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Posted December 23, 2011on:
(I think I’m the last person on the planet to report on the X Factor finale and I uhhh??? Totally did that on purpose)
That crazy ass lady won, didn’t she???
Let’s get into this mess:
Because of the holidays (Happy Birthday Jesus) the contestants got to sing holiday songs. I’m a little disappointed in Melanie for not singing something about her lord savior in her accent. She’s a fraud. She sang a freakin’ Mariah Carey song. Bull!
I’m attracted to Chris Rene. I don’t even mind that pesky little drug problem. His hats trump that.
Josh Beast Man does not sing the Christmas song from Beauty and the Beast. This finale is nothing but a huge let down for me.
And then clearly the best part of the whole season is Justin Bieber. HE’S SUCH AN ANGEL MUFFIN!!!
He has a satin green shirt and a baby swoop bang. This needs to be its own post. I love him and his outlandish Christmas outfits. I’ll get back to this later.
Then X Factor made fun of Nicole and Paula, which was a segment I probably produced in one of my dreams.
Seriously though, is Nicole coming back on next season???
And out of freakin’ no where…. 50 Cent came out with the Lakers and that rapping kid Astro, who I completely forgot about. 50 Cent was ready to shoot himself in the jaw 9 times again. He never wanted to be anywhere else.
Is this what the Lakers during a lockout??
And now for Melanie having a complete mental breakdown sans a burning bush, a foreign language, and Rachel Crow coming out to beat her with a toilet seat.
I’m not gonna lie… I’m glad this season is over. I’m tired of this show, it’s a mess, and I can’t imagine what Melanie is going to do with $5 million. Maybe Rosetta Stone???
I know that title seems to make no sense, but trust me. This shit took forever because we had to listen to Nicole Scherzinger cry all season, but it also flew by in comparison to American Idol because that show is literally on our television screens for half the calendar year.
I think last nights show was the producers picking celebrity guests out of a hat and making the contestants look like idiots, so let’s get into it:
Josh Beast Man and Alanis Morissette: I didn’t know Josh was from Canada?? This is a weird duet and I just don’t get it.
Basically it’s an Alanis Morissette concert. This whole thing makes me uncomfortable for some reason…. I feel like they are singing for some dark Disney movie soundtrack.
Chris Rene and Avril Lavigne: Clearly, this guy needs to win. First, Sugar Ray and now Avril Lavigne and “Complicated”…. give this guy $5 million.
X Factor shocked me with the fact that he was a drug addict… I never knew that. They both sound awful singing this, but I still think Chris should get all the money in the world just because I’m telling myself he CHOSE to sing this song.
Melanie and R. Kelly: HAHAHHAH WAIT… GIVE THIS CRAZY THE MONEY!! Why do people keep including R. Kelly in things?? 1) He sings “Trapped In The Closet” and want to sing 32 more chapters of it (true story) and 2) I’m pretty sure he sleeps with teenage girls on video.
I was really hoping R. Kelly and Melanie would start speaking in tongues to tie this whole thing up in a bow… but no such luck. I can’t wait for these two crazy people to become relevant again with a sex tape. And now I just want to watch Space Jam.
And then X Factor brought in those circus people who fly around to Michael Jackson music and mourn his untimely death (X Factor has a thing for people who may or may not molest children… They shout get those Penn State coaches in here as guest judges). I’m not really sure why this is happening.
I didn’t watch that, so let me know if anyone fell.
And now back to the contestants:
Josh: Since when did this guy have a kid??? I thought he made burritos.
He whips out the guitar and sings “At Last” because middle America loves nothing more than white guys with guitars singing big, black woman’s songs.
This was kinda good. I’ll give him that. I’d buy that on iTunes.
Chris is rapping and making up his own lyrics again. He’s a good dresser. I wonder how much drugs you can get with $5 million???
I’m really glad half the intro she’s talking like an American and then the next part she’s talking like she’s just came from the Islands.
Listen. I get that Melanie is a kick ass singer, but she bores the hell out of me. Unless she’s praising Jesus and speaking in unexpected accents all of a sudden… I don’t want to hear her talk.
Who will win?? Probably Melanie because religious people love her and it’s Jesus’ birthday on Sunday. Who should win?? Rachel Crow because she needs her own bathroom. Who shouldn’t win?? Nicole shouldn’t win a contract for next year.
