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If you aren’t laughing at the obvious penis jokes from the title of that tour, then you have the mind of a mature adult.

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That’s really all I wanted to say.

Seriously— where’s  my Peabody?

-Rocco

Jordan Knight is making a f**king comeback.

BOYZ II MEN!?!?! Or 3 Wise Boyz II Men.

I can get down with the bible if it was as poptastic like this.

-Rocco

God Justin Bieber is just being shoved down our throat with all his appearances and Christmas business, but this is world’s better than Lady Gaga, so I’ll take it. Plus, I’m confident he doesn’t bathe in blood, so he wins the Christmas angel award.

My little christmas angel muffin just released his music video for “Fa La La” feat Boyz II Men.

“I hear melodies, when your heart beats”??? Justin Bieber is a genius lyricist.

-Rocco

PS My favorite comment under that YouTube video is “His new haircut makes him look like a lesbian”. Ummm that’s not in the Christmas spirit.

This old man does know it’s not 1979, right?? His name is Charlie Wilson and I’d take back the guy with the bass voice who talked during the bridge of ALL Boyz II Men songs is welcomed back anytime, if this is the solution to his absence.

Am I the only one astonished that Boyz II Men released an album with new music?? Is this relevant or am I slowly losing readers  because I keep posting Boyz II Men stuff??

I know what will get you back!

The Biebs saves everything.

-Rocco

It’s true. Whether the balls have dropped or not (his manager’s words… not mine) it’s not scientifically possible to get a woman pregnant while wearing a shiny purple, jacket with studs.

My little angel muffin performed two songs, “Never Say Never” and “Fa La La” with Boyz II Men on last night’s Dancing With The Stars and it was beautiful. His voice was cracking, his hair looked great, and those judges were having their own little dance off.

That jacket is out of control. And so is the puberty he’s going through… maybe there is a mini angel muffin? Naahhh… that jacket!

-Rocco

And his manager just got creepy. I’m pretty sure he’s going to regret that quote, because that’s the only quote I’ve been reading since about 1:33 PM and it’s burned into the back of my eyelids.

Justin Bieber and his studded denim vest grace the cover of Billboard magazine in honor of his awesome new holiday album (I literally can’t shut up about this album. I was asking the musician at the bar last night to play Justin Bieber. True story.) and apparently in honor of his “balls dropping”. <— Scooter’s words, not mine.

Scooter Braun, Justin Bieber’s manager, said this:

“Vocally, his balls have dropped,” Braun says.

And now to make this less awkward… here is J Biebs in the studio with Boyz II Men.

And here’s “Home This Christmas” with The Band Perry.

And “Christmas Love”

Seriously. What’s your address?? I’ll buy this album for every member of your family.

-Rocco

My hand is touching the damn ground by the way. How did they not tweet me about this??

Boyz II Men may have been my first boy band experience so they hold a special place in my heart. Them, their bow ties, and their love songs. I was like 7 jamming to “On Bended Knee” and that might have been why I sat alone at lunch.

“One Up For Love” is a love song for the planet, which makes me love them even more.

They should run for congress or something. How can the Republicans/Democrats/Tea Party cray people vote “no” on something when this song is playing??

It will work. Trust  me.

-Rocco

First, it was the combination of BSB and NKOTB that formed super boy band NKOTBSB, which freaked out the world and probably caused 1 or more Tsunamis just from the pure testosterone from the men and all the eggs dropping from the ladies. It’s basic science, so just trust me.

Anyway, I’m sure a tornado is brewing somewhere because a few nights ago Boyz II Men joined NKOTBSB on stage in Orlando to perform “End Of The Road”.

I have really crappy video of it, but trust me, there are 13 men on that stage… some are caucasian, some are not, but they are all harmonizing like it’s  1998.

Now, pick yourself up off the floor and go make your kids some breakfast.

-Rocco

Beyonce is back with her highly anticipated album, 4.

And I’m just shocked she hasn’t released a song that Jay Z is in because she always does that.

No Jay Z, but Beyonce did record a track with Boyz II Men… the first boy band in my life.

I’m really glad Beyonce is teaching us all how to count backwards in “Countdown”.

-Rocco

PS I’ve never heard less Boyz II Men in my life.

BOYZ II MEN!!!! Their II album was the 1st album I ever bought with my own money…. so they hold a special place in my heart.

And when they are singing a song to Oprah with the addition of Jimmy Kimmel… it touches my soul.

That is so awesome.

-Rocco


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