Posts Tagged ‘blues music’
I Didn’t Realize They Had Talent Shows At The Meth House. Good For Amy Winehouse
Posted on: June 19, 2011
- In: Music
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I don’t even know where to begin with this.
Oh wait I do… I know now what a meth head looks like when they attempt to perform.
Girl is actually scratching her track marks. She is itching like a crack addict. And the least of her problems is she can’t even remember the words to the great songs she wrote.
This isn’t even funny.
Don’t so drugs kids.
-Rocco
Crystal Bowersox (she needs a nickname because one, her name is too long and two, that “X” really throws me off my flow) doesn’t know how to play the harmonica.
And I know that was the title, but that’s all I really got from this.
She was at SXSW festival, and Crystal had that guy who plays the harmonica, like a mofo might I add, from Blues Traveler play the harmonica for her.
It was pretty damn cool, because I can’t even make a squeak out of a harmonica. Swear to Oprah that’s true. I got kicked out of my elementary school playground band because of it…. it still hurts to talk about.
By the way… his name is John Popper. I hope people call him by his last name and last name only. It’s the only way.
-Rocco
ONE LESS! ONE LESS!!! *double dutch*
Wow… after I just typed that I realized that the “one less ” campaign is the prevention for HPV, NOT diabetes. Oopsie!! It’s too funny though (I’m cracking up,) so I’m gonna leave it. You know the commercial I’m talking about right???
Every time I have my hair in braids I must break out in a mock double dutch scenario and the HPV theme song. That happened like once in my life… but if my hair is ever in braids again… I’ll do it.
Anyway… Crystal Bowersox does great work with the diabetes campaign because she, unfortunately, has it. This time her and BB King are kicking it and making a commercial for the one TOUCH campaign (see why I got confused??)
They should have broke out in song and/or doubled dutch-ed. Just saying.
Oh and she should stick to music… but it’s for a good cause so I’ll let that slide.
-Rocco
