Posts Tagged ‘blues music’
Do you think if I move to Washington DC, Barak Obama will let me work for him?? I’ll do anything, but I really want to help him get ready for his big musical numbers.
President Barak Obama made an encore performance at some White House Blues night (Don’t ask me why they are doing this?? As much as I love Obama… shouldn’t he be hard at work protecting human rights, my uterus, and ya know working me into the budget so I can work with him???), Obama grabbed the mic from BB King (who by the way, I can’t believe isn’t dead yet because him and Crystal Bowersox to those diabetes commercials.) to belt out some tunes and lock down his re-election the way he does best: CHARM THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE WITH HIS SWAG!
How can people possibly want Mitt Romney or Newt after this??
He needs to be re-elected because the next 4 years will be one giant Glee episode and we all really need that.
Posted June 19, 2011on:
I don’t even know where to begin with this.
Oh wait I do… I know now what a meth head looks like when they attempt to perform.
Girl is actually scratching her track marks. She is itching like a crack addict. And the least of her problems is she can’t even remember the words to the great songs she wrote.
This isn’t even funny.
Don’t so drugs kids.
Crystal Bowersox (she needs a nickname because one, her name is too long and two, that “X” really throws me off my flow) doesn’t know how to play the harmonica.
And I know that was the title, but that’s all I really got from this.
She was at SXSW festival, and Crystal had that guy who plays the harmonica, like a mofo might I add, from Blues Traveler play the harmonica for her.
It was pretty damn cool, because I can’t even make a squeak out of a harmonica. Swear to Oprah that’s true. I got kicked out of my elementary school playground band because of it…. it still hurts to talk about.
By the way… his name is John Popper. I hope people call him by his last name and last name only. It’s the only way.
ONE LESS! ONE LESS!!! *double dutch*
Wow… after I just typed that I realized that the “one less ” campaign is the prevention for HPV, NOT diabetes. Oopsie!! It’s too funny though (I’m cracking up,) so I’m gonna leave it. You know the commercial I’m talking about right???
Every time I have my hair in braids I must break out in a mock double dutch scenario and the HPV theme song. That happened like once in my life… but if my hair is ever in braids again… I’ll do it.
Anyway… Crystal Bowersox does great work with the diabetes campaign because she, unfortunately, has it. This time her and BB King are kicking it and making a commercial for the one TOUCH campaign (see why I got confused??)
They should have broke out in song and/or doubled dutch-ed. Just saying.
Oh and she should stick to music… but it’s for a good cause so I’ll let that slide.