Posts Tagged ‘Blake Shelton’
Girl has no shame. Ya gotta give her that.
I hope someone wifes up JLH soon, because she’s just foaming at the mouth at any man who has a pulse. First, she followed Robert Pattinson and went to a meet & greet, and then she tried to seduce Ben from the Bachelor via Twitter and now she’s going on talk shows to try and set herself up with Adam Levine.
Hey you! Levine... your single now??
Jennifer Love Hewitt was on The Ellen DeGeneres show promoting her new show where I think she plays a hooker/massage therapist, but of course it turned into her being a creepy single girl:
“I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying. Look, we would be cute.”
UH OH! Blake Shelton better watch out.
OMG that Party Of Five ho better back off - Blake!
I hope Adam Levine at least makes out with the girl.
-Rocco
I mean, that’s what this is really about right???
Adam Levine quit his supermodel girlfriend, Anne V (I have no idea who that is) because the world almost saw her hoo hah on Grammy night and her and Adam shot videos together and took countless professional photos together and that’s a sure sign your asses will no longer sleep together.
“Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best.”
So, in other words she found lover letters between him and Blake Shelton. Hot.
This country really needs a power couple. Prince Harry and I can’t do all the work.
-Rocco
Blake Shelton Wants To Make Out With Adam Lambert (And By That I Mean LEVINE), But Who Doesn’t?
Posted on: March 13, 2012
- In: The Voice
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(That’s what I get for writing this at 6:30AM! We’re gonna leave that mistake in the title because that’s how we roll at The Revolution)
Blake Shelton is just man enough to admit it!
“All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on Adam. It blows me away people can pick up on that just by watching that on television. I want to kiss him. I want to kiss him so bad. I don’t care if it’s mutual or not. Can you honestly tell me that you don’t have a little bit of a crush on Adam? He’s sexy, is the word I’m using.”
Well, we know one person who will be buying Levine’s fragrance and spraying it on his pillowcase.
Let’s throw in one more awkward photo of the two to beef this post up…
This Is Your Token Super Bowl Post Part 2: Everything I Could Find On The Shenanigans
Posted on: February 6, 2012
- In: Tidbits
- 3 Comments
So, I got sucked into watching the actual super bowl at work last night (as opposed to the Puppy bowl… damn cute dogs), and this is the sum up of everything that led to the giants being perfect and awesome.
1) Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert sang “America The Beautiful” and made me hope they never ever get divorced because than America will not be beautiful. I also realized Blake Shelton was just promoting The Voice.
2) Kelly Clarkson sang the national anthem way better than Christina Aguilera did last year. And her bangs looked great!
3) Some game stuff happened. Tom Brady probably shed some tears and Eli Manning threw the ball down the field like he was getting paid millions to do so.
4)
To be continued……
-Rocco
I don’t know what else he ruined but I’m pretty sure he was married before Miranda Lambert, so we can safely say he ruined that marriage. And
Footloose is hitting theaters next week, so of course that means the worst song in history needs to be remade. (So, I guess Blakey ruined an already bad thing??? I don’t know, I’m not a philosopher)
“Footloose” the song is in my top 5 least favorite songs, and the only thing I’m thankful is for the fact they didn’t try to put a 2011 melody to the dumb lyrics. So, please Louise let it be over quick.
Why wasn’t Kevin Bacon in this music video?? I hate Kevin Bacon and I wanted a cameo, so that’s saying a lot.
-Rocco
- In: The Voice
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They should just perform for an hour each week on television and scrap the talent competition. There is enough of that on TV. I want to see Adam Levine and Blake Shelton (my new cowboy crush) perform every week. But they can even leave Cee- Lo Green at home, because he wears red velour suits and it’s 2011.
Blake Shelton, you’ve never looked so out-of-place in your life and my god can Christina Aguilera sing.
I watched this again and Blake Shelton is still super awkward and out-of-place.
-Rocco
The Voice: The Lone Mormon Edition
Posted on: May 4, 2011
- In: The Voice
- 6 Comments
The Voice is my new favorite show that I don’t watch in real time.
Okay… apparently there is only 1 gay Mormon (that we know of) but I’m gonna need this guy to win. For all the gay Mormons in the world, because I feel like they are frowned upon usually.
But, before we get into all that… Raquel sings “Bleeding Love” and I love this song… I’m glad she isn’t a sucky 16-year-old and Adam Levine hates her.
