Posts Tagged ‘Casey Abrams’
A Hit Of Casey Abrams??? Yes, Please
Posted on: May 5, 2011
I don’t know why I just turned him into a drug injection… that was weird and out of character.
You can not sit and watch him, and tell me you don’t want to be best friends with him…. and then kinda want to make out with him.
He always looks like he’s gonna pass out when he gets exciting news, and this time it’s because he’s singing with Jack Black at the finale. This will only make my parents dislike him more. Our fake relationship is an uphill battle.
I love that he assaults everyone when he’s on stage. It’s one of my favorite quirks about him.
Oh Casey… I’d let you assault me.
-Rocco
American Idol Live-ish Blog: Now And Then…. Please Tell Me Rosie O’Donnell Is The Mentor.
Posted on: May 4, 2011
Oh wait… this isn’t songs from the coming of age drama Now & Then staring Rosie O’Donnell, Demi Moore, Christina Ricci and hottie tottie, Devon Sawa, in 1995??? Shit. That was an all-star cast by the way… check it out HERE.
Okay, okay… this was just an excuse to post a Devon Sawa picture. Or pictures.
Ugh! The things Devon Sawa does to me to this day…. it’s a little strange. Remember Idle Hands??
And Final Destination??? I was so afraid that I was cheating death and it was surely coming after me after I saw this movie yet, I was so attracted to him. I would have gotten off that plane if he told me.
What is he up to nowadays??? Please tell me he’s not in rehab or anything. Unless, he’s with Dr. Drew… two hotties for the price of one! Did he die during any of The Final Destination movies?? Let’s bring this back!!! <—- things I would do with my money if I had millions.
Okay… sorry for that tangent, but I’m sure it will be more exciting than the crap we have to endure tonight. Let’s start this Idol shindig by saying goodbye to the ones we lost.
Rest In Idol Peace P Mac!
Rest In Idol Peace Casey Abrams!
And who the hell is still voting for Jacob?!?!?!?
I thought I said to kidnap them until mid-May. But since he’s still around, he might as well gay it up and sing Lady Gaga. Please Oprah, that’s all I want in life.
Wait... is Rosie really not gonna be here?? This sucks. What about the Ricci girl??
Love that Steven Tyler just shouted out to his Dad like it’s the first time he’s on TV. Classic.
Oh I’m glad this is when these people will get serious… because everyone before this and all the times before were just practice and pure bullshit. Good times.
SHERYL CROW!! I like her. Remember she dated the bike guy?? And she’s like kinda old and looks great. I think she may look better than me and she’s like double my age. Awkward.
James:
So Jimmy Iovine wants James to win. Jared Leto is hotter than him.
Can he look more like Maurice from little monsters??
So he’s just screaming?? That’s what’s happening. Adam Lambert is probably jealous… is that possible??
Steven says “beautiful” all the time.. I wanna hang myself every time he says it.
1-800- Rocco will never buy my record
Jacob:
Nice blazer. Jacob has great postures… comes with the lifestyle.
HE IS FROM COMPTON?!?!??! LMAO!!! BAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!! I’m more gangster than him! That is freakin’ hilarious!
Jordin Sparks? Shocker.
So let’s count: Jacob loves possible child molesters and a convicted woman beater. He must be from Compton.
Sound more like a woman. Please. And mess up the tempo more. Please please. People will vote for you anyway.
Why is he screaming this song?? And he’s literally running out of air.
Jennifer is clearly on drugs… best ever on stage??? Maybe I’m just a bitch and am bitter. Who knows??
I see him as Jordin Sparks… posing in a bikini with pouty lips and throwing around a promise ring.
Why is Randy making him be a dead guy?? Is Luther dead?? I have no idea.
1-800- Chris Brown is too straight for this guy to mimic
Lauren:
Since all my favs are gone… I’ll just like Lauren. She’s cute, she’s young, and she has a funny accent.
I prefer Taylor Swift. She should have done Tay Tay, and she looks like her mom. Charolette Russe a la trailer park.
J Lo is into this shit… did you just see her getting down?? HAHHA
This was definitely better than Compton ass Jacob. (PS how did he not tell us a tale about him getting his ass beat?? )
1-800- My mama teased my hair!!
Scotty Playa Playa:
This dude better do Lady Gaga! How freakin’ awesome would that be??? He’s gonna do something country though and make me feel weird for being attracted to him.
OH DAMN IT!!!! Well, I could relate this to the Nsync song… so I’ll take it.
Okay… well my feed went out.. but I’m sure this is a greta performance. Scotty is making eyes at the audience and he’s turning on my 35 year old sister.
