Posts Tagged ‘Carson Daly’
Just a FYI, my hand is touching the goddamn ground because I had no idea this was happening.
Where have I been since 1999? I feel like my entire life and the entire existence of TRL has been a LIE! A LIE!!
That adorable toddler (aka TRL circa 2020′s host) has to be at least 2 – 3 years of age. How did I not know this was going on?? I mean, he gestated for at least 9 months and then lived for another 2 1/2 on this planet and doesn’t have a Twitter account? AND HE’S CARSON DALY’S OFFSPRING??! Why isn’t he in a boy band/ on my radar?
I’m literally in shock that Carson Daly has a family.
I couldn’t even come up with a witty title for that because I am so thankful. We actually saw more than 15 seconds of the “Boyfriend” music video and my god it’s perfect.
Justin Bieber looking like a stalker? Love it.
Water bouncing off a speaker due to the bass? Love it more.
A silhouetted, guitar playing angel muffin? When is this released so I can watch it every day!?
Carson Daly wishes TRL still existed so he could announce this video as the #1 spot every weekday at 4PM.
Blake Shelton is jealous of the bromance between Adam Levine and Justin Bieber, but the real important aspect of Carson Daly’s “I wish I was still hosting TRL” interview with Justin Bieber on The Voice was the revelation that Believe will be released on June 19th. I seriously just wrote that on my calendar because I’m a sick, sick woman.
Believe. June 19th.
Keep making movies with Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake. You’re becoming more and more irrelevant every time J Biebs whispers the world “Swaggie”.
Of course I speak of the moment when Mariah Carey lost her shit on TRL…..
I’ve never seen Carson Daly look so confused and that’s shocking because he’s known to look like this from time to time.
So, anyway, Mariah Carey did that “meltdown” thing on national television again (because one should look bat shit crazy on TV at least every 10 years), but this time on Home Shopping Network because ya know?? She’s old now.
I actually watched that mash-up twice because that’s how funny it was to me. When Nick Cannon is the responsible parent, you know those kids will be on a reality show by their 13th birthday. Which fits into my schedule perfectly, so carry on Mariah!
That is the most straight-laced title I will ever write. I wish I could have Carson Daly announce it to make it sound more official. Every Carson Daly does is official and perfect.
Apparently, Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green recorded a song called “Nasty”. I don’t really have much of an opinion on it except that it has a horn section and that’s always fun.
I just have a firm belief that Cee Lo Green is a nut job. Is that a false impression I’m getting??
The Voice is my new favorite show that I don’t watch in real time.
Okay… apparently there is only 1 gay Mormon (that we know of) but I’m gonna need this guy to win. For all the gay Mormons in the world, because I feel like they are frowned upon usually.
But, before we get into all that… Raquel sings “Bleeding Love” and I love this song… I’m glad she isn’t a sucky 16-year-old and Adam Levine hates her.
I’m shocked that Christina Aguilera didn’t push the button within 5 seconds because she could totally turn this around and make it about her. Oh, but wait, Christina Aguilera isn’t J Lo.
And now… for the gay Mormon singing a song that everyone hates. Make yourself more of a minority… please.
Darren Criss… you better watch your warbler ass… the Mormons could take over. And Blake Shelton wasted no time.
I see a wedding band?? Are gay Mormons allowed to be married??!?!?? Who is feeding me this information??
If he is neither a mormon or a gay man… I apologize. I blame the internet for having false info land in my lap.
And this was satisfying-ly obnoxious, yet adorable.
Okay, so that’s who I judged by their song choice and their faces. Any one else I should check out, besides the sexiness of Blake Shelton??
Carson Daly is the best part of this show… they need more of him.
It may come from my love of “Genie In A Bottle” and seeing Christina Aguilera, it may come from the sexiness that is Adam Levine, it may be that Carson Daly is employed again, it may even be from my surprise attraction to Blake Shelton, but it will definitely be from The Voice‘s tagline…. ‘Close your eyes and open your ears‘.
Whoever came up with that should be awarded with an award that gives them a lot of money and forces everyone in the world to love them. It’s genius and it give my the goosies. (Yes, I stole that from J Lo. What is my life turning into???)
