Rocco's Pop Revolution: Seen through the eyes of someone living it

Let me just start by saying the show got renewed for a second season. I thought this was the second season, but apparently it’s just the part B of season 1. I don’t really care….. either way, I get more PLL in my life. And therefore, more of a sense of myself.

Last night episode was pretty good…. kinda got back in the swing of things. And by that I mean lies, deceit, and inappropriate relationships were explored. And here are my bullet points of the most important shizz that went down. Don’t even watch the show… just read this.

I’m going to start with the best line/hand written note of the entire show:

“Can you run from the law with those legs?? -A”

Wow…. A…. what a bitch! Hanna (chick who got hit by a car and now has a broken leg) discovered her Mom stole money and is hiding it in the boxes of pasta in the pantry. (because that’s where I keep my hundys) And of course A knows about this little felony. Later on in the show, whoever A is, stole the money and then wrote a note again saying “You’ll get the money back, when you do what I say -A”.

I don’t know if I mentioned this before, but A really likes to bribe people. She/he is not above the blackmail. That’s why I kinda admire A. I don’t really know if I’d be able to black mail people. It would last for like an hour and then I would apologize.

- Spencer’s sister married Ian, the guy who was sleeping with Ali before she got the snuff. I’m assuming Spencer’s sister has no idea about this…. but Spencer finds this out during the episode. BAM!! More drama during a flashback!

The best part of the whole episode was……

BUTT CHIN TOBY RETURNS FROM THE BIG HOUSE!!

His hair is done and his butt chin is intact. But he totally has the look of one who had a boyfriend in jail. Just saying. Emily (the now Lesbian, more on that later) goes and sees Butt Chin while he is sitting on his porch, looking like Tim Urban, and hacking away at and trying to break his house arrest ankle bracelet. Not creepy at all. He also kinda looks like a falcon in the moonlight. Very majestic his Butt Chin looks in that light. And to be honest… I’m not sure what they were talking about, I was distracted by the chin and falcon-ness of his face.

Can falcons have Butt Chins??

Aria is so obvious she is banging the teacher. They don’t at all seem to be worried about being seen. She stays after class to discuss “homework”, but all they are really doing is undressing each other with their eyes. Cool as a cucumber these two law breakers are.

no one will ever know

Noel (actual high school boyfriend of Aria) is a genius and is bribing Mr. fitz because he’s sleeping with his girlfriend and he saw this. That’s absolutely correct. Two wrongs make it right! And hey… he just wanted an A on the English Literature paper.

On a side note: Mr. fitz has def got some botox. Looking like a wax doll boo.

Emily (lesbian) had her girlfriend Maya over for dinner because she is out and proud. But Mom of Emily is not having it. I’m pretty sure she is going to poison Maya with the leftover food she gave her because Maya let it slip she is allergic to shellfish. Mom is going to kill her daughter’s girlfriend. (where else can you see this kind of stuff??)

Emily: My Mom will love you! Maya: She may poison me

Blind Bitch and Butt Chin (lovers & siblings) had a lovers quarrel on the porch. Blind Bitch sent her lover Butt Chin to prison (to protect him) but what she didn’t realize is people there will think he is pretty and like his actual butt, as opposed to his Butt Chin.

lovers or siblings

She also tried seducing him… and he turned her down and she slapped him. She has good aim for being blind. I’m going to guess Blind Bitch may not be actually blind… just a bitch.

Oh and remember how the hundys in the pasta box got stolen for Hanna’s house, well during the last scene you see my favorite character, black hooded figure, stuffing money in a creepy ass ceramic, clown bank. All with fun music playing in the background.

This show makes my high school experience look dull. I want a re-do (maybe minus the murder….)

-Rocco