Posts Tagged ‘Boardwalk Empire’
It’s uncanny.
Actually, I probably couldn’t pick out a photo of the real Allen Ginsberg even if it was labeled with a yellow Post-It sticky, but I imagine he looks a lot like Daniel Radcliffe looks like in these photos.
I’m also not really sure that this movie is about, but let’s hope Daniel Radcliffe and Jack Huston (the other hottie tottie above who is known for his role in Boardwalk Empire) and him make out. I mean, they look smitten, so that could totally happen.
I need to stalk the set of this film asap.
-Rocco
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So, excited he didn’t sleep for a week before hand.
Did Boardwalk Empire win a lot of awards?? I hope it did. I especially hope that Michael Pitt won an awards because the poor guy got shot in the face and it was the greatest acting I’ve ever seen.
-Rocco
Michael Pitt. You Are Hot.
Posted on: December 23, 2011
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I’m really sad *spoiler alert* that Michael Pitt got shot in the face during the season finale of Boardwalk Empire, because he is an attractive fella. Tis the season of hotties apparently, and it’s a sad thing Santa allowed Steve Buscemi to shoot Michael Pitt in the face… TWICE! UGH! (Clearly, I’m trying to mention Christmas as much as possible just so I can tag it. Priorities people)
Right?? I enjoy his face mucho.
Feliz Navidad. See what I did there??
-Rocco
Paz De La Huerta’s Halloween Costume Doesn’t Count Because She Dresses Like This Everyday
Posted on: October 31, 2011
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(I’m sorry. I’m obsessed with celebrity Halloween costumes today)
I love love LOVE Boardwalk Empire. Like, so much. True story: I leave social functions early so I can watch the show. It’s an obsession. And I have a strange attraction to Richard Harrow who literally has half a face, so I should probably be in therapy.
But that’s neither here nor there.
Anyway, Paz De La Huerta has the most annoying name on this planet and she plays Lucy on Boardwalk Empire. SHE IS A HOT MESS. On and off the show.
In real life she looks like this….
And on Halloween she looked like this…
How is that a Halloween costume?? She actually looks more like a human being on Halloween and that’s when you are allowed to look insane. She does not understand American customs.
Watch Boardwalk Empire please. <— that was the only reason for this post.
-Rocco
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That doesn’t really shock me, but I’m going to turn this into a story because I love the Obama family. I want them to adopt me. Am I too old for adoption??
Anyway, Mr. and Mrs. Obama are probably the most decent parents on the planet because they don’t let their girls watch those famewhores.
Well, now this is an awkward shirt.
Like most moms, Mrs. Obama regulates television and screen time. The first daughters are not allowed to watch television or be on the computer during the week unless it is related to schoolwork and they can watch limited television on weekends. Are any shows off limits? “Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians — when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much,” said the First Lady, “but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.“
Mrs. Obama: Now, girls… what did you learn from Kim Kardashian and that wedding special??
Obama girls whose names escape me: Uhhhh….????
Mrs. Obama: If your answer isn’t “that bitch is crazy” than go to your room.
Mr. Obama: I do like how they created jobs for all those people who worked on that wedding.
Mrs. Obama: Good point *fist bump*
That’s how imagine Sunday night television goes at the White House. And then they all watch Boardwalk Empire because prohibition and gangsters are apart of American History. It’s like school for the weekend.
-Rocco
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But is there really any other way for this show to go?? Probably not.
Boardwalk Empire is a HBO hit and it deals with gangsters, prohibition, and other things that happened in the 1920′s-1930′s. This isn’t a history blog so pick up a book, or just watch this show.
Boardwalk Empire returns September 25th.
-Rocco
From Pete Wentz to Vincent Piazza is a total upgrade!
That fine piece of cannoli cream portrays famous gangster Lucky Luciano in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire.
And that’s all I really have to say. Is that for once in my life I’m jealous of Ashlee Simpson. Even after her nose job I didn’t feel this green with envy…. and all I want for Christmas is a nose job!
