Posts Tagged ‘children’
And she says it’s because her family is large enough with cousins and Suri has enough robot friends that Xanu created to last her a lifetime, but I honestly think it’s just because Katie is becoming immune to the drugs that Tom Cruise has her take while conception is occurring, to hold her down ya know??
Is that presumptuous of me??? Maybe. But I read in between the lines.
On not feeling pressured to give daughter Suri a sibling: “We already have a very big family; a full household with cousins who are over a lot, and she has her friends. My biggest thing is making sure she’s fully taken care of and doing well.”
See what I mean?? I find it super hard to believe that Suri Cruise plays in the sandbox with little Danny Boy from next door who hits her in the head with a shovel and eats the sand simultaneously. Suri Cruise is way to awesome and robotic for that pre-school crap.
I’m gonna go ahead and promote my drug theory some more.
I have never wished more that this was an actual series on The Revolution.
I will show you two pictures of Lee D in the motion of high-fiving a small person (under 4 feet) and we have to guess if he’s going to hit the target or not, hence the awesome title.
Okay. Let’s start:
1) Hit it or miss it???
That little girl totally got a high-five. He had his eye on the prize. And so did she. Look at the intensity in their eyes. That adorable little munchkin came for a high-five and wasn’t gonna leave without one. The kid had the same mission.
2) Hit it or miss it??
TOTALLY MISSED IT! I think he may have slapped the kid in the face, on accident of course. Lee D isn’t even looking at what he’s doing and he’s probably going to hit that child in the eye.
I like this “hit it or miss it” game. I think The Revolution just found its true money maker.
I don’t even want to put this in the “…Looks Like This Now” series because it needs to be discussed more.
Now, you may think I’m posting a picture of Lady Gaga in a sheer, blue dress and stupid high heels, but no. There is a piece of confetti covering her nips. So, it’s appropriate and totally child friendly. In fact, you should let her babysit your kids… in that outfit.
She could just step on the children if they misbehave.
I love Hanson. I love Hanson circa now. They are so great. I once watched a documentary on them making their album, Strong Enough To Break, and I called up my college to tell them I want my money back. I learned all I needed to about the music business due to the trials and tribulations of Hanson.
Anyway, the brothers (who apparently all have facial hair now) were recently at a Children’s Hospital in Baaawston being wonderful and playing music.
I don’t even mind that they all are married and just will not stop having children. Not at all. Taylor Hanson is kind of a sex pot.
Okay… this was just an excuse to listen to this song after I had an intense discussion about it. And don’t worry…if one could win discussions… I did. <— that was NOT a Charlie Sheen joke by the way.
Enjoy “If Only”.
It’s like the people at E! are in my brain.
1) I love E! True Hollywood Story. It speaks the truth… and I just love watching marathons of it. I plan my own E! True Hollywood Story as I watch it. There are certain people who can not be interviewed…. like my sister. She’ll tell embarrassing stories of me as a child; like the time she tripped me in the market in front of everybody, or the time I got nauseous on the school bus and threw up in her friends back pack, or how I played with my Barbies for 72 hours straight. (They had to go through all 4 years of high school and at least 1 semester of college in a weekend!)
2) KATE GOSSELIN?!?! Who doesn’t want to see where this woman grew up?? I want to know what elementary school she went to, who her parents are. Are they going to interview ex-boyfriends, Jon Gosselin, her children??? I want to know everything about her life and why she’s like Godzilla today!
The topics that I’m so excited to learn about is that lesbian haircut and what in the hell possessed her to do Dancing With The Stars.
I can’t wait.
This is all going down February 2nd, so luckily I still have time to send out invitations for a viewing party. Something casual ya know??
How do you get a tissue to dance????
Put a little boogie in it!!
HAHAHA Ohhhhh I hang out with children all day and it’s starting to get to me. I’m actually laughing at that by the way.
Anyway… my friend sent me this video, because he knows I have a crush on Mark Sanchez and he knows I hate germs.
So, he pretty much just broke us up. Thanks!
Oh and I totally owe Big D $2 because I lost both bets on both games! I suck!! And just fyi… I’m never gonna give him $2 bucks.
I mean Pink the singer… not the color. Unless, you’re a 7-year-old girl or a 30-year-old gay man… then the color pink is your bestie!!
Here is the new video for Pink’s song “F**kin’ Perfect”. And I don’t care that the F word is in it… I’m singing it this to my future unborn, baby girl. The video seems like it’s going to end sad, but I promise… you’ll heart will feel warmth.
I really like Pink. She’s not obnoxious, she has a great voice and she writes good music.
Hmmm what a concept?
Wow. I can’t believe it’s coming to this. I’m losing my steam and stealing information on the guy. And I’m blaming it on him just so you know. It’s all his fault.
He better fly out on to Da Bears’ field in a freakin’ jet pack on Sunday. (Really wish I had a picture of that… believe it or not, I could use that pretty often. Seriously.)
That would actually be pretty awesome… could you imagine??
Just imagine him looking like this
….with a jet pack on, flying through the stadium singing the National Anthem. He would earn so many cool points. He wouldn’t even have to wear that HAT OF ALL FREAKIN’ HATS FOR THAT ONE!
Anyway… to the actual news, that I had to steal.
If you go to Red Beanie Blog you can hear another one of those awesome podcasts. I am seriously impressed with the technology in that whole system. I get excited when I figure out how to post a non-YouTube video, so you can imagine my thrill when I see that whole contraption happening.
Go listen to that… it’s awesome.
And since there are way to many words on this page and not enough pictures, here is a random picture:
I think if you click on it, it will get super large and in your face. I jumped when I clicked on it, because it scared me.
If Oprah doesn’t allow me to have a cool child like this…. I just want no part in the whole having a child thing.
No lemonade stand for baby Rocco if he or she isn’t able to rap a business plan at me.
Crystal Bowersox played at a consumer electronic show in Vegas yesterday. I have no idea what that means, and my instinct is to make fun of that, but then I remembered Lee D. played at a place that may or may not have been a strip club…. so CB gets a free pass on this one.
So, anyway CB was playing at some electronic gathering for nerds and she performed 3 songs.. “Finally Got It Right”, “Kiss Ya”, and that song with the stupid analogy of building something with her hubby.
She sounded good… I really have nothing to say. Okay, that’s a lie, I have two comments (shocking I know):
1) I thought Baby Bowersox was part of the percussion crew. He’s pointless to take around with you if he isn’t going to be put to work. He’s just extra baggage in that case. Plus, there is nothing more adorable than a tambourine shaking toddler.
That’s a money-maker right there…. want to sell 11,000 more albums next week?? Put that baby to work. I’m never ever wrong.
2) Stop performing with your husband. I know it’s a duet, but does he go everywhere with you?? I would want some space. Or maybe true love is when you want him around all the time?? I’ll have to do some research. And when he isn’t there, you can just cut the songs with really really bad analogies right out of your set. Problem solved. Having the hubster around isn’t as much of a money-maker as s dancing toddler. Again, trust me. I’m never wrong.
Anyway, minus those two wrong doings… the show was good. I’m sure those electronic dweebs will go buy Farmer’s Daughter. Good technique girl!!
And duh, I just realized where Baby Bowersox was… playing black jack. Obviously.