Peace out Marcus!!! <— we’ll get to that later.
They did not let Nicole Scherzinger sing last night?? I would have preferred watching Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson try to make a come back again then see/hear this.
Nicole has been trying to release an album for the past 4 years. Just give it up… no one wants to buy the shit that you’re hocking.
I wish someone I could stand to look at for more than 3 minutes was singing this song, so I could enjoy the pop melody.
Anyway, back to the contestants who will never be worth 5 million dollars (no offense).
First… they ruin “No Diggity”
This is one time Melanie Amaro could use her fake accent and it’d be appropriate… instead she just looks like a preacher’s wife. And nothing is funnier than Josh Beast Man singing Blackstreet. This is why shows like X Factor and American Idol will always exist; Americans like to watch people look awkward in front of millions.
So yeah… Marcus Canty is gone. Obviously. It’s all very anti-climatic because he’s been in the bottom since he got their and this just means Paula is done sleeping with him so he can go back home now.
I hope Chris Rene wins the finale.. you know how much drugs you can buy with $5 million???
Oh wait… maybe someone else should win???
Biebs is on next week… it will definitely be entertaining.
I don’t think this week had a theme and I’m still upset about Rachel Crow getting the boot. I’ve slept in my bathroom for the past week throwing darts at this picture:
What a strange show. Let’s get into it.
Marcus Canty: “I’ll Make Love To You”
Thanks for ruining Boyz II Men and singing an obvious song choice with a white rose like a moron. I’m pretty sure that girl he gave the rose to is underage.
A George Michael song a la Vegas??? Kill me.
Please send him home.
Chris Rene: “Fly”…. SUGAR RAY!! HAHAHHAH YESSSSS!!!!! I wish he frosted his hair to show some dedication.
“No One”- He’s a bad singer, but I’ll take him over the Usher wannabe any day.
Melanie Amaro: “Hero”
I’m just disappointed she didn’t sing it in her accent.
“Feeling Good” – I just think of the Weight Watchers commercial now. Thanks Jennifer Hudson.
No accent?? Bullshit.
Josh Beast Man: “Come Together”…. You Kris with a K fans are bugging out, right??
“Hallelujah”- You Lee D. fans are sharpening your pitchforks aren’t you???
At least he made Paula cry.
Nice tree of life on stage.
I don’t even care who goes home… or who wins for that matter.
Sorry for this underwhelming recap. Hopefully, the finals with be more snazzy… I hear J Biebs will be there!
Okay. So I guess last night’s show was broken down into two parts?? The first was “dance”, so without even watching it, I know that will be a mess. It’s going to be like gay club on crack, I’m sure. And the second part was the contestants preparing a song in less than 24 hours, so that means the contestants probably just sang their favorite karaoke number. FYI I’d sing Taylor Swift “Love Story”. I have a history of that.
Melanie Amaro: This newly crowned Caribbean princess is a moron because she should have sang Rihanna. She could have used her awesome fake accent. Instead she ruined an Adele song.
Marcus Canty: Nicole thought he took the crowd “to church” and once again it just proves my theory that she needs to just stayed a Pussycat Doll.
Chaka Khan?? This was a very gay club performance sans glitter.
Rachel Crow: She should probably have a show on Disney or Nickelodeon. And Nicole should probably stop talking because the bathroom jokes are only funny when I bring them up every week. Nicole ruins everything.
She looks a 40-year-old divorcee in that outfit and she turned the song into a lesbian love song. She hasn’t studied pronouns in school yet.
Josh Beast Man: Rihanna’s “We Found Love”?? YES YES YES!!! This. Is. Great.
Chris Rene: He’s the worst singer which is suitable when he’s singing the Rihanna hook.
Nicole is clearly taking whatever drugs Paula used to take. She just called him “Josh”. She’s a mess.
Annnd now for the second part of the fabricated “drama”.
Melanie Amaro: Prince Of Egypt. Shocking song choice ‘mon!
YES!! She talks again!!! YESSSS!! Please I will believe in anything if we can keep this crazy bitch around.
Marcus Canty: He’s singing something that I’m not paying attention to because I still here Melanie’s accent in my head.
Rachel Crow: “Music & Me”?? She’s singing a song that no one has ever heard of and I don’t understand, out of ALL THE SONGS IN THE WORLD, this is the one she goes with. And I’m not sure why they insist on dressing her like that. I’m pretty sure my Grandma was buried in that dress. She was a great dresser.