Yeah… so this is strange. I’m obviously gonna have to lie when I do my serious recap. Shhh don’t tell anyone. I still want to get paid.
Haley:
HALEY IS DOING GAGA?!?!??!?!?! BAHAHHAHAHA
I already wanna kill myself. Haley wants me to hate her… she wants me to just hate every thing she does.
WHy is she laying down on stairs in snakeskin pants??? I don’t like this song… shocking it’s Lady Gaga. I feel like it’s 1983 and I’m coming off a coke binge <— that’s how Lady Gaga writes songs by the way. Allegedly.
Jennifer Lopez is OVER IT!!! J Lo hates her… as much as I hate that flower in her hair.
Ohhh Haley looks like she’s gonna cry. Does not take criticism well. This is when her underage drinking problem will occur.
1-800 Haley sucks and should fall off a piano like Lady Gaga.
Steven is just drunk and likes anyone. I can go up there and sing the Band Aid theme song and he’d love me.
I’m gonna use the same pictures… so shut up. I wasn’t prepared for 2 performances and I just don’t care all that much.
James Part 2:
I LOVE THIS SONG!! but enough with the tears. I miss my Mom and my love too. I don’t cry all the time. Okay that’s a lie. I was so hungry and tired the other day… I just cried. Go ahead judge me.
James… this sounds bad. Please don’t cry. I feel very uncomfortable when people cry in front of me… especially boys. I know that’s gender issues, but that’s the truth.
Remember when Kelly Clarkson did this?? So good. I was a child and I knew that, because I’m smart.
Umm that wasn’t even good screaming.. at least scream on pitch and my god he’s crying. You know who’s laughing?? Mamadukes. And she raised me.
1-800 tears= votes! <— that’s how I’m gonna win the Presidency.
Jacob:
He was joking about being from Compton right??? I don’t trust a gay man from “Compton”.
Nazareth?? Is this about Jesus? Oh no nevermind. I know this song.
Can he stop sounding like a woman and take his minister suits back to Compton… or Malibu??
I like that he’s wearing purple… more appropriate.
1-800- this song hurts my ears
I’m not gonna post pictures.. just because I don’t want to waste space.
Lauren:
I love “unchained melody”. Ghost. RIP Patrick Swayze.
Lauren… I adore you. Not your hair though… I wish your mom would stop doing it.. this isn’t toddlers & tiaras.
Her phrasing is weird… but I like this new found Lauren.
Steven is SUCH A CREEPER!!! I feel like he has cameras in the girls’ dressing room.
Scotty:
ELVIS!! This is when I fell in love with him for the first time. Scotty and his giant wooden cross necklace is flirting with me again.
How many illegitimate children does Scotty have??
Scotty has a way of making every song *babylockdemdoors*. It’s unbelievable. Almost like magic.
Scotty looks bored with himself…. but his Grandma is a winner!!! I want to trade in my Iggy for her!
Haley:
Haley sounds like me when I pretend to sing. I wish I could record my voice, because that’s what I sound/look like when I’m trying to be funny and I’m dying for my parents (or whoever’s around me) to scream “SHUT UP!” at me. But Haley wants people to pay to hear her…. I should get paid.
Okay… well apparently everyone loves Haley because they are all standing up.
If she can get paid to sound drunk.. I can get paid too! DONE!!!
So I’m amped for this show to be over. I’m gonna pretend and be Mexican tomorrow so I don’t feel guilty for drinking tequila on a Thursday night. I think I’ll like J Lo’s performance tomorrow better if I have tequila coursing through my veins.
-Rocco
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She’s just so hardcore. Can not be tamed. What would Hannah Montana say??
1) She clearly is trying to have a sing off with Casey Abrams, but growling and grunting always wins.
2) Haven’t Nirvana fans been through enough???
-Rocco
My boo Casey Abrams was on Regis & Kelly this morning and he’s still as wonderful early in the morning.
1) Where is the upright bass dude???
2) He loves Moulin Rogue! Never seen anyone who loves it more. I think we should go on a date and watch this movie.
3) Look at his little curly fro.
4) I don’t think he growled once.
5) Kelly Ripa wants the bass too.
6) Look at him dancing at the end. Love him.
The ABC studios are like 2 blocks from me…I should probably go buy Moulin Rogue! and invite him to sit with me at work and we can watch it.
-Rocco
Awesome. I was concerned about that little sex kitten Haley for a second. But, Casey said he hates her ( or that they aren’t dating) so that means he can pluck all the way over to my heart and apartment. Awesome.