Maybe I’m just super emotional because I’m a female and I cry over anything (gender issues right there), but that promo alone made me want to cry.
The Voice premieres on April 26th and according to my Rainman brain that is not the night of American Idol, so I will be watching this and crying and live-ish blogging if my tears don’t block my vision or soak my keyboard to the point of malfunction.
(I don’t know why I just made myself sound like an emotional wreck. I promise… I’m an actual human being that has their shit together.)
Even the title sends shivers up and down my spine. THE VOICE! I hope an announcer with a deep and sexy voice booms that title out during the credits. Any other way would be a disgrace to our country and to all things reality TV.
In case you’re blind (which means you wouldn’t be able to read this anyway)… that’s Adam Levine, Cee-Lo, Christina Aguilera, and Blake Shelton (I blindly trusted a stranger with that last guy… so blame them if that’s not his name)
What I’ve learned:
1) That is in fact Blake Shelton and I should trust strangers more often.
2) Christina Aguilera is beautiful.
3) It’s snowing right now in NYC and I’m gonna kill myself because IT’S MARCH!!! and that means no more snow.
4) Carson Daly is employed again and the pop culture world is set straight on its axis.
5) Blind auditions are pretty genius.
If this is on the same night as Idol…. I’m may combust from this internal decision.
And I’m pretty sure this will be the demise to what I have left of my personal relationships.
Oh my. American Idol is just running rampant in my life right now.
Jennifer Lopez, or as I like to call her Selena Y Los Dinos, makes everything about her.
But I guess if I was J Lo… I’d do the same thing.
Anyway… J Biebs Never Say Never Remixes is the #1 album in the country this week (soon to be unseated by Adele’s 21. Just saying.) and J Lo makes it about her in her “congratulatory” tweet.
I love that she is shouting prosperity to my angel muffin… but did you have to remind us about your remix album?? Probably not.
But let’s not forget… she’s real.
I rag on J Lo.. but I’m pretty sure when I was 14 I bought a velour suit (The one that came with shorts. Obviously) and some gold hoop earrings because of this song in the summer of 2001.
Remember she got so much shit for saying the N word???? J Lo causing a stir on TRL. I’ve never seen Carson Daly and John Norris in such a tizzy.
Okay… this was obviously just a ploy for me to listen to this song and whip out my gold hoop earrings for a Saturday night out. Can you blame me??
I don’t get it. What is the difference??
Just because Carson Daly’s career has been revived from the depths of the earth, does not make it a better show. Or even a different show.
I don’t really know anything about this because I just read something about how people can audition online…. and I only half remember reading about the origin of this show.
I obviously repressed it and was frightened by the return of Carson Daly.
Seeing Carson Daly makes me feel like I should be doing homework instead of watching TRL.
I really have nothing else to say, I just wanted to post my dismay on the absurdity of this situation. I’ll never watch this show.
Just like Carson Daly will NEVER win a thumbs up contest.
American Idol auditions are back. Tonight brings us to Los Angeles, so I expect a lot of plastic and a lot of blonde. I expect some Botox and I definitely want to hear some valley girls. I can’t think of a stereotype for LA males.. but whatever that is.. I want to see it.
I’m armed with new Steven Tyler pictures… so let’s get this thing going. Oh and it’s only 1 hour tonight.. thank OPRAH!
What does LA have to offer in these waiters/waitresses who are struggling actors/musicians??
Hmmmmmm?? Steven Tyler is ready and so am I.
I’m really glad they recapped the good people (especially my boo Casey Abrams) because I don’t remember a lot of these people.
The best talent ever??? They say that every year… you can’t keep saying it. You make the other seasons feel bad. So rude.
I love how D Man and Lee bear are buddies next to each other during the opening. I’ve never noticed that. Shocking I know.
They should have played Miley Cyrus “Party In The USA”… doesn’t she reference the Hollywood sign?? Who produces this shit??
First contestant didn’t have fake boobs or blonde hair. Where the F are we???
