Posts Tagged ‘Cannes Film Festival’
Nicole Kidman is still making movies and Keith Urban is unemployed now so naturally the progression is for these two dry humping up and down the red carpet.
Now that you all lost your breakfast (I bet it kind of looks like Nicole Kidman’s dress if you had some blueberries) I think you should all enjoy your Tuesday.
-Rocco
I was tipped off on the toes of Julianne Moore by my Aunt who found it serious enough to post this on my Facebook.
I was told to “jump on that”, so I did the jumping and googled and my god— GET SHOES THAT FIT, LADIES!
Is walking around like this necessary? No. Is walking around like that on the red carpet at Cannes necessary? Absolutely not.
I think Kim Kardashian’s feet and Julianne Moore’s toes should chat. They would definitely have similar dislikes and likes if they were on Match.com (“extra wide shoes”).
-Rocco
Justin Timberlake Has Highlights Now
Posted on: May 16, 2013
First it was the blow out and now it’s the blonde highlights with a dash of lowlights for contrast.
Can we just discuss how Justin Timerlake looks like he feminine version of Carmen San Diego (even though Carmen San Diego is a chick)?
Can we also discuss the image of Justin in the poster for the movie, Spinning Gold, that looks like it’s about disco and therefore awful.
-Rocco
Robert Pattinson Is Quite The Looker
Posted on: May 29, 2012
Apparently, everyone is still drunk from this holiday weekend because there is absolutely nothing to write about (did Justin Bieber get arrested yet? I hope not), which brings us to Robert Pattinson looking hot even though he’s making faces that have no business being photographed.
Clearly, these are his headshots and how he continues to get work… I mean, I’d hire him.
-Rocco
Ahhhhhh. It’s Memorial Day and I feel like I must write a little something something, especially since I didn’t write all weekend because I decided to sleep at least 14 hours each night. All I really want to do is watch Dawson’s Creek on Netflix and realize why I thought it was an awesome idea to compare any and all boys to Pacey Witter, but before I get to that… I need to write a little bit, which brings me to Robert Pattinson.
This guy was at Cannes Film Festival and wore about 17 different outfits. I have no idea why, but it was nice to see all sides of Robert. We got him in a suit, in a tux, in clothes from the Gap and now we have him in business casual.
And no Robert Pattinson isn’t going to be in The Hunger Games. Rumors swirled he was up for the part of Finnick Odair, but that’s a big fat Cannes Film Festival lie.
I must have been drunk when I read these books because I have absolutely no idea who that is. Is that the boy who is in love with the crazy girl? I really need to re-read these books.
-Rocco
Whhhhaaaat? Was this before or after he had the creepy mustache? Because now I believe the mustache might have been some sort of method acting weirdo thing actors do.
I have to go to the bathroom… pull over – Nicole
Just pee on my chest- Zac
That’s how that conversation probably went.
I have no idea what this movie is about, but I do know it’s NOT about a newspaper delivery job during a summer of innocence; it’s about peeing on Zac Efron.
Later in the movie, as Efron’s romantic ardor for Kidman is at its peak, the two head to the beach, where he decides to cool down with a dip in the ocean. Naturally, he is attacked by CG jellyfish. (Only the sixteenth weirdest thing to happen in this movie.) Covered in sting marks, he barely manages to drag himself to shore, and when Kidman is alerted to the attack by some comely girls who surround Efron, she pushes them away, pops a squat, and out comes number-one. And yes, you get a close-up of the stream. This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts, but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.
I’m obviously going to see this movie because I NEED to know how this all fits into the plot.
Nicole Kidman is more woman than I’ll ever be, because I honestly don’t think I could pee on Zac Efron.
-Rocco
R Pattz hit up that film festival in France (Cannes or something??) and he looks great in a suit, so that’s the point of this post; to drool over Robert Pattinson looking dashing in formal wear.
-Rocco
Miss Sunshine is back!
I was worried because yesterday she was all smiles on some balcony and I was worried for our health and the future of our existence. I thought maybe the Mayans predicted something about Kristen Stewart smiling being associated with the end of the world.
Luckily, the sour puss is back and our lives can go on as planned.
She looks thrilled to be at Cannes.
-Rocco
We All Agree That We Have No Idea What ‘Cosmopolis’ Is About, But We Don’t Care Because R Pattz Is In It, Right?
Posted on: April 20, 2012
I’m going to be honest with you. I would never ever see this movie if Robert Pattinson was in it.
For one, I’m afraid of rodents and there are a lot of people screaming about and holding up large rats in this movie, and second… this movie looks like it makes absolutely no sense. I have a feeling only German people will understand this movie.
Lucky for Hollywood, R Pattz is in this and it looks like he may be shooting things with his clothes off (and I mean that in more than a sexual way) so let’s be real, I AM going to pay to see this. Iim even hoping I can shell out 20 bucks and see it in 3D.
Like, really? I never understood a movie less.
All I know is… I’m gonna want to kiss R Pattz and his jaw line for many moons after this.
I have no idea when Cosmopolis comes out.
-Rocco
Tilda Swinton Scares Me
Posted on: July 12, 2011
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Ask me what actress frightens me the most!
I’ll tell you… it’s Tilda Swinton. She looks like she could kill me with one swift slap to the face and/or a head butt to my face. Either one could take me down. Plus, she’s super pale and has red hair and to me, that points to all signs she is way stronger than me and could most definitely kick my ass.
And why does she have to look so much like Voldermort’s wife in her photo shoot for W Magazine???
That’s f**king scary right?? The whole point of being in a magazine is to get airbrushed and look beautiful, so I don’t know why she signed off on this disturbing shoot.
She said some words too that made me LOL, as well.
On her latest film, We Need to Talk About Kevin, in which she plays the mother of a violent, disturbed boy: “When we were trying to finance this movie, we would reference Rosemary’s Baby. It’s every pregnant woman’s nightmare to give birth to the devil. And every mother worries that she won’t connect to her children. When I had my children [13-year-old twins Xavier and Honor], my manager asked me what project I wanted to work on next. I said, “Something Greek, perhaps Medea.” Nobody quite understood what I meant, what I was feeling.”
Ummm? Voldy’s sister… we still have no clue what you’re talking about.
-Rocco
