Posts Tagged ‘Celine Dion’
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Celine Dion has a way of turning everything into something I never want to hear again.
Adele is great. “Rolling In The Deep” is a great song— but when Celine Dion sings it I want to roll myself deep into a 6 foot grave and never listen to this song again.
That being said, as great as the image is of this video, I’d like to see live footage because Celine Dion is a crazy person on stage.
-Rocco
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Wow.
*gags* I'm gonna barf
You would think out of all the people in the world, Kate Winslet would love Celine Dion’s ”My Heart Will Go On”. WRONG!!!
She hates it. It makes her sick. She wants to vomit.
“I wish I could say, ‘Oh listen, everybody! It’s the Celine Dion song!’ But I don’t, I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. [It makes me] feel like throwing up. It’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song.”
Bruno Mars Is Obviously Going To Be In Theaters In April For Titanic’s Re-Release
Posted on: February 28, 2012
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Ummm…. this is perfect.
Who doesn’t love “My Heart Will Go”. Just the melody of that song brings me to a convulsing sob because it’s so heartbreaking and because SHE PHYSICALLY LET GO, BUT NOT EMOTIONALLY!!!
Oh God… now, I’m crying.
Anyway, Bruno Mars randomly sang “My Heart Will Go On”. I have no idea why… I don’t care why. He does things and wears things without me even asking. Heart him.
(There’s some other songs on this awful video… but the beginning is all that matters)
Obviously a massive Titanic fan is what we have proof of.
And as a bonus… A Titanic clip to Bruno Mars music, because they fit together like ships and icebergs.
Rose DeWitt Bukater didn’t catch shit for Jack, but Jack was catching hypothermia.
-Dawson….Rocco Dawson
Wanna Hear Previews Of New Glee Songs?? Well, Click Here. (Fake Dance Off As Well)
Posted on: April 14, 2011
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Glee will return next week with “Night Of Neglect”, and we got some jams that will be sung. Just previews..so don’t get too excited.
First off, my new hero Paltrow, will be singing Adele’s “Turning Tables” (love), and the girl who’s dating Mike Chang (can’t think of her name.. Jenna?) will be singing “I Follow Rivers” by Lykke Li (done!). The rest of the previews are of an Aretha Franklin song sung by Amber Riley’s character and a Celine Dion song sung by Charice. I don’t really care.
Both those girls kill these songs. I’m impressed with Paltrow. What else does girl do?? She recently just released a cookbook. What? Impressive.
And even more importantly… DANCE OFF!!!
TatisR sent me this great GIF of Mike Chang dancing the Dancing Baby dance… so naturally, a dance off occurs. Our contenders are Mike Chang and Dancing Baby.
I’ll let you guys choose. My vote and heart obviously belongs to Dancing Baby.
New Glee April 19th.
-Rocco
American Idol Twitter Shenanigans
Posted on: March 31, 2011
1) I hate when people pretend like they don’t know how to work Facebook. All you do is put in your email address, get a password that no ex-boyfriend will ever find out, and begin to stalk said ex-boyfriend. SIMPLE! Mark Zuckerberg may be a genius, but he created it for morons.
And yes, this message was to my Dr. Snuggle Bear. (Mamadukes thinks Casey looks like my dentist and that’s why I like him. 1) I hate doctors… therefore I hate my dentist. No offense. 2) This has never been farther from the truth. Casey has never looked less like my dentist 3) I think Mamadukes may be drinking during Idol and I blame Naima and her offensive Jamaican accent!)
Stalk me Casey. Please, stalk me.
2) WHAT IS THIS????
Who is sending my boo flowers?!?!?!? I’m the least competitive person on the planet, but I’ll fight him for you.
I’m sending this to P Mac next week.
By the way, the fruit will be fresh and NOT from 1999.
Who doesn’t freakin’ love fruit cut out in the shape of flowers??? NO ONE! Plus, there’s chocolate on that. I’m salivating just looking at this picture.
Mamadukes sent this to me one year for my birthday…. best gift ever.
Sooooo let’s see who he invites to the farm next week ladies and gents. <— I can only assume he has male admirers. His pearly whites see no gender.
**EDIT** HOLD THE F**KING PHONE!!
A mixtape?? A mixtape sans Backstreet Boys and Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On”?!?!? What kind of games are we playing here???
-Rocco
Casey Abrams & Julie Zorilla
Posted on: March 5, 2011
LeahMS86 sent me another gem.
A gem that fills my heart with love and joy…. and then abruptly squashes it and bleeds because true love is being forced apart.