Josh Beast Man:
The only awesome thing about this was Simon said he looked “insane” and then told Nicole to “get lost”. HAHHAHAH! My dislike for Nicole Scherzinger is out of control.
Chris Rene: He’s not wearing his gangsta cap and he’s singing an original. Okay??
I can’t understand the lyrics of that song… he didn’t say them enough.
I’m not sure who I want to go home, but I do know I need Melanie to stay around some more because she is out of her mind, which equals family entertainment.
I don’t even have time to ramble on how a Michael Jackson theme is such a bad idea, so let’s just get to the videos to prove my point.
Josh Beast Man: “Dirty Diana”
Pick a more obscure Jackson song, please.
His perm looks great. I can’t even watch this whole thing, the acrobats on the floor are distracting me.
Astro: “Black & White”
Okay… he’s not singing a Jackson song. He’s saying stuff over the track. And apparently this is an ode to the Scottish with the kilts. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? He’s great, but this has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.
Drew: “Billie Jean”
I like this chick and I have no idea why everyone is bugging out about the lack of spectacle. Who cares if she’s sitting down or standing?? I want to hit Nicole with that chair.
My god that host is a giant man.
Rachel Crow: “Can You Feel It”
I’m sad she didn’t talk about how many awesome bathrooms Michael Jackson probably had.
This wasn’t that great, but she has an awesome fro.
Marcus Canty: “Pretty Young Thing”
This guy thinks he’s Usher. He needs a little white kid running around with him a la Justin Bieber for me to believe him.
What is up all this military inspired garb?? Wardrobe department fund cuts???
Chris Rene: “I’ll Be There”
He’s kind of bad, but I don’t want him to turn to drugs so I hope he makes it through. And I’m totally ignoring the solider jackets!!!
Maniac Melanie: “Earth Song”
Of course cray cray chose a random song and she speaking in her Island accent again. WHO IS THIS NUT JOB!?!? I love her. Please, America keep her. I really hope that Rihanna was faking her Island accent the whole time and she really has a Brooklyn one.
Shit.. I’m gonna start speaking with a British accent. If Melanie can conjure one up… so can I.
The Jackson children had a great time (especially the one in red). They totally have military inspired outfits on underneath those clothes.
I don’t even know how to end this gracefully, so I’m just gonna say Cheerio and Bollocks!!
Thanksgiving week?? A theme that’s for giving thanks?? WTF does that mean?? I have a gut feeling it was an attempt at sob stories, but I’m sure it came out like the vomit your crazy Uncle does after eating too much turducken.
EDIT: THE BEST X FACTOR EVER!! Tears, Jesus dedications, randomly speaking other languages, Taylor Swift….. and just a reminder its THANKSGIVING WEEK!!
Before we get into that, why was Simon Cowell tweeting and hash-tagging ” Oh Snap!”???
That cracks me up for some reason.
Ok let’s get into Thanksgiving week on X Factor:
Rachel Crow: Well, we know she’s not giving thanks about her bathroom situation, so of course she’s going to bring up the crack baby business. I think it’s a great angle.
I’m not thankful for her outfit and that gospel choir.
Everyone’s gonna cry tonight aren’t they???
Marcus Canty: I’m thankful he’s singing a Boyz II Men song and the song I sing for my mother every mother’s day. I’m gonna assume it’s for his mother too.
Holy puberty voice crack mama!
TEARS! I’m turning this show into a drinking game and taking a shot every time someone sheds a tear. And yes it’s 8AM and yes I’ll be drunk by 8:30AM.
His mom will definitely be voting for him.
Melanie Amaro: Why does every one sing R. Kelly on the weeks it’s supposed to be about inspiration, thanks and all around goodness?? They do know he’s a pedophile right?? Not the world’s greatest.
And the absolute best part is she dedicated the song to… wait for it.. THE LORD!!!
Something tells me Jesus isn’t an R. Kelly fan.
Is she speaking another language?!??! WTF IS GOING ON???!? Maybe Jesus is a huge R Kelly fan because she’s speaking in tongues…. who knew??
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. SHE’S CRAZY!!! SHE IS A NUT JOB! Please America… keep this crazy ho on this show!
Nicole is of course crying because she’s just as nutty. Paula looks sane which you know is never a good thing.
