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UGHHH! DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS!!!!

The French have one up on America because they already had the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part I and Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet with his jaw line as the finest accessory. Ashley Greene was there as well, but this isn’t about her… it’s about Robert Pattinson, his face fuzz, and bone structure.

I wish I was French. Au revoir!

-Rocco

We get it.

They get married, Jacob gets all mad and wolfy, she gets knocked with the demon child and Robert Pattinson is hot. Oh, and Kristen Stewart looks cross-eyed in almost every shot of her.

OMG it’s a month away.

-Rocco

Annnnnd this brings us to only liking Robert Pattinson in this whole mess of a franchise.

Breaking Dawn is being released in November and part 1 (because the story is so complex it can’t be told in 2 hours) made Taylor Lautner tear up.

I'm sad

PopSugar: I know you said you had the chance to see Breaking Dawn a couple of times and you promised that it’s going to make fans cry. Does that mean you teared up a little bit?
Taylor Lautner: Oh yes! Yeah, of course. It’s an emotional one.

Now, I can read this two ways:

1) He’s a lying bastard.

2) He needs to grow a pair and stop crying at his own movies and performance. People have real problems, like having to deal with Kristen Stewart trying to act for 2 more movies.

I obviously prefer #1.

-Rocco


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