(so dramatic)
In case you are blind and/or don’t care about my now bleeding heart and crushed soul… that’s Casey Abrams (my new BFF) and my favorite real life Disney Princess, Julie Zorrilla/Petticoat, hugging it out.
SHE RAN INTO HIS ARMS!!! I can’t see her feet, but I bet one or two legs are up off of the ground.
I’m pretty sure I heard her say “I love you”.
And I just read the info on the video (Was this made specifically for me?? No one has ever done that. I’m so happy!!) and all that I said was confirmed.
Casey makes it into the top 12 & the 1st person 2 hug him is Julie (who’d already been cut) & she says she loves him. Awww. Rocco u might have a knack for this matchmaker gig! lol I believe their love will go on… *cue Titanic music*
I knew these two were in love and meant for each other. Patti Stanger can suck it!
I’m gonna go watch that video over and over while listening to this.
Thank you Leah. Thank you.
-Rocco
PS I actually sat and watched that whole video.
At first glance I thought he bought that necklace at the Native American Museum gift shop…..
But now I realize his douche bag, condescending, and sexist fiancée gave it too him.
Lee D. only wore it this once… it was a dreadful heavy thing.
I’m confident this means he loves Titanic. I think this is the 3rd reference I pretended that he made to it… so that makes it official.
So if you want to go to a real party…. someone will draw him wearing this…. wearing only this. And listen, you can be blasé about some things… but not about Lee bear or the heart of the ocean. And plus, he’d rather be your whore than her husband, so it’s cool.
I’m gonna ask Lee D. to teach me to ride like a man, chew tobacco like a man… and SPIT like a man. And no, they did not teach me that in finishing school.
So, just remember Lee bear, open the gate right now…. you jump, I jump…. and I’ll never let go. I hope I die an old lady in my bed after I made lots and lots of babies.
*Can I have your name love?*
-Dewyze, Rocco DeWyze
PS. This is the most incoherent post I’ve ever written. Makes absolutely no sense. It was just a test for myself to see how many Titanic quotes I remembered off the top of my head. I’m going to go sing “My Heart Will Go On” into my can of Red Bull.
HOLLYWOOD WEEK!! Wow… feels like a life time ago auditions started.
This is when the show starts getting good. The tears really start flowing… people start fighting… I heard there are some sordid love affairs… and people sometimes throw things like lamps. In other words… freak flags fly and people let out their bat shit crazy!
I didn’t even get new Steven Tyler pictures.. I suck. I wasn’t prepared for the Hollywood week beat down. Let’s hope these contestants are ready for it.
I won’t post the ostrich anymore. I promise. It’s just so funny.
Randy Jackson… stop saying the talent is better this season. You say that EVERY season!!! It loses its strength and credibility. Idiot.
Some of these people already annoy me. You can always tell small town folk… the people who get super excited about hotel rooms. Most people fear bed bugs… small town folk relish in the queen size bed. <— that just made me sound like a super bitch. I’ve been watching to much J Lo. I apologize… but I’m not gonna delete it.
My goal tonight is to hate someone and fall in love with someone… LET’S GO! (don’t mind the random and sporadic pictures… and don’t mind the made up names on the contestants. Try to keep up)
BRET!
Nice hair… glad he didn’t use conditioner.
He’s dizzy. Please don’t faint.
I like this kid. He’s a weirdo… but I like him.
Bret just gave his haters a big f**k you. You go boy!
I love how they throw Ry Ry up on the balcony. No one wants to hang out with him anymore. He’s nothing without Simon.
memories
RACHEL!!
I know this girl. Like actually know her. Kind of. One of the guys I work with (who is a super talented musician… crazy talented)… that’s his ex GF. I have a source. It’s offic. And I swear to Oprah that’s true.
Casey!!
My Frank Sinatra stoner…I heart him. He may be my crush. I love Seth Rogan.. so I love him.
VICTORIA!
Oh I think I hate her. Wait. I know I hate her.
Why is she wearing a winter coat in Hollywood?
The sound of her voice makes me want to punch something.
She has a stage Mom I’m sure. Yup.. her mom is clapping along, planning to scream at her if she messes up.
I can not wait to hear about her and her purity ring for the next few weeks.
Oh wow… she went home. Wasn’t expecting that. Guess we’ll never know about the ring.
Now I feel bad for making fun of her. I hope her mom doesn’t freak out too much. (“No more sweat tea for you!!”)
Go film yourself driving home.
Where are the fights??
James Durbin is the Adam Lambert circa now.
Paris is great. I think I like her.
Paris Tassin!!
She just sang “My Heart Will Go On”… YOU GO GIRL!