Chris Rene: “Let It Be”??? I’ll take it Chris, especially after Maniac Melanie (It’ll catch on!) He dedicated it to his rehab counselor… that’s sweet, but it’s not the Lord!
I can’t even concentrate right now… I’m afraid Melanie is sacrificing Rachel Crow and Astro in the back.
Lakoda Rayne: TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!! They win! They dedicate “You Belong With Me” to their families, which makes absolutely no sense, but I dedicate EVERY Taylor Swift song to EVERYONE in my life, so I’m okay with it.
This is kind of awful, but if they love Tay Tay, I have to respect them. And Paula is finally back to being the normal one and crying, so that makes me even a bigger fan.
LeRoy Bell: He sings that song from the PSA for the Humane Society. I feel like buying a dog.
Paula is crying. Shocking. TAKE A SHOT!
That was good. Good job kind of attractive Grandpa.
Astro: An original song dedicated to his fans?? OH. MY. GOD. It’s basically about him and he says: “bloggers they hate me”. I never said I hated him… I just want him to date Rachel Crow so we can have some more drama.
Can someone get a DNA swab from Kanye West, because I’m pretty sure this is his spawn.
Drew: “Skyscraper”. I haven’t even heard this, but I’m gonna assume it’s good. She dedicates it to her BFF, who helped her accept herself… that is so freakin’ sweet. I have never dedicated a song to my BFF… I suck. I’ll record it later.
So, you can’t see it in that video, but we all learned that LA Reid is pretty much an idiot because he said something about Drew singing an age appropriate song. Clearly, he has no idea who Demi Lovato is. Simon put him in his place, but of course LA Reid is daft and has no clue.
Josh Kracjik: I’m afraid of this man. I just feel like he could kill me and hide my body all while playing the piano in a smoke machine.
This was a good performance. He’s good, but Nicole Scherzinger in tears just ruined everything. SHE IS SO DRAMATIC!! OH. MY. GOD!!!!! And nice sign language at the end…. what a bi-lingual group we have.
I’m thankful for his side part last night.
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?! What was that show?? I feel like I just took acid. Clearly, this was the most entertaining show of the season, because of all the crazy (MELANIE!!).
Keep this crazy lady around please.
I wrote that title before I watched any videos from last night’s X Factor, but I’m assuming that’s what happened because last week’s “movie theme” week was not that at all. I’m going to assume that no one will sing a rock song.
I have no other chit chat… so let’s get into “rock” week:
LeRoy Bell: “We’ve Got Tonight”
This is the least rock thing I’ve heard already and this is only the first performance. He sounds good, but he’s wearing leather.
Rachel Crow: “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction”
She better start planning her bathroom because she’s gonna need to hide in it when Britney Spears comes after her for singing this better than her (sorry that was a lame Britney Spears joke that probably went over everyone’s head). She’s adorable even in her dumb costume.
Chris Rene: “No Woman No Cry”
Still sober I guess and wearing a “Occupy Wall Street” shirt. I would’ve thought he was a Republican because of the drug past?? Hmmmm?? He’s an awful singer. And this isn’t a rock song. Chris might have been in withdrawal when he decided to turn this into reggae week.
Stacy Francis: “It’s All Coming Back To Me”
This is my favorite song to fake sing to, because it’s so goddamn dramatic and therefore obnoxious… of course they gave it to Stacy Francis. The sound of her voice makes me want to eat meatloaf and then vomit.
She’s old and no one will buy her album. There … I said it.
Melanie Amaro: “Everybody Hurts”
Again… just because REM usually sings “rock”-ish songs, doesn’t mean you can choose the one non rock song. Or do I just hold a crappy definition of what consists of rock??
She sounds good…. but I forget about her every week. And how has no one slapped Nicole Scherzinger yet…. she’s kinda bitchy.
Josh Beast Man: “The Pretender”
If he doesn’t perform a rock song.. it’s all over. Foo Fighters is good and he added a drum kit and a strobe light. He got the “rock memo”.
Nicole must have epilepsy because she’s having a seizure.
Astro: “I’ll Be Missing You”
This has never been less of a rock song. A song about Notorious BIG’s death is not rock, but he’s a child so he might not be able to read.
Funny how LA has no qualms that this isn’t rock.
Lakoda Rayne: “Go Your Own Way”
I can’t help but like these girls despite their stupid outfits that Paula convinces them to wear every week. They’re gonna have a great performance one day… I agree with Simon.
