Posts Tagged ‘Chaz Bono’
If I was kidnapped.. since I’m a white girl worth a whole lot (right???) she’d have to forfeit her celebrity status on Dancing With The Stars and discuss my case for hours and hours on HLN.
That actually wasn’t awful and seeing her partner, Irish man Tristan, in tight pants is exactly what she needs for the votes.
And as a bonus here is Chaz as the Phantom. I didn’t fully watch this because I just realized Carson Kressley was booted and that is rude of America.
Chaz Bono is going to have a heart attack. He should get Cher on the show next week.
-Rocco
I’m going to mash all the Dancing With The Stars videos in one post because I’m lazy. And nothing exciting happened this week: Carson Kressley was really gay, Nancy Grace has given up her obsession with missing white children for the curling iron, and Chaz Bono was an awful dancer, but I still love him.
1) Of course Carson Kressley is dancing in a tri colored wind suit/ cheerleader outfit to a Wham! song. I can’t even describe it, you need to watch it.
Word on the street is Carson is heading home. Sad times for me.
2) Nancy Grace needs to get back behind the HLN desk and worry about that missing baby who was lost by her drunk mother. (Is that even the case still?? I only now about this via Twitter so my facts may be skewed).
3) Chaz Bono is the rock star of this group. I don’t even watch this show (clearly because I only follow the funny people) but he needs to win.
His hair looks great and he’s wearing teal. He’s adorable.
He’s shaking and thrusting…. he’ll get through. Plus, he can always promise a Cher appearance again. Cher’s his mother… he can be President if he wants.
So, that and more happened… but the shining moment was “Manic Monday”
-Rocco
They should have just wrestled because Bruno would have totally given them 10 points.
Chaz Bono is still the worst dancer I’ve ever seen, but I still need him to win this show because he has excellent spirit. Chaz has great boxing form.
Where the f**k is Cher???!?!?!? That’s why I watched this. I gotta go find that. There was Cher! $20 Big D watched Dancing With The Stars last night to catch a glimpse of his second favorite woman.
-Rocco
Maybe she should change genders and America will have sympathy for her?? I don’t think being a rich girl from Laguna Beach was helping her in the vote department, but at least she got to sleep with Mark Ballas. Amiright, ladies??? *high five*
Kristin Cavallari got the boot from DWTS last night even though she had high scores and now she’s whining about it today.
”It is what it is. That’s the thing with Dancing with the Stars, you never know. It’s clearly not a dance competition!”
While that statement is the most intelligent thing she has ever said, I’m still gonna ask her to shut up and just go back to doing whatever she was doing before this.
But before I want her silenced… let’s judge some more of the comments she made:
“Chaz is so cute! I think he’s great and he tries so hard, and I loved watching him dance every week. It’s inspiring, and it’s sweet, and I hope he does really well!”
She talks of Chaz Bono like he’s a mouth breather who failed 3rd grade math twice. Cher will end you Kristin… watch your tongue!!
”My legs and my butt just got a little bit tighter. That’s about it.”
That’s because she’s so perfect already.
I can’t find a video of her disappointment…. but I’ll keep looking because things like that make Wednesday’s better.
-Rocco
The American Family Association is worried about our nation’s youth deciding to change gender because of Chaz Bono on Dancing With The Stars??? I think we should be worried about binge drinking in children.
I imagine this was how Lindsay Lohan’s problems started.
I was going to bash those parents for encouraging the funnel-ing of Capri Sun into their son’s mouth, but they were just feeding the passion in their child’s eyes.
I was then going to suggest that kid go to rehab for artificial juice addiction, but then I realized Capri Sun is goddamn delicious, and I would inject it into my big toe if for some reason I couldn’t swallow that 1% real juice treat.
I can’t wait to see him do a keg stand with Kool-Aid, but I hope someone stops him from snorting Pixie Sticks. That’s going too far.
-Rocco
People Are Just Voting For Chaz Bono Because Everyone Is Mean To Him… And That’s Fine To Me
Posted on: September 27, 2011
Not only does the American Family Association hate Chaz Bono, but so do his knees. Poor guy.
You know what would help?? Only dancing to Cher music. When is that going to happen???
-Rocco
Okay. I never talked about the drama revolving around Chaz Bono and his participation on Dancing With The Stars because one, I never watch DWTS and two, you could all probably accurately guess my liberal views on this matter; LET THE MAN DANCE!!!
So, I obviously didn’t watch the premiere last night, but you bet your non-transgendered ass I YouTubed Chaz Bono Cha Cha-ing and it’s official… big, white men can not dance.
But with that being said… he needs to win this whole thing just on pure principle.
If you guys don’t vote for Chaz, you are all cruel… and probably republicans. I love those TLC documentaries on transgendered kids, and this is one of those documentaries but with an added bonus of a music, jazz hands, and sparkly costumes.
-Rocco
It’s super true that George Clooney is twice my age, but I would totally let him date me for a year or two and then I’d bring up marriage, and then he’d kick me out of his Italian villa.
That would all be fine and well, because clearly after all that, my ass would be on Dancing With The Stars kicking it with Chaz Bono, and Big D could finally meet and live out his life long dream of being Cher’s drummer.
See the sacrifices I make for my family?? Having George Clooney as a sugar daddy is just the tip of the iceberg when we’re talking about things I would do to get on Dancing With The Stars…. Uh… I things I’d do to help out my family.
Let’s look at that smile!
I’d don’t even know what he’s promoting, but I’m buying it.
-Rocco