Jack Dawson and I will vote for you.
I’ll never let go Paris… I’ll never let go.
James!!!
Stop being Adam Lambert please… are the Glamberts going to jump ship and follow him???
I can’t wait to see this…. Birthday cakes will be made.
Stormi!!
That isn’t her real name. I refuse to believe that.
She isn’t that good.
“end of her reign/rain” BA DUM CHH! You are funny Ry Ry.
Lauren/Molly!!!
I call her two names.
GHOST! WIN! I’m so into these people singing movie theme songs right now.
You are not in danger girl.
Chris Medina!!
Oh I forgot about this kid. So sad. I love these two lovers. I like him. Glad he’s going on.
I just wanted to put that picture of Steven Tyler in. I feel like I’ve been neglecting him.
I feel so bad for these nervous people. I can’t even make fun of that. I would vomit on that stage so quickly. You have no idea. I’m so shy in real life… I would never be able to do that. <— just a little fun fact about Rocco.
JACEE!!
YESS!! NO STD’s!!! I heart this kid.
Can his voice get any prettier?? The answer to that question is no.
Hollie!!
Holy shit! Did she sing like this during her audition??
Wasn’t she the one sobbing??
Getting yourself together girl… I like that.
Steve BaGiant!!!
Michael Buble is sexy. This guy is not.
Wow.. Selena is going to get audited because she just kicked the accountant out. Bitch is going to jail. Better get Ben to bail you out!
Casey Abrams needs to be my best friend… like now. He just feels bad and hugs random people. He’s such a college kid who just smokes his bong all day and then plays jazz music.
blowing on the ivories
Who is the sponsor?? FORD?!?!? I would never have guessed.
Am I gonna get a check for this??
How did these people who suck get through?? I’m blaming it on Selena Y Los Dinos.
Rob & Chelsea??
Ex- couple???
Wow.. I’m just putting myself in that situation and I want to kill myself. I would quit the show myself.
Nice producers!! Way to put the people who hate each other with the people who fake love each other for ratings.
Nigel Lythgoe is a dick.
You see?? It's called February sweeps!
Are we going to have a wedding on the finale?? I hope Ryan Seacrest gets ordained as a minister??
FINK!
He’s weird.. he never stops smiling. STOP SMILING!!
Jacqueline!!
I wore that in my hair when I was 4. And I was a stylish pre-schooler, I’ll have you know.
I wonder if she knows Fink’s sweet loving is really meant for another man??
Hmmm…
Let me guess… they split up the couple?? SHOCKING.
Nick Fink has on a satin jacket… if that doesn’t spell out G-A-Y… I don’t know what does.
Yes!! He’s going to beg to stay… this is the stuff I live for. He just got kicked off and he’s still smiling like a fool.
Wow… keep singing you idiot. You don’t look like a fool at all.
Jacqueline is breaking up with him as they hug… I’m convinced of it.
Is Fink yelling at Seacrest?? Only I can make fun of Ry Ry…. check yo self before you wreckity wreck yo’self!
Scottie!!
oooo Rocco.... *ribbit*
I’d date him if he didn’t have that giant cross hanging from his neck.
I want him to sing/whisper sweet nothings to me about bull frogs in that deep timbre.
He sounds like a bullfrog and I like it.
I bet you $20 bucks he drives a pick up truck.
Jackie Wilson and Jerome Bell!!
It's cuz I'm black isn't it??
Jackie wears denim skirts and Jerome Bell is still attractive. But tall, dark and handsome black men never win Idol… let’s be real. It’s a shame.
I looooove denim skirts
Dirty Jersey Girl!!
Oh she’s a winner. And she’s stuck up. Arrogant. She must listen to Lady Gaga.
She could be on Jersey Shore. The Situation would bang her.
Travis Orlando!!
I like this kid. He’s from the Bronx like J Lo. J Lo knows what it’s like because she’s from the block and she’s real.
YOU KEEP TIFFANY AND NOT TRAVY TRAV!!
J Lo just sent Travis back to the shelter… I hope she can sleep at night in her king size bed sans cockroaches as Travis rides the 6 train home in tears (And yes the 6 train goes from Hollywood to the Bronx.. duh)
Oh this montage is too much… I can’t keep up. A lot of people are moving on and the only person I caught going through was my possible Guido boyfriend Stefano (more on that tomorrow)
Groups are happening next week! This is my favorite.. fighting… tears… bitch slaps… J Lo picking favorites… people quitting… LOVE IT!
See you next week.
I don’t know why I said that… I’ll write tomorrow. Duh.