I’m shocked that Christina Aguilera didn’t push the button within 5 seconds because she could totally turn this around and make it about her. Oh, but wait, Christina Aguilera isn’t J Lo.
And now… for the gay Mormon singing a song that everyone hates. Make yourself more of a minority… please.
Rocco thinks I'm from Utah
Darren Criss… you better watch your warbler ass… the Mormons could take over. And Blake Shelton wasted no time.
I see a wedding band?? Are gay Mormons allowed to be married??!?!?? Who is feeding me this information??
If he is neither a mormon or a gay man… I apologize. I blame the internet for having false info land in my lap.
And this was satisfying-ly obnoxious, yet adorable.
Okay, so that’s who I judged by their song choice and their faces. Any one else I should check out, besides the sexiness of Blake Shelton??
Carson Daly is the best part of this show… they need more of him.
-Rocco
- In: The Voice
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I stole that from Adam Levine.
I didn’t watch The Voice last night because there was just too many options of television and that stresses me out. So, instead I just went to another blog and judged a book by its cover (the exact opposite point of this show, because that how I roll ) and listened to random people.
Frenchie Davis took off her clothes, got kicked of American Idol, shaved her head, and may or may not be a lesbian.
I give her props for still auditioning for shit. I would have gave up years ago and just married up in economic status.
Tje has the funniest name on the planet. I’m pretty sure his mother just grabbed letters out of hat to make that name. But, he has fun hair and sings Bruno Mars. Cool.
I don’t like his name. Maybe he should add more letters??
Patricka has a cowboy hat and will quickly become best friends with Blake Shelton. Aren’t all cowboys bros??? Probably. He didn’t sing the Kris with A K song like I thought this was going to be… duh. <— That’s what I get for judging a book by its cover.
Christina Aguilera obviously hates him.
Elowen. Is this the group name, her name, or his name?? I’m obsessed with everyone’s title.
I like this. I like her dress. And that boy is probably Amish. I’m now obsessed with him. But he’s married and now I have to be a home wrecker. Great.
This show confuses me. So, it’s a competition between the judges too??? I don’t get it. I like it though. I’m just gonna do it this way each week, so hopefully you’re down with that.
I’m just really glad Adam Levine will be on TV every week. He’s very attractive. I also have a crush on Blake Shelton. Perfect. I can’t watch TV unless I’m attracted to a man on the screen… that’s just the way I am.
-Rocco
- In: Television
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It may come from my love of “Genie In A Bottle” and seeing Christina Aguilera, it may come from the sexiness that is Adam Levine, it may be that Carson Daly is employed again, it may even be from my surprise attraction to Blake Shelton, but it will definitely be from The Voice‘s tagline…. ‘Close your eyes and open your ears‘.
Whoever came up with that should be awarded with an award that gives them a lot of money and forces everyone in the world to love them. It’s genius and it give my the goosies. (Yes, I stole that from J Lo. What is my life turning into???)
Maybe I’m just super emotional because I’m a female and I cry over anything (gender issues right there), but that promo alone made me want to cry.
The Voice premieres on April 26th and according to my Rainman brain that is not the night of American Idol, so I will be watching this and crying and live-ish blogging if my tears don’t block my vision or soak my keyboard to the point of malfunction.
(I don’t know why I just made myself sound like an emotional wreck. I promise… I’m an actual human being that has their shit together.)
-Rocco
- In: Television
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Even the title sends shivers up and down my spine. THE VOICE! I hope an announcer with a deep and sexy voice booms that title out during the credits. Any other way would be a disgrace to our country and to all things reality TV.
I’ve never wanted to watch a show more. American Idol just may be dead to me.
In case you’re blind (which means you wouldn’t be able to read this anyway)… that’s Adam Levine, Cee-Lo, Christina Aguilera, and Blake Shelton (I blindly trusted a stranger with that last guy… so blame them if that’s not his name)
What I’ve learned:
1) That is in fact Blake Shelton and I should trust strangers more often.
2) Christina Aguilera is beautiful.
3) It’s snowing right now in NYC and I’m gonna kill myself because IT’S MARCH!!! and that means no more snow.
4) Carson Daly is employed again and the pop culture world is set straight on its axis.
I'm here to save the world
5) Blind auditions are pretty genius.
If this is on the same night as Idol…. I’m may combust from this internal decision.
And I’m pretty sure this will be the demise to what I have left of my personal relationships.
-Rocco
