Posts Tagged ‘Cee- Lo Green’
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They should just perform for an hour each week on television and scrap the talent competition. There is enough of that on TV. I want to see Adam Levine and Blake Shelton (my new cowboy crush) perform every week. But they can even leave Cee- Lo Green at home, because he wears red velour suits and it’s 2011.
Blake Shelton, you’ve never looked so out-of-place in your life and my god can Christina Aguilera sing.
I watched this again and Blake Shelton is still super awkward and out-of-place.
-Rocco
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That is the most straight-laced title I will ever write. I wish I could have Carson Daly announce it to make it sound more official. Every Carson Daly does is official and perfect.
Apparently, Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green recorded a song called “Nasty”. I don’t really have much of an opinion on it except that it has a horn section and that’s always fun.
I just have a firm belief that Cee Lo Green is a nut job. Is that a false impression I’m getting??
-Rocco
The Voice: The Lone Mormon Edition
Posted on: May 4, 2011
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The Voice is my new favorite show that I don’t watch in real time.
Okay… apparently there is only 1 gay Mormon (that we know of) but I’m gonna need this guy to win. For all the gay Mormons in the world, because I feel like they are frowned upon usually.
But, before we get into all that… Raquel sings “Bleeding Love” and I love this song… I’m glad she isn’t a sucky 16-year-old and Adam Levine hates her.
I’m shocked that Christina Aguilera didn’t push the button within 5 seconds because she could totally turn this around and make it about her. Oh, but wait, Christina Aguilera isn’t J Lo.
And now… for the gay Mormon singing a song that everyone hates. Make yourself more of a minority… please.
Rocco thinks I'm from Utah
Darren Criss… you better watch your warbler ass… the Mormons could take over. And Blake Shelton wasted no time.
I see a wedding band?? Are gay Mormons allowed to be married??!?!?? Who is feeding me this information??
If he is neither a mormon or a gay man… I apologize. I blame the internet for having false info land in my lap.
And this was satisfying-ly obnoxious, yet adorable.
Okay, so that’s who I judged by their song choice and their faces. Any one else I should check out, besides the sexiness of Blake Shelton??
Carson Daly is the best part of this show… they need more of him.
-Rocco
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I stole that from Adam Levine.
I didn’t watch The Voice last night because there was just too many options of television and that stresses me out. So, instead I just went to another blog and judged a book by its cover (the exact opposite point of this show, because that how I roll ) and listened to random people.
Frenchie Davis took off her clothes, got kicked of American Idol, shaved her head, and may or may not be a lesbian.
I give her props for still auditioning for shit. I would have gave up years ago and just married up in economic status.
Tje has the funniest name on the planet. I’m pretty sure his mother just grabbed letters out of hat to make that name. But, he has fun hair and sings Bruno Mars. Cool.
I don’t like his name. Maybe he should add more letters??
Patricka has a cowboy hat and will quickly become best friends with Blake Shelton. Aren’t all cowboys bros??? Probably. He didn’t sing the Kris with A K song like I thought this was going to be… duh. <— That’s what I get for judging a book by its cover.
Christina Aguilera obviously hates him.
Elowen. Is this the group name, her name, or his name?? I’m obsessed with everyone’s title.
I like this. I like her dress. And that boy is probably Amish. I’m now obsessed with him. But he’s married and now I have to be a home wrecker. Great.
This show confuses me. So, it’s a competition between the judges too??? I don’t get it. I like it though. I’m just gonna do it this way each week, so hopefully you’re down with that.
I’m just really glad Adam Levine will be on TV every week. He’s very attractive. I also have a crush on Blake Shelton. Perfect. I can’t watch TV unless I’m attracted to a man on the screen… that’s just the way I am.
-Rocco
