Posts Tagged ‘Charlie Sheen’
Oh Nice. Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Will Be In Scary Movie 5 Together
Posted on: August 6, 2012
What’s even worse than these two being in a movie together is the fact that they’re making another Scary Movie. Are 5 of these even necessary? The first one wasn’t even that funny.
Lindsay Lohan’s career is obviously doing a great job with its comeback because between her made for tv movie, soft corn porn, and this… I mean, she’s on her way to the Academy Awards.
I’m kinda hoping they fall in love. Let’s start that rumor when these two start filming together.
-Rocco
That’s pretty much the mental state Charlie Sheen is in, which is an improvement from him doing cocaine off of hookers and carrying around a machete.
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Charlie Sheen is promoting his new show, Anger Management (as far as I know, Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson have nothing to do with this), he’s admitting he was out of his goddamn mind.
“I’m not crazy any more. That was an episode,” Sheen says, laughing, as he spoke with reporters at Sunday night’s Fox Network Television Critics Association party in Pasadena, Calif.
“I think I’m a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality.”
… Of late, Sheen says instead of sounding off on Twitter, “I’ve been spending a lot of time with the kids, a lot of time with the family and I’m getting back into work mode,” adding that he is goddess-free these days. “I’m a single guy hanging out with my children.”
They let him near the children? Sounds safe.
Don't worry, this is an old picture. He's safe now.
We should keep Charlie Sheen on a close watch those… this just sounds like the downside of manic behavior. One side is all hookers, drugs and catchphrases, and the other is hanging out with your kids. I saw it on a documentary once.
-Rocco
Sex addiction is every celebrity’s favorite illness. It’s becoming the new cocaine addiction. David Duchovny to Tiger Woods to Charlie Sheen…. they all use it, so of course Hollywood decided to pen a script about sex addiction.
And even more shockingly the critics love it. Let’s just assume they are all cheating on their wives because they have a sex addiction.
-Rocco
So, we all know that Charlie Sheen lost his mind a few months ago and the world secretly loved every minute of it. I sure loved every minute of it, because for a good month I wrote about Charlie Sheen every day and scoured the internet for fun stories about him.
Anyway, now Charlie is all recouped and feeling more sane because he’s on the Emmy’s being “nice” (read my views on this HERE) and now he’s receiving $25 million as a settlement from Warner Bros. after he sued them for $100 million for wrongful termination when he was fired from Two And A Half Men because he was coked out with whores 24/7. Ahhh America!
That’s really all I have to say about this. I just wanted to tell you all that in the next few months I think a few of us should try this out, as a social experiment, and see how it works out for us. Do male hookers exist??
I do hope Charlie takes some of that money and gets new teeth, because the gold pirate teeth are STILL not working for him.
-Rocco
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This seems suspicious to me. Charlie Sheen is scary when he’s seen posing with replacement Ashton Kutcher and saying his well wishes to the new cast/season of Two And A Half Men. I feel like this is something the creepy guy at work does right before he brings a machine gun to work the next day.
I’m so creeped out. He was probably pumping some sort of lethal chemical agent through the air vents while he was speaking.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUST MURDERED ALL OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
-Rocco
Ashton Kutcher Thinks He’s Jesus
Posted on: August 7, 2011
I’m calling the show Jesus, A Man, And The Kid Who Used To Be Fat.
I miss Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood, warlock-ness and machete. It’s the truth. Anything but Jesus Kutcher up there.
-Rocco
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I hope Mamadukes is into that face above because that will be hitting the airwaves via Two and a Half Men.
Ever since Charlie Sheen started “winning”, the talk of who would take over on Two and a Half Men was a big discussion and that mug above is now “winning” that role. (Sorry that wasn’t funny and that’s why they didn’t ask me to be on the show. I auditioned 7 times!)
“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in the viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people.”
If this role is that of a stoner…. Ashton is perfection and dude will win some Emmy’s. If it’s not…. then good luck with the show CBS.
And what does the warlock have to say about it??
Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!! … Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. … Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”
I don’t really know why Ashton Kutcher would want this show, and I’m not sure why Charlie Sheen is fighting for it. No one under the age of 40 watches this show…. and who cares about the old people demographic??
-Rocco
PS Imagine this was a giant PUNK’D joke???
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It’s just the perfect ending to this story.
Look at that mug.
It brings a little tear to my eye. He’s come so far.
-Rocco
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I’m sure you all know by now that Donald Trump will talk to anybody with a camera and a microphone about how he’s spending millions of dollars trying to prove that PreZident Obama wasn’t born in the United States.
Because apparently, Hawaii isn’t an actual state according to these morons.
So, Donald Trump is doing that, Gary Busey is all about it, and Charlie Sheen is donating his bi-winning tactics to The Donald now too. Oh good.
During one of Sheen’s debacles of a show he began shouting about Obama and his “fake” birth certificate.
“For starters, I was f**king born here, how about that? And I got proof! Nothing photoshopped about my birth certificate.”
That’s great that you were born here… but at least Obama isn’t a complete idiot who is convinced he is a warlock. It does not say in the Constitution that a warlock can be President. Just saying.
With that being said, Charlie Sheen should be duplicated and made into an army. That could work.
-Rocco
Charlie Sheen Looks Like This Now…
Posted on: April 11, 2011
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I’m pretty sure he’s missing a tooth. I hear crack will do that to ya.
-Rocco
