Posts Tagged ‘Believe’
I don’t really see a mustache in this photo because one, I’m pretty sure he has no body hair whatsoever and two, his lip gloss is (poppin’) and reflecting too much shine in the camera. It’s causing a glare.
-Rocco
Canadians Are Taking Over The World: The Justin Bieber And Drake Edition
Posted on: February 27, 2013
Justin Bieber is releasing “Right Here” featuring Drake as his new single and this clearly means Canada is financially more stable than America. I’m not sure why this is the case but I just have a feeling.
I mean, look at this fancy lyric video for the jam.
It’s going to be really uncomfortable for me when I have to choose who I’m more into during the actual video, Justin Bieber or Drake. I’m just hoping they are both stoned.
-Rocco
Don’t Piss Off Justin Bieber (Or Try To Castrate Him) Because He’ll Throw A Water Bottle At You
Posted on: December 13, 2012
GANGSTAAAAA!
But seriously, some crazy man in prison, who has a tattoo of Justin Bieber’s face on his body, had this crazy ass plan to escape just to murder (and castrate because that’s normal) Justin Bieber. Umm rude much?
I mean, it’s one thing for a crazy jailed sociopath to want to KILL Justin Bieber (I mean, I get that his pants around his ass are very obnoxious), but wanted to castrate the person whose face is tattooed on your body seems way to crazy for me to comprehend.
It’s okay though. J Biebs is safe. And even if crazy man DID escape, like I said above— he has his water bottle. SICKBURN!
-Rocco
Those are Osh Kosh overalls. OSH KOSH BIGOSH they are appropriate!
Justin Bieber looks like a train conductor— on the train of fashion of the FUTURE!
People were hating on the Biebs because he was wearing overalls when he met some Canadian government official wearing overalls. People lost their minds, and I don’t really understand why. To me not only are those overalls appropriate and fashionable— Canadian government officials don’t really count.
That fake Canadian government official is just glad that Justin isn’t in his droopy ass leggings.
Oh and J Biebs had this to say after the internet spent actual valuable time losing their minds over this:
“The pic of me and the Prime Minister was taken in a room in the arena where i was performing at that day. I walked straight from my meet and greet to him, if you “Hayley” expect me to have a change of clothes let a loan [sic] a suit at that specific time that’s crazy, It wasn’t like it was like I was going into his environment we were at a hockey arena. Wow am i ever white trash hayley peterson lol.”
That statement isn’t even in proper English– it makes me really believe he wrote it and the fake Canadian government needs to check on their schools.
-Rocco
It Super Uncomfortable To Watch Justin Bieber Perform And Gawk At The Victoria’s Secret Models
Posted on: November 9, 2012
The Leonardo DiCaprio New Girlfriend Search, colliqually known as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, was taped the other night and for some reason Justin Bieber performed.
Now, I’m all down for Justin Bieber performances, but when he’s just clearly a horny 18 year old kid it makes everything and everyone uncomfortable.
Just look at these pictures and you automatically feel like his mother who needs to sit down with him and have “the talk”.
The poor kid doesn’t even know where to look. That dumb toy skirt is just as interesting as her boobs. Justin Bieber’s head must have exploded after that.
And another question– am I the only female who doesn’t actually wear these bras and underwear. They look uncomfortable as shit.
ANNNNND— good luck Leo DiCaprio— hope you found a new lady friend 
-Rocco
Crazy People Will Sue Justin Bieber For Just About Everything— And I Mean Everything
Posted on: October 24, 2012
I’m just going to jump right into this because it’s too funny not to. Basically, a crazy ass man, claiming to be Selena Gomez’s biological father, is suing J Biebs for stealing his credit card to get a penis enlargement.
I know it’s uncomfortable to imagine that, but just wait until you read the rest of the excerpts of this lawsuit and you’ll see why this is super hilarious and I can’t wait until ONE of the Law & Order’s turn this into a primetime special.
-”Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
- “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
- “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
- “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “
If anyone should be suing anyone, it’s Katy Perry. Bitch should be suing Usher for using her hit song “Firework” without attaining the rights to it.
-Rocco
I know you all already know where I’m going with this, but I’m going to tell my side anyway.
All last week, Justin Bieber was supposedly fearing “personal footage” that was going to be released after being stolen from his computer and camera while on tour. Along with the other news sources and bloggers (and yes, I consider The Revolution a news source) I fell for it. I was so worried that a sex tape or nude photos of Bieber were going to be released and not only was I going to be scarred for life, but I was going to be mocked by my peers for always defending Justin Bieber. You can read my freak out HERE.
See? I freaked the f**k out. Well, my freaking the f**k out was over nothing because Justin Bieber made fools of us all. It was a hoax. A giant/genius PR stunt all for his new music video “Beauty and the Beat”.
“Beauty and the Beat” was the personal footage. I’m an idiot for falling for this, but I love it all so much.
It starts off like Paranormal Activity and then it turns into a pool party jamboree.
HOW CAN YOU HATE ON THIS KID?!?!? I’m obsessed with the Biebs and I think I love him even more after he pulled this off and directed/filmed his own music video.
He’s adorable and fun and just my favorite person. YOU GO BIEBS!!
But just don’t “body rock” on Nicki Minaj again— that made me uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as those nude pics would have been.
-Rocco
I’m just not emotionally prepared for this. I defend Justin Bieber to the death (really until the guy threatens to break up with me because I won’t stop talking about the Biebs) and say he’s an angel muffin, but I can’t defend a sex tape. Angel muffins don’t have sex tapes. It’s just too awkward.
Let me slow down and explain.
Geez I hope no one steals my shit and takes this photo- J Biebs
Justtin got some shit stolen while on tour and he tweeted about it to express his dismay. And while expressing his dismay that his computer and camera were stolen he basically hinted at some saucy photos:
- sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy.
- yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other’s property
- i had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect
Hashtag LAME! Hashtag NO RESPECT! Hashtag HOPEFULLY NOT A SEX TAPE!
Poor Biebs. Stop stealing his shit!
And it got even more real when a crazy person on Twitter started throwing some shade Biebs’ way by tweeting him some serious cryptic and creepy messages. Like so creepy FBI should step in.
Again, I can’t handle all this. Check on me at noon because apparently that is when I will “feel differently”..
-Rocco
Justin Bieber writes/co writes good pop music. That is not a debate-able (Is that a word? It is now.) fact.
Have you heard “Fall”? I mean the metaphors of flying and falling and love make me sick— SICK WITH ENVY THAT I DIDN’T WRITE IT.
Check out Justin Bieber’s acoustic version of “Fall”.
How can you hate on the Biebs after that? YOU CAN’T!
-Rocco
I was the shittiest college student you ‘d ever meet. I didn’t go to my first college party until my second year and I ended up getting so wasted on jungle juice (if you don’t know what that is.. don’t even ask) thinking I’d talk to the boy I liked there that I ended up sitting in the corner by myself, then crying to my BFF and panicking for her to get me out of the party when the cops came to break it up. Good times.
Anyway, long story short I was shitty at any college drinking game. Flip cup? I can’t chug— and my BFF just taught me to pour the drink down my shirt and pretend I drank it. And beer pong? There was actually a small fraction of a moment between my soberness and me vomiting in the toilet that I got a ball or two in a cup, but that’s about it.
Okay— the point of this post is not me regaling stories of my youth, it’s to wish I was in college now so I can underage drink and play beer pong with Justin Bieber.
He looks like he’s stepping in for a “celebrity shot” which is perfect because he’s obviously a guest at that Frat house AND is an actual celebrity.
Frat boys— so funny and ironic, aren’t they?
-Rocco