She sounds like a lamb?? Is she singing about Jesus?? Please stop! This is making me uncomfortable.
I swear to Oprah I made the lamb joke (to myself. Out loud) before the judges did… I could sit at that table.
Her hair kinda looks like mine. Seriously. If I don’t do anything to my hair… it looks like that. But for some reason, I look cuter. I promise. And I don’t sound like a lamb and I don’t sing about Jesus. I sing about Oprah.
I’m kinda attracted to Tim (that picture is bad… but trust me) I have a crush (or maybe it’s just the fact that his purple shirt matches the back drop behind him). So does J Lo. Do I have to fight J Lo for Tim?? WTF?? I can’t compete with J Lo. She’s Selena Y Los Dinos. Goddamn it!
F U Randy!… you’re just jealous because he doesn’t want to sleep with you.
You’re wearing a treat hat. Who do you think you are?? Certainly not Lee bear. My heart fills weird. The treat hat is not becoming on you Justin. Ugh!
Let’s look at a proper treat hat on a proper human being.
Daniel & Isaac:
Nice swoop Daniel.
I think these two love each other. This bromance is weird.
Oh well Isaac… they know you dropped out now you Moron! Daniel should maybe come out of the closest to his parents during the audition.
Daniel.. YOU SUCK! And your side burns are out of control. I could have sworn he was going to come out of the closest during this audition. Weird.
Isaac…I love this song for some reason… but I don’t like him singing it. Wow… I hope you can get back into school on Monday. And I hope you can get a longer shirt before school on Monday. Don’t forget new pencils Isaac. I wonder what he goes to school for??
These two are delusional.
NYC HOLLLLAAA! Stamp. I like her. And we have similar hair. The fact that this girl just references TRL, and therefore Carson Daly, I’m a fan.
And they played Selena in the back ground. This is a subliminal message for Rocco.
NICE BANGS! DIRTY JERSEY!!
Ow-ow! I want to punch her.
I really wish her hair didn’t look like that. I’m pretty sure she is drunk.
Oh good.. butcher Frank Sinatra.
She’s actually chasing Randy. Where is security???
Heidi KAZAAAM!! (I think that’s her last name)
There is a girl stripping… well dancing like a stripper, but keeping her clothes on. That was weird.
Well, I can’t even tell if she can sing because I was so disturbed that she set the feminist movement back 15 years.
Douche Bag or Matt:
I have never gotten so many douche chills from one human being. The slicked back hair… the mustache… the suit… wow. He be sipping on the douche juice.
Why is he rapping?? What is happening??
Jeremy: Matt’s homie!! HAHAHHAHAHAH
OH MY OPRAH!! This guy is such a DOUCHE BAG!!
Ewww I feel violated.. he just said lubricate.
“I loved you in Selena….” HAHHAHAHAHHA
What is this guy talking about??? You’ve been squashing beef.. into YOUR MOUTH!
Mark & Aaron:
Oh good… TWINSIES!!
They are related to Anoop Desai. I’m confident in saying that.
I can’t get over their gay outfits… they look like a Banana Republic Catalogue. That one guy has a purple and sea-foam green scarf.
I didn’t even hear what they were singing. I guess they were good though. They got through.
“God like”….. you mean Oprah like. WATCH YOUR TONGUE STEVEN!
I’m a little shocked they didn’t end with a sob story. I actually wanted to cry tonight.
I couldn’t understand his name.. I can’t understand a word that crazy man was saying. And apparently no one else can because the producers sub-titled this man.
I have a fear this is going to be my Grandpa-pa in a few years… but not black. He may own that jacket already.
He’s kind of like a terrorist. A funny dressed terrorist.
Jennifer Lopez has never been so happy to get home to her skeleton husband, Marc Anthony.
He’s a terrorist… and a home invader.
HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIVES…..
Now that I think of it… he kind of looks like Steven Tyler :
I can’t believe I just watched 60 minutes of this and I didn’t see 1 fake boob. NOT ONE! I didn’t even see fake blonde hair. (minus Ryan Seacrest)
I have a new respect for LA… and I think I could live there with my brown hair and non-plastic body.