Drew: “With Or Without You”
I like this chick too. Not a rock song once again… but I would love to hear the album she makes. I’m not even going to make fun of anything about this.
Marcus Canty: “Piece Of My Heart”
He made a rock song look like an Adam Lambert performance. In fact, I think Adam Lambert owns that jacket.
These mentors are a great idea theoretically, but it just turns out that whenever the other judges mentee (is that the right word??) is on the stage they just say negative things. And I’m mostly talking about Nicole Scherzinger because she’s just an idiot.
And Oscar would be smart for singing that because these contestants picked the most obscure songs in movie theme history. Get Smart and Runaway Bride??? Those were actual movies people chose from. HILARIOUS!
I would have played the pan flute and performed Titanic‘s theme song. I hear the rousing applause now.
Anyway, the top 11 chose their movies/songs out of the discount bin at the Blockbuster that is closing its doors around the block, so clearly the show was all over the place.
Stacy Francis: I’m glad she went first because I can’t stand her. I can’t stand her bad weave and her plastic red dress tonight either.
She just doesn’t stop screaming, that’s all I hear when she sings. She also kind of looks like an alien. She looks like Paula Abdul in an alternate universe, which brings me back to my alien point and that makes me a genius.
Marcus Canty: I always forget this guy, but then I remember he hates Justin Bieber because J Biebs gets to hang with Usher a lot.
When the host says “movies” it sounds like he says “boobies”…. that makes me laugh.
HIS JACKET! Who is dressing these kids??? The Stylist is on acid and the fog machine guy needs to stop pressing the button.
I don’t know what movie this song is from, but it’s probably from a Tyler Perry movie. And now I sound like a racist.
Drew: Okay… she’s singing a popular song, but it’s from You, Me And Dupree and I honestly forgot was a movie at all.
And my point of the stylist taking acid has just been re-confirmed with her outfit. Why is she wearing that?? (Edit: she designed that herself. My God)
Anyway, she’s great. I really like this girl… I’d buy her album. She may be my favorite. And she has a wind machine… that always gets my vote.
SHE’S 14?!?!?! I refuse to believe that.
LeRoy Bell: He’s singing a song from Runaway Bride, which is HILARIOUS!! Why can’t they just say U2? This is U2 right?? I don’t really like them so I have no idea.
He has a treat hat filled with his old man vitamins. Probably.
LaKoda Rayne: I know people don’t like this girls… but I do. And I like this Keith Urban song.
I liked this performance… again, I’d probably buy their album.
On a side note…. I can’t stop wondering if Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell ever slept together?? I know that’s strange, but it plagues my mind!
Astro: Of course he’s rapping the song from 8 Mile.
I don’t understand why he can’t just rap the original lyrics. That annoys me a little bit. If he can do that… why can’t the rest of the contestants just sing what they want?? I don’t get it.
I think LA Reid is his secret daddy.
Melanie Amaro: I love how she just sang a Michael Jackson song and said it was from This Is It. Touche! This is obviously a very loose theme.
She’s better than Stacy Francis. She should stay longer than Stacy Francis. Her weave is even nicer.
Stereo Hogzz: They’re singing ”Ain’t No Other Man”, so that’s just weird and I don’t have to make it weirder but I’ll tell you it’s from the movie Get Smart.
Paula’s introduction WAS THE BEST.
This is an awful song for them… to many pronoun changes.
Josh Beast Man: I have to say, I’ve been obsessed with The Wonder Years so I’m immediately a fan of him singing this song. I didn’t know there were so many other verses to this song. Who knew??
Nice wind machine! And nice creepy dancers in the blue dresses. The entire production team on show is on drugs.
Chris Rene: OKAY! We get it. He was in rehab! Great song… but again, why the new lyrics??
I’m just jealous because I want to be a rapper. So bad.
Rachel Crow: (Side note: I just read she was born in a crack den. Give this girl $5 million now!! Rehab?? Old timers who just want to make it??? They’re not crack babies. She wins!!)
I’m glad they saved my little bathroom nugget for the end. She has an AWESOME fro and I’m so jealous. I’m so jealous I’m judging my tiny bathroom now.
This song is probably from an NYU student film.. I have no idea, but she sounds great. It’s astounding how good she is. Swag! And I want her dress.
Simon…. I bow down to your genius.