Oh and before I get into the interview thing, Mamadukes said she wanted Casey to go home because, and I quote, “he’s strange”. I’m gonna tell him that and then when he meets my parents it’s going to be awkward.
Awkward!
It’s a good thing I couldn’t ask a question this week because I probably would have just begged Casey to hang out with me and that would have been really uncomfortable for everyone involved. You can read my non-awkward take on the conference call HERE. Go there. It’s serious and there are full sentences and I didn’t once beg Casey to be my BFF, and possible lover via the written word.
These are the silly things I learned:
1) I can’t follow directions and once again hit wrong buttons, multiple times.
2) Casey’s Ninja roll on stage was him being in “random mode”. This kid is constantly stoned. I’m sure.
3) He has a sweet sounded voice. It’s comforting. That was weird that I just said that.
4) Steven Tyler is a better kisser than J Lo.
5) His album cover will have a beard and an upright bass. That was his answer when he was asked “what will your album be like??” meaning musically, not aesthetically. Casey cracks me up.
6) He kinda sorta didn’t answer people’s questions. It was hilarious.
7) He plays a shit ton of instruments, including the sitar. Yeah! THE SITAR!! CASEY MARRY ME!
8 ) He wanted to play Blink 182 this week. You suck America.
9) Likes dulcimers. Again, marry me.
10) Crystal Bowersox gave him a microphone. He likes her.
11) I can already tell he’s gonna be a nut job during the idol tour. Thank Oprah!
I seriously am so sad he’s gone. Even more than P Mac. P Mac was eye candy. Casey is like my eye and brain candy.
This one is for you Mamadukes!
-Rocco
1) What is the point of this??
2) Scotty trying to be British is kinda hot. Am I gonna have to fall in love with a 17-year-old now because Casey and P Mac is gone??
3) If all these British people are so important why are they not in England?? They’d rather be in LA hanging out with Idol contestants?? Okay.
4) Everyone is talking in a British accent and Haley says something in Spanish. I’m not shocked at all by this.
1) Haley can not sing unless Casey is with her. She just looks wasted and drunk.
2) Scotty Playa Playa… you are my new love.
3) Okay producers… we get it. Casey and Haley are banging.
4) Or maybe Casey and James are??? Hmmmm.
5) I like Lauren’s dress. I love polka dots.
6) This is freakin’ hilarious.
Dev asked me if they were actresses. HAHAHHA
And then I stopped watching.
The results show could be 30 minutes if all of this nonsense was cut out.
-Rocco
You Know What’s Not Going To Be Romantical Next Week?? AMERICAN IDOL!! Casey Is Gone And Therefore His Growling With Haley Is Donzo
Posted on: April 29, 2011
What a long ass title!!
Before we get into the other shenanigans that was American Idol last night (seriously… this show is getting so boring and now with this outcome I’m finding it really hard to watch) let’s just discuss my broken heart.
CASEY IS GONE!!! *sob*
I don’t know who the f**k is voting for Jacob, but we should kidnap them until the finale in May. How is that man still around?? He word a plaid jacket WITH a matching bow tie and danced like Carlton Banks!!!! I just can’t. I can’t believe a gay, black man has made it this far… I’m actually a little impressed with America.
Who's voting for me?!?
And let’s just say… Casey and Haley’s “relationship” now has to go long distance which means she’ll be really bad next week because she’s too heartbroken to go on.
Why didn’t they make out?? He should have stuck his tongue down her throat! He basically assaulted the audience during his little send off performance… why not accost your girlfriend, the one person who wants you too?? Boys are silly.
Good times.
Oh and by the way… every time Devy Wevy Bevy watches this show with me, my favorite goes home!! (Just P Mac and now Casey). Awful. Oh and she also asked me who won Idol last year….. she’s coming with me to see Lee D so it’s going to be a good story already.
Oh and just because I’m so obsessed with it… I think I have pink eye. I just wanted to let you know that I’m an adult and I got pink eye… how is that possible?!!? Probably because NYC is filthy.
-Rocco
American Idol Hangover: I’m Just Gonna Post Casey Abrams Because The Show Was So Boring
Posted on: April 28, 2011
I’m honestly surprised there are no reports of people killing themselves over Idol this morning. Last nights show was so extremely boring… I don’t even know what I was talking about during live-ish blog. I was just straight making shit up.
What was going on?
We had Ryan Seacrest forcing everyone to touch and fall in love, Randy Jackson had a giant “R” on his sweater, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler wore shiny outfits, and the contestants sang extremely boring songs from Carole King that I didn’t even know existed.
