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Anyway, there was an American Idol reunion that I wasn’t invited to live tweet/blog/instagram which is totally bullshit, but actually I’m glad I wasn’t there.
If I was there I would just have to school Pia in Instagram.
1)Lee D looks like someone colored in his beard with Magna Doodle magnet ash (but his hair looks great).
2) Stefano looks like a giant douche bro, which is not really too far from the truth. I assume and allegedly. (don’t sue me).
3) Pia looks like she’s taking a pee with a very painful UTI.
4) And Casey Abrams looks like Jesus in a really awkward filter.
LEARN TO UTILIZE THE INSTAGRAM FILTERS!!!
Remember when 5 minutes ago I said that to find love you need to go on American Idol, but only had one example???
Well, fellow Revolution-er Sassycatz just hit me with some info about another love connection!!
Apparently, my favorite Mucinex endorser Haley Reinhart and my favorite person who I forgot about, Stefano Langone, are doing it.
Word on the street is these two went to James Durbin’s wedding together and James Durbin said they were dating and I trust James Durbin because people with Tourette’s always tell the truth and I’m pretty sure a doctor told me that.
They make a cute couple… I support this. But I do feel bad for Casey Abrams. I hope his stomach doesn’t explode over this.
PS Thanks Sassycatz for the tip!
And Haley Reinhart still drinks before every performance. And Casey Abrams still likes to look like a serial killer that I kinda want to have dinner with.
These two American Idol losers (hey… they did lose) have released a video for “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and I’m glad Haley’s lipstick is in place and I’m even more happy Casey is plucking that double bass.
Okay. I just want to post something to compare that to….
You decide. I think you already know my favorite.
So those American Idol people are terrorizing the nation by going on tour, and I guess really just the annoying contestants are terrorizing America and Naima Adedapo counts as one of them. (It should really just be a Casey Abrams tour and throw in a little “Love You This Big” because that song is funny).
Anyway, Naima is boom fire-ing all over the place and she’s singing Jennifer Lopez’s “On The Floor” which will inevitably cause her to perform an African dance, which will then have her relationship end in divorce. It’s a scientific fact.
It all gets really disturbing around 2:05. She is straight up rain dancing. It kind of reminded me of “Man Of The House”, (a great movie with my first true love Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase), and the rain dance scene. Netflix that shizz.
Back to Naima, the flip and split??? Needs to go. That is the worst Boom Fire I have ever seen. I hope Mamadukes sees this… she gets so enraged when it comes to this girl, it’s quite hilarious.
I hope Naima doesn’t do that every night in every city. Too much rain in some places.
I didn’t go see the American Idol concert because to be frank… I don’t want to waste the money on those people. Casey Abrams is probably banging Haley (who still needs mucinex) and P Mac is milking the cows with Nikki Reed. My money can be spent elsewhere as far as I’m concerned.
Plus, Oscar doesn’t like large crowds and I wouldn’t dream of going to see the Idol show with anyone else.
Rachel, who writes another pop culture blog Goat In A Kitchen, went to the concert and wrote a great review. She’s very witty (and way more sane than me) and I recommend you read this review (HERE) because you will learn some shit.
Things I learned:
- Win Miss New York Pre-Teen NATURAL pageant and people will give me upgraded tickets and interviews (ya hear that Lee D?!?!?) …… I know I’m 24 but I’m working on getting my idea chalked so it says I’m 10. It will work out.
- Stefano needs to keep his goddamn clothes on. I don’t know who told this kid he was Usher or J Timb, but they need to be shot. Maybe by the guy who shot himself.
- P Mac is the worst dancer ever. So good luck in bed Nikki Reed.
-James Durbin is really popular (who knew??) and Jacob Lusk still is super gay and super in love with Jesus and he clearly has no idea that is a contradiction in that religion.
- I still need to win a pre-teen pageant DAMN IT!!
- People consider bringing scissors to concerts. And by people I mean, crazy ladies.
- Casey Abrams let’s people touch his beard. All of a sudden Oscar wishes he doesn’t have a fear of crowds.
- WHEN WILL MY ID BE READY FOR MY PRE-TEEN PAGEANT!!!!!
If you read all that and have no idea what I’m talking about, you need to click HERE and read Rachel’s review now.
If you are going to sing one of the greatest pop melodies ever written… sing it correctly.
The top 11 hot messes (minus Casey and P Mac) sing “Baby” and they pretty much ruin it and J Biebs would much rather get attacked by a 57 year old man than listen to them bastardize his beloved song.
P Mac doesn’t even sing it because it makes him think of Robert Pattinson (that’s what I’m telling myself… that’s why he’s with Nikki Reed… because he’s trying to get to R Pattz. Straight or not, R Pattz is sexy. ).
I’m amazed how I still want to smack most of them… and I’m the least violent person I’ve ever met.
This has got to be my least favorite song on this planet (only second to Len’s “Steal My Sunshine”) but I’m so glad they forced the boys to sing it with other Tom Jones gems sprinkled in with some Prince.
PAUL MCDONALD!!! How I’ve missed you and your teeth and your charm!!! He’s so good looking.
And James Durbin singing “what’s new pussy cat??” LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!
Don’t even tell me this isn’t the best finale… EVER! It was like one big punchline.
And I’m not even going to get into Jacob’s little solo. You all know my feelings on this cheerleader. I’m a little sad we didn’t see any of his moves.
Annnnnnd once again Casey is the most entertaining person ever and he flirted with Scotty Playa Playa… my new dream in life.
That was just so silly. Did Tom Jones come out?? I can’t find that video and missed the performance live. I don’t really care because once again, hearing James Durbin sing “pussy cat” is all I need to get by.
Haley Reinhart Is Still Very Upset About This All & Hates The South & Will Never Drink Sweet Tea Again
Posted May 20, 2011on:
SWEET TEA CAN SUCK IT!!
That’s the only way I’m taking all this in. That’s how I’m reading it all.
I have really great rage and murder pictures of Haley for this post….like this one:
Oh Spooky! Anyway, read my “please pay me for this one day” version HERE and below are my “reasons why my mother questions having me” thoughts. Enjoy them both!!
- Haley could be a stalker one day, or may already be one. <— I wrote that before the conference call even started. *edit* I’m confirming this after the conference call.
- I wanted to ask her thoughts on the world ending tomorrow, but couldn’t. Bummer.
- She was happy Idol gave her Dad “a couple of licks”. Direct quote.
- Hanging out with Lauren “takes her back”. Haley. YOU’RE TWENTY!!!! Or are you lying about your age?? Wouldn’t that be funny if she was really like 27. Ohhhh good times.
- Haley told us she’s a virgo. Excellent.
- Haley was not angry she lost. And then I felt her burn us with her eyes.
- She talked about how she has a “strong relationship” with Casey. She is clearly stalking him.
- With all that being said, she was super polite. Very polite. She is a polite cray cray is my final verdict.
PS I’m just kidding about my mother not wanting to have me…. she loves me the most. I think it was my sister who was the “oopsie!”.
Here is a picture of Casey Abrams and Meatloaf.
They look like they would be friends.
Annnnnnd that’s all I got.