Was that not the most random song choices ever?? I’m going to watch movies all day just to think random songs that play on the radio in the background for the contestants to choose from next season?? American Idol usually makes no sense with themes, but this takes the cake now.
I hate that saying.. I can’t believe I just wrote that.
This show has no rhyme or reason and no set schedule. I can’t say that enough. And I didn’t realize this was such a competition between the judges as well. I’m very confused.
I’m not confused about the hotness of the host though. He kinda sucks as a host, but he’s more attractive (and probably straighter) than Ry Ry Seacrest.
Apparently, X factor was on last night and already 5 people got the boot. I’m just going to cut to the chase and let you know who got kicked off:
Philip Lomax (damn it)
The Brewer Boys (BREWIIIIII!! )
Dexter Heygood (I think he was insane and now homeless??)
Simone Battle (Have no idea who this is)
Tiah Toliver (I’m gonna miss those bangs!)
Now, let’s get into those videos and pretend like I’m watching them in real-time:
Astro: He’s 14 and has a real name of Brian Bradley.
He’s a child and he’s singing Kris Kross… I’m a fan. He’s an annoying kid, but he’s talented. I’m not gonna hate on him.
Chris Rene: Rehab boy.
I just can’t help but think that this is bad. And I just want him to win so he doesn’t go back on drugs. The song is awful.
Phillip Lomax: I think he’s singing the song from Shrek which is funny.
This show is too funny. The staging, the theatrics, the dancers…. he looked like he was on a cruise ship. That smile should be on a cruise ship.
Marcus Canty: He’s the Usher of the group and I can only hope that he one day discovers Justin Bieber’s son.
A Culture Club song?? Genius.
Stereo Hogzz: Boyz II Men circa now.
Paula is of course crying because she’s on drugs and over emotional.
BrewI: Womp! Womp! Get a haircut now. Your swoop bang days are over.
The one in the plaid is kind of cute… but too bad they will never win. (And yes.. they were voted off).
InTENsity: They ARE NOT SINGING FOOTLOOSE?!??! It’s like they know my obsession. I love these future drug addicts/pregnant/and high school drop-outs!
And just for good measure:
Lakoda Rayne: I like these chicks. It’s like 4 Taylor Swifts all thrown into one group.
And they are singing “Come On Irene”??? Paula is definitely on drugs.
Let’s be real… you all know I’d be sucked into buying their pop country album. And then try to do my hair like them because I’m impressionable.
Dexter Haygood: He reminds me of a black Steven Tyler. And my God he’s singing Britney Spears and Katy Perry. This is so strange.
LeRoy Bell: I’m like a little bit attracted to this man, which is so strange and I’m calling my therapist right now. Well, after this video.
I’m a birther when it comes to this guy. I want to see his birth certificate… he’s not 60.
Stacey Francis: I can’t believe she didn’t cry on stage.
No one will ever buy this woman’s album.
I don’t know why people don’t just listen to Simon because he’s a genius. And Nicole is the exact opposite of that.
Josh Beastly Man: I hope him and Nicole Scherzinger have an affair. That’d be fun to write about.
I want a burrito every time I see him.
Simone Battle: This chick is awful. I’m not even distracted by her drag queen outfit.
Oh God… and she “rapped”.
Rachel Crow: BAAAAATHROOOM!!! This reminds me I need to clean my bathroom.
Oh and she’s singing some Biebs! SHE WINS!
I’m digging her dope new hair-do. Willow Smith is making a voo doo doll of her right now.
I just feel like this show is the judges throwing digs at each other, which is totally entertaining. “Squiddly and Diddley” HAHAHHA. Simon is perfect.
Drew: She’s kind of dope. I’d buy her album.
I want Simon to wink at me before I die. That is it.
Tiah Bangs!: This is the scariest thing I’ve seen. And what’s even scarier is she has no bangs.
The lack of bangs was her downfall. And working her “nuts off” might have been as well.
Melanie Amaro: I don’t even know who this girl is… but I like this song and she sings pretty. And she seems to not be on crack like Whitney Houston so that’s a plus. (Edit: She’s the chick who was almost eliminated but then Simon dramatically knocked on her front door and told her she’s back)
So, that was the show. 5 people were already eliminated and I guess next week is when America can start voting? I have no idea… this is the point when you go to another blog to get the actual facts on this show, because I’m so lost.
I want you all to enjoy that picture