Posts Tagged ‘Boyfriend music video’
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“Boyfriend” was finally released in full and it’s the video that makes the least sense out of all his videos, and yes I’m including the “One Less Lonely Girl” video where he stalks a girl he sees in the laundromat.
“Boyfriend” is 2 videos in one because he can’t decide which version makes him more manly: the bass thumping speaker, silhouetted video? Or the Fast & Furious hang out session with a girl that looks like a 40-year-old next to him?
It’s hard to decide I get it.
Doing donuts in the parking lot?? Swaggie.
-Rocco
Since Justin Bieber is just taking his sweet ass time releasing the video for “Boyfriend” (Seriously… who is editing this music video? Rainman? GET ON IT!) all we have is a parody video about kidnapping Justin Bieber.
Again, it’s funny because it’s true.
-Rocco
Justin Bieber… Your “Boyfriend” Video Teasers Are Making Less And Less Sense
Posted on: April 10, 2012
Just release the stupid video already because these teasers are getting more confusing.
The 1st was great. It had J Biebs and lady hands touching him to the beat. That I understand.
The 2nd one? A swing on fire and a drowning J Biebs.
And now this one?? A weird-looking ring/weapon, J Bieb’s eyes, and Michael Jackson’s ghost.
This is all very strange.
What is taking so long to edit this video? The song is 2 1/2 minutes.
-Rocco
Justin Bieber Is Getting Out Of Control With These “Boyfriend” Video Teasers
Posted on: April 4, 2012
Clearly the video has been created. Stop showing us slow motion, Nicolas Cage moves and dramatic “look over the shoulder while wearing a hoodie” shots and just show us the goddamn video!!
Could you imagine if I was a teenager? There’s be no living with me.
What does that even mean, J Biebs??
-Rocco
I can’t wait to see Billboard tomorrow. “Boyfriend” better be #1 on the Hot 100, because The Biebs is hitting the green screen hard trying to sell this single and make history. And it’s all sorts of creepy.
I really have no graceful way to end this… I just really wanted to show you guys those videos because no one else sits around in the morning Googling “Justin Bieber”.
-Rocco
APRIL FOOLS! NOT! You’re not funny!!
Yesterday, on April Fool’s day, people are obnoxious on twitter and Facebook (no, you’re fooling me that you’re pregnant and joking that you have cancer is actually not funny at all, it just makes you an asshole) and Justin Bieber was not immune to being obnoxious. I thought they didn’t celebrate this dumb day in Canada.
That’s not funny because 1) the Exorcist is a true story and your neck moving in a 360 degree manner is never appropriate and 2) I really want to see more of the “Boyfriend” video.
-Rocco
First, he drops “Boyfriend”, which is just a sick nasty beat.
Second, in that sick nasty beat he literally invented a word; Swaggie. Know it. Use it. I can’t even tell you what part of speech it is… that’s how awesome it is.
Third, the 20 second teaser of the music video for “Boyfriend” is insane. Insanely good.
Justin Timberlake can go get married, live on a farm and raise 27 kids with Mary from 7th Heaven for all I care. He’s dead to me. Justin Bieber is now filling the void that J Timb once did.
You all are dying to see where those hands are coming from aren’t you??
-Rocco