Oh and Jacob Lusk thought it was a great idea to wear this:
Oh, and he danced like Carlton Banks which was another awesomeidea.
Let’s just watch Casey Abrams make Haley Reinhart sing better because she wants to get laid and then let’s watch him grunt and growl all over the stage like a bad ass mofo.
Oh my Oprah he tinkers on that piano like he plucks that bass. Hot.
-Rocco
Top 6!! Is this season taking forever for you??? Because I feel like it should have ended weeks ago, yet I’m still sitting here making fun of these people, in the nicest way possible, of course because my mother raised me right.
The kiddies are singing songs from Carole King and I’m pretty sure Big D has the hots for her. I think that’s true… I could be flat-out lying and thinking of someone else, but let’s just go with the story that if Big D ever left Mamadukes it would be for Cher or Carole King. That’s funny. And it would just be awkward to call my father asking him who’d he’d leave my mother for.
PS I tried to find the most ridiculous pictures of these people for some extra funnies. And minus Lauren Alaina… it wasn’t hard. EVERY picture is ridiculous.
No one should sing “I Feel The Earth Move” because that’s insensitive to the planet and it’s the exact opposite of my most favorite song “Earth Stood Still” so, just don’t do it, because I will be pissed.
Heeeey. Don't sing songs that are opposite of mine! Where's Oscar??
HERE I AM LEE D!
Oscar has no idea who Carole King is, so he’s completely useless tonight. But he really loves the song “Weightless” so maybe he’ll just sing that over and over. (I’m clearly just throwing in random Lee D. things for some reason. I must miss him)
Oh and I also heard Miley Cyrus is gonna show up and have a sing off with Lauren Alaina. Okay, that last part is not true, but Miley Cyrus will be there because apparently she is a genius musician and her aid helped Lee D. all the way to the crown, so why not bring her back???
Miley: I'm gonna hug you/ Lee D: I'd rather you not.
Miley: *whispers in his ear* I’m gonna get you the crown because I’m an awesome mentor and according to my Dad I ruined our family.
Lee D: Wait.. what?? Please let go.
Okay! This has gone on for way too long… let’s get to the show:
Ryan looks like a nerd again. I wish he wouldn’t look like that.
Oh and Jacob looks extra geeky with a dash of gay in that plaid suit and bow-tie. Ohhhh tonight will be fun!
The sheen and shine between J Lo and Steven Tyler is just too much. I need sunglasses.
Ohhhhh I remember this chick. I studied her career in school during my pop theory/composition class…. I remember nothing. Clearly, because I thought she may have been dead. I’m a mess. I do remember she hearts James Taylor.. my brain functions like US Weekly. Again, I’m a mess.
Babyface!!!! Do you know how many babies were conceived to Babyface jams. I think Dancing Baby was conceived that way.
Kenneth!!! He's kinda my creator. *dance dance*
Jacob:
Jacob should probably just quit. Right?? He can’t handle this.
Jacob has a crush on Babyface… I’m pretty sure he likes him. He even threw himself on the ground in the name of lust. Duh.
Piano intro?? Slow jam?? Kill me.
NIIIIIIICE JACKET!! He loos like Carlton
(I had an awesome GIF but it’s not functioning.)
I’m glad it was more upbeat… but the dancing in the bow tie has to stop.
Ryan fixing the bow tie?? BE MORE GAY!
1-800- It’s not unusual….. <— watch Fresh Prince if that isn’t funny.
Lauren:
I don’t have a ridiculous picture of Lauren.. I’m sure a winner tonight!
You are not prepared Rocco!!
I am not prepared Rocco. Lo siento Selena Y Los Dinos!
Does anyone miss Will I Am??? Besides Oscar, of course! No!
Miley you speak the truth… I make fun of Miley all the time. Like now: Miley, you being there is so pointless.
I don’t know any of these songs… I’m bored. I like Lauren’s dress… she sounds good. She wears too many cowboy boots.
Is she gonna give that kid in the Old Navy polo a lap dance?? Oh no.. she just ignored him like Lee D. ignores the people he brings on stage. Oh another Lee D. reference. I’m on a roll tonight!
Selena Y Los Dinos is crying because Lauren pushed through something?? I’m so confused.
Where's Will I Am?!?!?
1-800- Miley Cyrus is pointless
Steven just told her to sing badly because it shows character. AWESOME!!
Ryan is trying to make a pedophile joke and now it’s just uncomfortable.
Why does Carole king spell her name with an “e”??? That’s weird.
Duets:
THIS IS DUMB for many reasons:
1) Stop wasting time. Make this show an hour. I have things to do during the 9 o clock hour.
