Jimmy McMillan. He is running for the Governor of New York under the party name “The Rent Is Too Damn High”.
I’m not even joking one bit. I’m going to go get even more information off of Wikipedia right now.
-Rocco