-Rocco
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Why isn’t this a national holiday??? This is bullshit! Who do I write to about this??? This is why I forgot.
You forgot my birthday girl?!?!
I’m very neglectful with this whole birthday business this week. Did I miss anyone else??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL!
But let’s be real… you’re not as important as Oprah.
I should celebrate January 29th as Christmas. I don’t know why I haven’t. When I have a family, this is going to be the day to celebrate. And instead of a Christmas tree, we will celebrate around a television and watch OWN Network all day. And yes OWN Network will still be on in 5-10 years.
GO SHORTY… IT’S YO BIRTHDAY!!! YOU GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S YO BIRTHDAY!
This cake is made out of gold. Literally.
I wonder what Oprah does on her birthday??
I get excited when I can convince more than 2 people to come out to dinner for my birthday.
She can get John Travolta, the Obama’s, Celine Dion, and apparently Stevie Wonder, to kick it with her on her birthday.
I want to get invited to that bash… that’s my goal in life.
You're invited!
RSVP??? YES! And I’ll check off for the vegetarian dish.
Just think… this woman has ruled the universe for 57 years. Oh, and I also decided that she is Mother Nature. Like actual Mother Nature. So, next time the weather sucks… you shake your fist at the sky and say “Come on Oprah!!!”
But, don’t be shaking your fists today… it’s Oprah’s birthday.
It’s my sabbath… I’m doing nothing!!
-Rocco
Whether you know me in real life by my birth name , or in the fake life I lead by the name of Rocco, or even if you knew me in a past life, you all know I love Titanic. (And yes, I loved Titanic in a previous life, before it was even created…. I love it that much.) I will try to mention how much I love Titanic in ANY conversation I have. If I’m on a date and there is an awkward silence… I’ll talk about Titanic and then me and the guy end up fighting about it because he doesn’t want to recite lines from the movie with me. So weird, right??
This movie changed my life and changes my life every time I see it. I know that sounds very dramatic, but it’s true.
I remember seeing it in the theaters with Mamadukes, Big D and my sister on New Year’s Day 1998. And for me at 12 to sit still during a movie that clocks in at 3 hours and 17 minutes… it must have been GOOOOOD. Even as a child, Leonardo DiCaprio blew me away… and I didn’t even really hit puberty yet and have crushes on boys… it was his acting. Kate Winslet was exquisite (I may have even said that word. It was my first 3 syllable word) and I instantly made a mental note to be more like her in my life.
I had no idea what love was at 12, but I knew that when I eventually fell in love ,it was going to be like Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater. (I refuse to believe that Jack and Rose didn’t really exist and that portion of the plot is fake. They are real people. And they really were in such awesome love like that) And I totally still use that as a gauge for falling in love. So take note fellas…. if it’s not a you jump, I jump kinda thing, you can just take yourself elsewhere, because I’d rather be his whore, than you’re wife. *SPIT*
In all honestly, you should probably break up/divorce your boyfriend/girlfriend if it’s not like Jack and Rose. You’re both just wasting your time. You’ll thank me later.
Anyway… I love this movie. I watch it every time it’s on TV, I watch it on DVD when I’m feeling I need some life answers, and I recite every line.
Sweet4Dewyze is not only sweet for Lee D….. she is apparently Sweet 4 Titanic. She sent me a trailer for Titanic II. And yes, like you, I immediately said “WTF?” (I literally said the letters).
Before I show that trailer… let’s watch the orig Titanic.
I mean if you didn’t get goosebumps from the beauty of that trailer, you’re an idiot. I don’t mean to be harsh, but wow. Epic tale is all I get from that.
And now for the awesome-ly bad Titanic II trailer. I give the people who made this a lot of credit. You’ve got some balls to make a sequel to Titanic. I mean, if only because you should live in the fear that James Cameron could have you killed for it.
“Looks like history is repeating itself”…. great freakin’ line. It’s in the same vein as “I believe you’ll get your headlines Mr. Ismay”
And that shit is on fire. The first Titanic at least had that going for it…. it wasn’t engulfed in flames. I wouldn’t be able to handle the stress of the ship sinking and being on fire. It’s too much.
So, that is great, and then I see another trailer for Titanic: Jack Is Back or something like that. Clearly, this is fake, but so so hilarious.
It’s very long, but this person took the time to add the breath-taking score of the orig Titanic, and some great clips of other Leo movies and then some techno Celine Dion. If this was in 3D… I’m there.
I’m in such a mood to watch Titanic now.
Oh Oprah. Even this song gives me chills. I should probably be in therapy over this yeah??
-Rocco