2) Stop throwing Haley and Casey’s maybe sorta banging relationship in my face Lythgoe!! I get it they make beautiful music on and off the stage. Geeez.
I’m not even gonna put a picture of these two… my heart can’t handle it.
Did I not say to NOT sing this song???!! Casey… we are in our first fight!
Okay.. I wanna make up with Casey. I’m sorry Casey… you can mess around with this chick… I don’t care.. I get it.. she wears short, sparkly dresses. No one can compete with that.
Did I not say that this season was a matchmaker season?? Like, that was the point?? Yes, I did… and that is what’s happening.
I’m just gonna listen to Mamadukes when she says he looks like a serial killer… no one wants to date a serial killer.
Scotty:
Scotty going out of his comfort zone?? My Oprah.. I hope he raps.
By the way… my sister loves Scotty. She is a married woman with a child and she says Scotty makes her blush. She literally said those words to me… and then I felt like I had to compete with her to make Scotty fall in love with me. That happened over Easter weekend.
This show is so boring, I start telling personal stories. Good times.
Okay.. I miss the whole beginning of this because Harry Potter part deux trailer is muy imporante.
This still sounds country… but I heart Scotty. He’s adorbs.
Is this song from Toy Story?? That’d be pretty cool. I wish his eyebrows would stop moving up and down.
1-800 Rocco cares about Harry Potter more than Scotty Playa Playa
Scotty Playa Playa just flirted with my sister via the TV screen. She may have gotten divorced because of it.
James:
Dirty Dancing anyone????!!!
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Ohh his ears light up like Kevin McCallister at the beginning of Home Alone 2 when Buzz puts the candle behind Kevin’s ears. HAHAHHAHA. <— can you tell I’m so over this episode.
Whoa. J Lo… you are out of your mind with the dancing.
1-800- You’re WILD!!
Imagine James won this whole thing. That’d be fun.
Steven made out with a girl. Excellent
Oh good we learned Steven Tyler lost his virginity to this song. Great image.
Ryan needs to stop forcing people to touch tonight. It’s creeping me out.
Who the f**k is Heidi?? I hope that was a shout out to Heidi Montag. That’d be awesome.
Oh James!!
Ryan just said I COULD make this really awkward??? YOU ARE!!
So, basically these duets are set up by who’s sleeping together, right?? Good. I hope James and Jacob are happy together. I could see them lasting.
Speaking of couples…. my favorite couple, The Obama’s will be on Oprah.
That was a sweet song.
Casey:
Jimmy Iovine hates Casey.
Did I ever tell you I love a boy in plaid shorts?? I do. I totally do. I heart Casey again. I love him. It’s on. I’m funnier than Haley…. that’s what matters.
OMO! He tinkers on that piano like he plucks that bass. My heart!!
That trumpet player better back up off of Casey.
He’s literally just walking around the stage talking to the band and back up singers. Great.
1-800 I wear plaid shorts like a bad ass
Casey wants to date this crazy above. Those eyes say nut job. Just saying.
NICE HEADBAND!!! I think she has shells on it… or balls. Or treats!!
She “got” the “get”… oh man!! Irony!
did they set that up so if she messes up it’s cool?? That’d be smart.
I got up and got a piece of chocolate, but that was the best I’ve heard her. Good job Haley.
1-800- Steven saw Oprah???
Duets:
Jacob and James. Please touch.
White pants?!??!?!? Oprah is behind this.
J Lo almost flashed her hoo hah.. embarrassing.
I’m gonna stop watching this and jump in the shower. They are wearing white after Labor Day. I can’t support that.
-Rocco
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Casey Abrams is sweeping the nation and that makes me happy.
But this is not about Casey… it’s about the D Man and I gotta tell you… this was a long ass interview. 11 MINUTES?!?!? I can’t even have a conversation with my best friend for 11 minutes without getting distracted.
I jumped around a bit, but this is what I learned.
1) D Man loves Casey.
2) D Man hates Stefano.
3) He has a wheelhouse of lyrics. Whatever that means?
4) He wrote 80 songs. Pro-li-fic!
5) D Man’s explanation of the album cover did not make sense to the interview lady, no matter what noise she made. (go to 9:56 so you laugh at this)
6) This Loud Morning is basically about a REM cycle.
David Cook. I love you.
By the way… I bought “Last Goodbye” and I actually listen to it. I put Taylor Swift on the shelf for a second to listen to this song 2x on my way to work with a rewind on the 2nd verse each time. I’m not messing around.
-Rocco