-Rocco
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I apologize for this. This is all that everyone seems to be talking about….. geez you would think it was a big night for Hollywood or something. I can’t imagine what the Oscars is going to look like… what a shit show.
Here are some great moments from the night:
Natalie Portman laughing at something that only she thinks is funny. Maybe it’s her husband’s last name. His name is Ben Millepied. I crack up every time I hear that. Could you imagine marrying someone by the last name of Millepied. Rocco Millepied??? It sounds like a new species that has hundreds of legs and a great sense of humor.
I know Natalie… that’s hilarious. But remember that’s your new last name, not mine. Not so funny now is it??
I really wish everyone would stop complaining about Ricky Gervais. He was funny. Comedians are allowed to make jokes about people… especially their celebrity peers. Plus… what he said is true and therefore immediately funny. Hollywood needs to relax.
He should host every thing from here on out. And I know you’re saying “Rocco… what about Ryan Seacrest?? He’s such a great host!”… Ricky Gervais could injure Ry Ry with a swift karate chop to the mouth. And then voila! Done! Gone! No threat.
And the award that was given off-screen was Hot Mess of the Night
I don’t know this woman’s name (I know, I’m a sorry excuse for a blogger) but she plays Lucy on Boardwalk Empire and she is pretty much naked and having sex with Steve Buscemi every time she is on film. Apparently, she was a waste case last night and this picture says it all. She is just loving that pose and loving flask of vodka in her clutch.
I totally need to get to one of these shows this year and be a correspondent for something. I’m going to make up my own press pass.
-Rocco
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I just got up and I still have no idea who won… and again.. it’s not that big of a deal to me right now. I’d rather look at pictures. And hopefully you do too.
I’m not really stunned into silence from his beauty… but my roommate is obsessed with him this week so I feel obligated to mention him at least once. He’s alright… good actor though.
Joseph Gordon Levitt
I like this kid. 10 Things I Hate About You, 500 Days Of Summer, Inception….. rock star.
Matthew Morrison
He’s charming… and I had no teachers like him in high school, which is probably a good thing in my case.
Darren Criss
This kid is starting to annoy me… why is he wearing those glasses? If he doesn’t make out with Kurt by the nest episode I’m going to be pissed.
Corey Monteith
This kid is NOT annoying me… I heart him. He does look a little stupid in that bow tie though.
Matt Damon and Robert DeNiro
I just really enjoy Robert DeNiro. I mean have you seen anything he has done with Martin Scorsese??? He’s awesome!! Matt Damon is good too…
Hayden Panettiere and her giant boyfriend
How does this even work?? Seriously… doesn’t the law of physics inhibit this situation???
Camilla Belle
This girl is always around, but I’m not too sure what she does. I can’t tell you one movie she has been in… so I’m not sure what she does exactly. If someone could let me know…. that’d be great.
I heard Boardwalk Empire beat out Mad Men for Best Drama Series and THANK OPRAH!!! That show is so great, I’m glad it got some recognition. The mob and bootleggers always beats men in suits who cheat on their wives and complain about having lots of money and power.
-Rocco
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That’s Michael Pitt… he is on Boardwalk Empire (awesome, awesome show… you should probably watch it so we can continue this relationship) and he was in the movie Murder By Numbers and was on Dawson’s Creek, and other stuff back in the day.
In the above picture he was at some high society event in NYC last night and this is what he looked like when he showed up. The suit looks wonderful… dapper and swag-tastic. And I know people will judge the hair and facial hair… but I don’t care that he looks like a homeless man who found a 3 piece suit lying on a park bench. I <3 him. He looks like Miley Cyrus with those pursed lips.
See the resemblance??
This photograph stunned me. I stared at it for about 2 minutes, analyzed it, and then decided to tell you my thoughts about it.
Here is Michael Pitt in action circa Boardwalk Empire…. (ps some of these are a little violent.. so if you don’t like gangster stuff then you should pass)
Hope you enjoyed my rant on Michael Pitt that involved Miley Cyrus.
-Rocco
