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Justin Bieber Was An Accident.
Posted on: July 19, 2012
Have you ever seen Never Say Never? Well, you should because it’s an inspiring movie— it makes you believe in a higher being.
And if you want to really analyze it…. it’s a giant anti-abortion ad.
Never say “never” . And “abortion”… don’t say that either.
True story. If Patty (No. I didn’t have to Google his mother’s name– I just knew it) decided not to have a baby as a teenager, the world would be sans a Justin Bieber. And by that I mean, we’d all be super into cannibalism and when we weren’t each others faces we’d be force to listen to Cody Simpson. Probably. Justin Bieber has saved this world.
See my point? Anyway, Justin sees it too:
You know what wasn’t an accident? This outfit. Swaaaaagie!
“She’s amazing… I was definitely an accident. It’s great my mom is super young, she’s a friend and a mom. She’s always been really strict, she still keeps me in line.”
It’s nice angel muffin knows his place in the world; as a savior of this planet.
Thank you, Patty.
-Rocco
Maybe he’s just light years ahead of us. He’s a fashion innovator.
I’m just going to post a few photos of Justin Bieber looking cooler than I do on my best day.
It’s almost as if he’s in an adorable gang of angel muffins that sing and dance their way through issues.
-Rocco
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I believe in a higher being now.
You will believe too after hearing the mashup our souls have been waiting for and we didn’t even now it.
NSync’s “Girlfriend” and Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend”:
But seriously— how did we all think Lance Bass was straight?
-Rocco
What I’m about to tell you is a true story: I woke up Saturday morning to my mother saying “your boy Justin Bieber got cited for speeding—- and by that I mean dangerously driving at 100MPH”.
Excuse me sir, you have a nice car but you drive it too fast
Justin Bieber was being a speed demon in his car that’s too cool for school, because he says the paparazzi were chasing him.
I’m going to believe this because Justin Bieber wouldn’t lie about this and also it’s not hard to believe that the paparazzi found him and chased him because his car is super shiny and not at all inconspicuous. He should probably drive around in a Chevy or a Ford…. or rollerblades and he’ll blend right in with the rest of us.
-Rocco
First off, his hair looks great. Second, his leather/denim convo looks fantastic. Third, acoustic “Boyfriend” is ridiculous yet has a swaggie appeal to it.
If only the tweens would shut up.
This crowd can not sing.
By the way, Justin Bieber’s Believe has the biggest debut of the year with 347,000 records sold. Suck it Madonna— your crypt keeper arms can’t hold onto that record.
-Rocco
Whether it’s a 3 minute competition of sorts or an awkward half hour interview on YouTube, when Justin Bieber and Jimmy Fallon are together it’s usually funny.
I’m just going to post the videos and assume you’ll watch them. I actually only watched the first one, because contrary to your beliefs– I do not have time to sit and watch a 37 minute video of J Biebs talking… unfortunately.
The best part is at the 33 minute mark when Justin Bieber regaled us all with the tale of is concussion in Paris. He’s seriously the best story-teller I have ever heard– I only got bored like 3 times.
(And I swear I just happened to skip to the end… I didn’t really listen watch the entire video)
-Rocco
Wow. Good Story Justin Bieber.
Posted on: June 25, 2012
Justin Bieber has really run out of anecdotes for interviews:
No wonder the bear was so attracted to Bieber— that polyester, purple jacket is so so shiny!
-Rocco
And it’s called “Girlfriend”. Get it? Because his song is called “Boyfriend”? Clever for a 18-year-old, dontcha think?
J Biebs will also perform at the 2012 Much Music Awards tonight on FUSE.
This perfume announcement/ Much Music Awards fact was just an excuse for me to post the picture above and question why he’s wearing a giant, gold pinky ring?? Is he a pimp now?
Next fragrance will be entitled ” DA PIMP!”.
-Rocco
PS The Revolution will be slow and sparse (or completely non existent) with the news (and super late with it, so deal with it) through Tuesday night—- I’m taking over the world. My sincerest apologies but let’s get through this together.
HEAR ME OUT!
First off, he’s 18 so it’s legal and not creepy, so back off. Second, he’s talking in a British accent for 4 minutes.
Just imagine if Justin Bieber was actually British. Could you imagine his star power??!??!!?
A British Angel Muffin always trumps a Canadian Angel Muffin— scientifically proven.
You all have a little bigger crush on Justin Bieber and feel weird about it, right? It’s okay… just let the feeling happen.
Cheerio!
-Rocco
What’s with he sequin face mask?? He’s not even in Asia (I see people in Asia with face masks, not as cool as Justin’s, all the time).
J Biebs was in London looking like a goddamn weirdo. That concussion clearly affected him more than we thought because walking around with a sequined face mask is just strange.
I mean, it’s kind of a look the more I stare at it. He might be on to something.
And let’s also note that the face mask with the jewels is probably worth more than if you tried to sell me on the black market. I just want it known that he’s definitely walking around with $50,000 wrapped around his face.
-Rocco
